Author: terribleminds

  • Irregular Creatures: The Prognosis

    In case you missed it (which, given my self-prostitution, means you must’ve been buried under a tornado-smacked barn), I went ahead and “officially” released my short story collection, IRREGULAR CREATURES, to the Amazon Kindle marketplace. By middle of the day, the collection achieved profitability.

  • I Give Thee: “Irregular Creatures”

    And so it is done. Up on Amazon’s Kindle marketplace: my first short story collection, IRREGULAR CREATURES. And, in fact, if you’d be so kind, I’d love it if you purchased it today. Still, you might be on the fence. You might be saying, “Ehhhh, ennnnh, nnnmmmgh, I just don’t know.” Could be that you need a little convincing.

  • Why Your Novel Won’t Get Published

    You gotta maximize your chances of putting a kick-ass book into the ecosystem where it bites, kicks, shivs and garrotes any other novel that gets in its way. One way to do that is to identify the many pitfalls that await you, your book, and its goat.

  • An Era Of Ugliness And Uncertainty

    Who knows? I’m just one duck quacking into the void. It’s a fucked-up time in America, and I just think the best way through the darkness is to once more put our foot on the neck of ignorance and make it — not “conservative” or “liberal” — the dirty word.

  • Macaroni + Cheese + Sausage = You Building Temples To Me And My Glory

    I thought, “Mmm, macaroni and cheese.” I have a recipe I use, and lo, it is good. But then I thought, “What would make this recipe double-awesome? What would make this recipe do keg-stands on my taste-buds? Sausage.”

  • The True Cost Of Today’s Price?

    So, this is just a random coagulation of thoughts about price (and cost). These thoughts are not from an expert. They are from my addlepated monkey’s brain. They make no conclusions. I’m just as confused as the next chimp down the line. Here goes.