Sometimes I get on Twitter and I have a little fun.
Because if I can’t laugh, I’ll chew through this belt I keep biting.
Please to enjoy.
Sometimes I get on Twitter and I have a little fun.
Because if I can’t laugh, I’ll chew through this belt I keep biting.
Please to enjoy.
20 responses to “The Duck Is A Dog And Other Alternative Facts”
Chuck, please don’t put dogs and ducks in the same category as Donald Trump and Sean Spicer. That’s offensive to dogs and ducks.
No ducks were involved, only dogs could be offended.
I barely managed to watch 2 minutes of Spicer’s latest affront to intelligence everywhere and much prefer this summary. Rather accurate from what I observed!
Wow, I have to say when I heard the term “alternative facts” in the radio this morning I was just O_O. But you bring fun and levity to this bleak and cruel alternative reality. Thank you!
Is anyone else just seeing a blank page?
I was seeing nothing. I thought that the DT Secret Gestapo had removed the message. I went to comments and found the story. It seemed more true to life than what is going on in Washington.
Wait
4 is 6, 4 is 6, 4 is 6 Aaargh!
When I heard ‘Alternative Facts,’ AT first I laughed… and a cold chill when down my spine. It’s something I’d expect to hear from Newspeak (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newspeak).
Thunderous Applause.
This made me laugh. A lot.
Duck it is! Because how different is Donald the Duck, an old, grumpy, ill-tempered yellow narcissist stooge from his orange, fat human counterpart? This was hilarious, btw.
WE CALL IT A “PATRIOTISM TICKLE”
Haha this is great. And I also partly wonder how far off we are from this becoming true.
The Twitter stream *did* show up for me. Surprising that someone else has an older or less graphics-friendly computer than I have!
I read the dog/duck story as very close to that “we need global government to stop global warming, if the U.N. respects national sovereignty everything lower than Mount Mitchell will be underwater” narrative that’s been circulating for the past eight years.
Are you suggesting climate change is not a real phenomenon?
I must admit i find it remarkable that Trump sticks to the notion that global warming isn’t happening but that’s his view and hes entitled to it. What makes me smile is clearly the earth is not just hollow and full of fossil fuels they will run out. Why can’t he see that if we don’t start now to work out how to replace them by the time they do run out we will be in a far better place than if we hadn’t If he wants to leave a legacy to the World and America this is it.
Brilliant. You are now Director of the Office of Patriotism Tickle!
Orwellian.
Cracking up, especially after seeing a headline that sales of 1984 have surged.
I was thinking more like Animal Farm. Might be funny when you’re a kid, but….
Please keep us laughing through this. Thank you.
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