Flash Fiction Challenge: Kids Say The Darnderniest Things
So, as this week is my son’s 5th birthday, I thought it would be fun to take some of the completely random shit that spills out of his head and use that as the basis for a flash fiction challenge. Below you’ll find a list of quotes from my son.
Select one (or several, I don’t care) quotation and use it inside a piece of flash fiction.
Length: 1000 words-ish
Due by: Friday, May 27th, noon EST
Post at your online space. Link back in the comments.
“Can I put goggles on the dog?”
“There is a three-headed flying werewolf in that tree.”
“I can cut down a thousand trees with my teeth.”
“I will defeat it with Kitten Magic.”
“I will slice you into beef!”
“I can still see without a face.”
“You guys don’t make good choices.”
“They said it was a legend, but I know it’s real.”
“I’m gonna ride you like a turkey.”
“I am queen of the goats.”