Look.
Looooook.
GAZE UPON THE ANTLERS AND DESPAIR.
Okay, no, wait, shit, don’t despair.
That’s just the cover of my brand spanking new writing book, even though it’s not really a writing book but rather, a book about storytelling, about how we tell stories, why we tell them, and how we can use all the fiddly bits of narrative to make them more impactful.
It also contains a deer on the cover.
And various personal anecdotes like the one about the masturbating elk.
The book is out October 18th of this year.
And why yes, my deer, you can pre-order it:
Indiebound | Amazon | B&N
And yes, I do believe I’ll be doing a brief li’l book tour in support — I will in fact be joining word maestro Kevin Hearne on his book tour for the really-fucking-awesome Plague of Giants and story-maven Fran Wilde (of the Bone Universe series) in San Francisco (Borderlands, Oct 17th), Portland (Powells in Beaverton, Oct 18th) and Seattle (University Bookstore, October 19th).
Though you may be saying hey that’s too far away, I wanna see you guys sooner, then DEER READER, I’ll note that you can come see us this motherfucking Friday (the 14th) if you’re anywhere near Philadelphia (event details here).
So, do all of that.
Go buy all the books.
Come see all the authors.
Flail and gibber and wail.
Also yeah no, I know that’s not a macro photo, but pretend it’s a really tiny deer.
(Sidenote: I’ve been having some problems with the blog again — I think they’re solved now, was based on a wonky .htaccess file. Apologies for any downtime or unapproved comments!)
Elaina Roberts says:
AUGH! UW’s bookstore hasn’t put it on the calendar yet but it’s now on mine! Wheee! I’ve been stalking…er…waiting for you to come to Seattle since I moved here. woot!
July 10, 2017 — 11:13 AM
writing, writing, words words words. says:
Me too. Woo-hoo see you in Seattle!
July 10, 2017 — 12:21 PM
Denise McInerney says:
Damn fine cover! Can’t wait to read the book–especially those “various personal anecdotes.” An elk, hmmm? Is the book going to come out on Kindle as well?
July 10, 2017 — 11:17 AM
terribleminds says:
Doh, I see no e-book pre-orders yet. Yes! Kindle and other e-formats will be present and accounted for.
July 10, 2017 — 12:21 PM
HB says:
That cover is stag-geringly good.
July 10, 2017 — 11:21 AM
terribleminds says:
BOOM
July 10, 2017 — 12:20 PM
JenniferShelby says:
that’s a damn fine cover, Chuck.
July 10, 2017 — 11:36 AM
Nina Angela McKissock says:
Damn Skippy it’s a fine cover! How do you keep going through the skin and nerve-shredding process of writing and writing and writing?
July 10, 2017 — 12:02 PM
terribleminds says:
I look at my mortgage statement. 🙂
July 10, 2017 — 12:21 PM
inkgrrl says:
Love it!
July 10, 2017 — 12:21 PM
Loretta says:
Lordy. Loved reading this blog! lol What a fabulous thing to read while drinking your coffee! Wake up call with just a little coffee spewing guffaw. I’ll know better next time. I’m new here. 🙂
July 10, 2017 — 1:03 PM
Bex says:
*whining incessantly with hands on my hips* I need it NOW, not October. Sell me a rough copy, would ya?
July 10, 2017 — 1:48 PM
Loretta says:
And I’d like an e-book copy. I’ve fallen prey to the realm of Kindle. Strange obsession for an author, I know, but it’s the truth. And I’m stickin’ to it! 🙂
July 10, 2017 — 2:11 PM
Holly Walrath says:
I’m excited for this. It looks deer-lightful. (I’m not a good punner, sorry. I dearly love them though.) I’d love an e-book copy of this. Thanks Chuck
July 10, 2017 — 3:59 PM
terribleminds says:
DEERLIGHTFUL IS APPROVED
July 10, 2017 — 4:06 PM
St.Louis says:
It releases on the birthdate of my first child and only daughter. I will take that as a sign I should have it.
July 10, 2017 — 6:40 PM
Mozette says:
Woohoo! Another book on writing! How enDEERing! I can’t wait to save up the money to get it. 😀
July 11, 2017 — 12:30 AM
terribleminds says:
enDEERing — well-played
*applause*
July 11, 2017 — 9:52 AM
Amanda says:
With regard to the website issues, the previous link that Firefox stored (terribleminds.com/blog) has been throwing up a 404 error. I thought the site was down until I navigated to the Home page and clicked through to the blog. The problem is resolved for me, but others trying to access the site through an old link may be having similar issues.
July 11, 2017 — 5:43 AM
someguyinawaistcoat says:
I’m not fawn’d of all these deer puns and I just doe-n’t get why they’re so popular. I’m willing to pay each of you at least 1 buck to make it stop.
July 12, 2017 — 4:21 PM
Awkwardly Alive says:
Yes, yes, yes, yes, YES. I AM HERE FOR THIS. Pre-ordering RIGHT NOW.
July 17, 2017 — 8:22 AM