If you were like, “Gosh, I really would love to read about how EVIL APPLES infect a small town in Pennsylvania and the orchard from whence they came spawns an EVIL APPLE CULT,” but you were also like, “All I have in my pocket are these ONE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE PENNIES,” then gosh wow, do I have a deal for you. Simply go to any of the ELECTRIC BOOKMONGER websites, shove your pennies into your computer, and yell at it: GIVE ME BLACK RIVER ORCHARD, YOU FUCKING ROBOT PIECE OF SHIT, I HAVE GIVEN YOU MY GOLD, NOW GIVE ME NIGHTMARES. And it’ll work.
I mean, probably. Some approximation of that.
What I’m saying is, the e-book is on sale for $1.99
So, if you want that, go grabby grabby:
And if you’re like, “But Chuck, that is too cheap,” I will say, hey, no, go get it at that price, it’s fine, just make sure to tell your friends about the book, and please, for the love of the APPLE GOD, leave a review somewhere.
(Also, Blackbirds still looks like it’s $2.99.)
Also, an update to the post the other day —
Here, then, are the dates for September’s mini-tour with Kevin and Delilah, whereupon Kevin celebrates the launch of his newest, Candle & Crow —
Oct. 1: Anderson’s Bookshop in Naperville, IL.
Oct. 2: Boswell Books in Milwaukee, WI
Oct. 3: Madison, WI, tbd
Oct. 4: Minneapolis, MN, tbd, but probably B&N?
Don’t forget too about the “get your own evil apple and bonus evil apple sticker because who doesn’t love stickers” paperback preorder promotion.
OKAY LOVE YOU BYE
William says:
Woo Hoo! Thanks for the heads up. Normally when your stuff goes on sale, I see it right away. But I had missed this. But now it’s mine.
May 26, 2024 — 11:49 AM
Margo says:
CHUCK I AM SO EXCITED THAT YOU ARE COMING TO MADISON WISCONSIN THIS FALL TO SPREAD YOUR EVIL APPLEY BOOK GOODNESS. AND ALSO SOME OF YOUR VERY OWN HUMOROUS EVIL AND DEVILMENT, I PRESUME. I CAN’T WAIT!
May 26, 2024 — 12:18 PM
terribleminds says:
SUCH DEVILMENT
May 27, 2024 — 10:30 AM
Steve Fahnestalk says:
Don’t forget to say $1.99 US, because not all your peeps are in that country.
Jes’ sayin’.
May 26, 2024 — 1:31 PM
terribleminds says:
Fair, though going forward one can assume most of what I talk about will be about US everything, because the marketplaces everywhere else are so fundamentally different.
May 27, 2024 — 10:30 AM
Toni A Finley says:
Bought the book minus the discount (timing is everything), gobbled it down (even as I cringed at the icky parts), wrote a 5-star review on Goodreads, and now I thank you for ruining artisinal apples for me forever, as I fear a mere taste will bring my barely suppressed rage issues to the surface and, well, nobody wants that. (Who, me, looking for an excuse? I can’t imagine what you mean, sir!)
June 3, 2024 — 9:43 PM