PSST. HEY, KID. WANNA BUY A SIGNED COPY OF A BOOK?
If you are one of those nice people inquiring about how you buy a signed copy of The Book of Accidents, I have the “deets” (do the kids say “deets” anymore, they probably don’t, oh god I’m ancient, a crumbling mummy, a rain-soaked wasp nest, nooooo) —
Here, then, are your ways to procure a signed copy:
If you want a signed, personalized copy, meaning, I sign it to THROMDAX THE EVER-DELIQUESCING or whatever your actual name is (Gary, perhaps!), and then I hastily, sloppy pen my actual autography underneath it?
Then you have three options:
All three are tied to the joint event I’m doing with Aaron Mahnke to launch the book. Requests for personalization, at least with Doylestown, run up to July 15th.
The other bookstores hosting me for virtual events will also have signed (not personalized) copies available, should you be so inclined.
Also, as a sidenote, if you were so inclined to pick up my first novel, Blackbirds, you can do so digitally this month for the meager coinage of $1.99. Please enjoy.
MORE SOON BYE