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AS THE PROPHECY FORETOLD, the holidays again gather at the margins, waiting to pounce and pin us to the ground under the weight of a cooked turkey, a tower of presents teetering above us, ready to fall. And so comes the time when you may want a TOME OF WENDIG (not a D&D artifact, though it should be) for yourself or someone in your life, and here is how you do that.
I can sign and personalize any of my books through Doylestown Bookshop, and they will ship these books right to you. Maybe via some sort of catapult device. Probably through like, the UPS, tho, but I really don’t know for sure, so let’s quietly hope that catapult is an option. You order the books and then you tell them you want the books signed and/or personalized and/or how you want them personalized, and I will do this thing.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE.
If if if you order a copy of Black River Orchard…
I will do two additional things.
a) I will include a sticker for you in the book (first come first serve, though I do have quite a few) of an evil apple, likely by the delightful Natalie Metzger (her designs above at the fore of the post), though I also have some I bought from Etsy, which are cool, too.
b) I will name a brand new evil apple in the book, written in pen, invented from my own foolish mind and out of the sinister ether. This evil apple is just for you. No one else will have this evil apple. It is your evil apple alone.
You can order the book from Doylestown Bookshop right here.
But, you can request signed/personalized copies of really any of my in-print books there, too. Like Book of Accidents, Wanderers, Wayward, Gentle Writing Advice, Dust & Grim, and more. (Oh, also, if you buy any of the Miriam Black books, I will sign them and predict your demise. For fun!)
MERRY HAPPY APPLEMAS, FRIENDS
Buy books. Let me scar them with my inky leavings! Bye!
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Andrea Fry says:
Is this US only? Or international?
November 11, 2023 — 1:05 PM
terribleminds says:
I mean, I guess technically here we can send a book internationally, so check with the bookstore and see if it’s possible? But my expectation there is that it’ll be a bit costly to do so?
November 12, 2023 — 9:21 AM
Aprilsbookishlife says:
I appreciate you signing your books so much. I just love it. Thx
November 11, 2023 — 5:36 PM
terribleminds says:
Oh, gosh, it is my pleasure to do so.
November 12, 2023 — 9:22 AM
David Archambault says:
I have a mighty need to know what abilities would be obtained by someone who has the D&D artifact Tome of Wendig
November 11, 2023 — 10:16 PM
terribleminds says:
I mean, something about beards and apples I guess
November 12, 2023 — 9:22 AM
Ariadne says:
Ordered! Yay!
November 28, 2023 — 2:52 PM
terribleminds says:
Yay!
November 29, 2023 — 8:03 AM