The Dating World Is Complicated, Part One

Sometimes, there comes a time when authors tweet. Sometimes, those authors are Sam Sykes and Chuck Wendig. Sometimes, someone collects those tweets into a big pile of tweets — or whatever the collective noun is for tweets, a tortle of tweets or a twibble or a twain maybe — and then that someone puts them here at this blog where you can read them. So read them, already.

The Dating World is Complicated, Part One


  • November 20, 2017 at 6:10 PM // Reply

    I would just like to point out that not all women are into skulls, and that’s a gross generalization. Like, I hate those commercials where women are all like, “We’re getting married because look at the skull he brought me!” and it’s like, is he nice? Funny? Smart? Is he a cyborg, or have some alien DNA? I told my now-husband that I was totally not into skulls, so when he proposed he brought me some femurs. FEMURS! I had to give him points for creativity, especially because the femurs belonged to every adult who was mean to me when I was a kid. <3 <3 <3

    (We now have two adorable little boys, and I always tell them that a girl who only cares about skulls is not a girl they need to date, but cyborgs and alien DNA would really be good for the family.) (I also keep their baby teeth just in case they meet a nice girl — or boy! or cyborg! — who is into that.)

  • *throws a flannel blankie over the throne of bones piled up in her office and whistles innocently*

    Nothing to see here folks…

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