Where’s Wendig?

REGARD MY FLOATING HEAD AND BEHOLD THE TEXT

We’ve got a proper tour a-formed, with more details right here:

So, as it stands, the tour is:

8/18 — Launch party at Thrillerdelphia! With one of my favorite people, ML Rio, and we will surely have our morbid murderly comedy hour. Tickets here.

8/19 — The Twisted Spine in Brooklyn! In conversation with the inimitable and ever-astounding Nat Cassidy! Tickets here.

8/21 — Dark Ink at the Doylestown Bookshop, with the chimerical Clay McLeod Chapman (who may also be launching a book at the very same time) and I’ll be there the next day, too, on Saturday the 22nd for a panel — also, if you’re pre-ordering the book here alongside its extra goodies (stickers! demonic personalization!) you can also choose to pick it up at the event. Behold ALL THE DARK INK EVENTS RIGHT HERE.

8/25 — Midtown Scholar, Harrisburg, PA. With Todd “The Killer” Keisling as my conversation partner! RSVP here.

8/26 — Riverstone Books, Pittsburgh, PA. In conversation with the dandy dapper devil himself, Richard Kadrey! Tix here.

8/27 — Joseph-Beth Booksellers, Cincinnati, OH. Details here. I’ll be chatting with the excellent JH Markert!

8/28 — Anderson’s Bookstore in Naperville, outside Chicago. Deets here. I’ll be talking to the wonderful Tracy Townsend!

8/29 — Boswell Book Co, Milwaukee, WI. Details here.

8/30 — Barnes & Noble, Madison, WI. Which store? The Mineral Point Road store! I’ll be chatting with the ever-excellent Sarah Read! Event not on their calendar yet but I’m sure it’ll show up here.

9/1 — Magers & Quinn in Minneapolis, conversation partner is Big Benjamin Percy, Wrestler of Bigfeet, Counselor to Cryptids! Tix here!

9/2 — Tattered Cover in Denver, CO! (Aspen Grove location.) I get to chat with one of my favorite people, horror maven Erika Wurth! Tix here.

9/3 — Main Street Books, St. Louis, MO, with Jesse Aragon. Tickets here! Note: it’s not at the store but at a local brewery because fuck yeah it is.

9/5 — Belmont Listfest in Belmont, NC. Just outside Charlotte. Details here. Features me but like, an alarmingly cool list of authors, including Mona Awad, Nat Cassidy, Phil Fracassi, Cass Khaw, Keith Rosson, Tanya Pell, and more.

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE

10/8 — NYCC! Ahhh!

10/13 — Gibson’s Bookstore, in Concord, NH, one of the best to ever do it, where I also get to talk to one of the best to ever do it, BFF and author of (out that week) Monstera, Delilah S. Dawson! Details here!

10/14 — Phoenix Books in Burlington, VT, also with Delilah! Details here.

10/16-10/18 — Can*Con 2026, in Ottawa! (It’s not on the graphic, apologies, but it’s true! I’m doing it! Come see me, fine Canadian folks, with Kevin Hearne!)

10/20 — Oblong Books in Rhinebeck, NY, with Savory Sam Rebelein, dark master of the Hudson Valley. Details tbd!

11/6-11/8 — Horror on the Hudson! I return to the Hudson Valley! To terrorize the populace! And also sell books probably!