Purely out of sheer amusement, I decided to compile the Top 20 posts of the year here at jolly ol’
terribleminds. Now, to be clear, between my three sources of reporting (WP_Stats, Google Analytics, CyStats), I get pretty wildly different numbers as to hits and views and what-not, but overall they seem to agree that these are the most viewed over the course of the last 365 days.
Please to enjoy.
Or, y’know, don’t.
Beware of Writer
Want To Be A Freelancer? Just Punch Yourself In The Face, Instead
NaNoWhoNow? NaNoWriMo Dos and Don’ts
The Writer’s Prayer (The Penmonkey Paean)
Avatar Porn Will Destroy Us All
Here’s How To Be A Writer
Why You Should Freelance (Despite All That Face-Punching Business)
Why You’re A Sucky Editor
Oh To Hell With It, Let’s Talk About Piracy
Should I Self-Publish? A Motherfucking Checklist
The Truth About Turtle Penis
Murdering Unicorns: Ending The Myths That Poison A Writer’s Life
Why You Won’t Finish That Novel
A Gentleman’s Guide To Proper Beard Maintenance
I Must Renew My Contract With Dread Mistress Pauley Perrette
Why You Probably Still Suck As A Writer
Breaking The Lemniscate: The Ending Of Inception
Fuck It, It’s Time To Talk About My Beard
My Beard Come So Fat, I Wanna Do Laser
” A Radioactive Monkey
And there you have it.
I am, of course, interested: did
you have a favorite post of the year?
It’s okay if you didn’t.
I mean, sure, it’ll be another tear-stained pillow night for me. But you’re used to that.