With Black River Orchard coming out (ahhhh like, a week and a half now, ahhhhh), I am keen to remind you that if you have a book club and you choose one of my books (like the aforementioned evil apples book), you can summon me and I will show up like the ghost of Hamlet’s father, and I will reveal all my secrets unless interrupted by some manner of bird.
By show up, I of course mean “virtually,” because that’s the easiest way for me to appear at your book club.
Anyway — the deets for that are here, posted last July:
Please to partake!
And no, I don’t know why I posted such a dour photo of my at the top of this. (It was a photo taken on our recent trip to Europe, aka, YERP.) Here, I’ll post another very serious photo to prove my abject seriousness.
Those are definitely my real teeth and not, for instance, dentaduras.