The Duck Is A Dog And Other Alternative Facts
Sometimes I get on Twitter and I have a little fun.
Because if I can’t laugh, I’ll chew through this belt I keep biting.
Please to enjoy.
Sometimes I get on Twitter and I have a little fun.
Because if I can’t laugh, I’ll chew through this belt I keep biting.
Please to enjoy.
January 23, 2017 @ 3:07 PM
Chuck, please don’t put dogs and ducks in the same category as Donald Trump and Sean Spicer. That’s offensive to dogs and ducks.
January 23, 2017 @ 3:15 PM
No ducks were involved, only dogs could be offended.
January 23, 2017 @ 3:15 PM
I barely managed to watch 2 minutes of Spicer’s latest affront to intelligence everywhere and much prefer this summary. Rather accurate from what I observed!
January 23, 2017 @ 6:16 PM
Wow, I have to say when I heard the term “alternative facts” in the radio this morning I was just O_O. But you bring fun and levity to this bleak and cruel alternative reality. Thank you!
January 23, 2017 @ 6:49 PM
Is anyone else just seeing a blank page?
January 23, 2017 @ 8:55 PM
I was seeing nothing. I thought that the DT Secret Gestapo had removed the message. I went to comments and found the story. It seemed more true to life than what is going on in Washington.
Wait
4 is 6, 4 is 6, 4 is 6 Aaargh!
January 23, 2017 @ 10:24 PM
When I heard ‘Alternative Facts,’ AT first I laughed… and a cold chill when down my spine. It’s something I’d expect to hear from Newspeak (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newspeak).
January 23, 2017 @ 11:08 PM
Thunderous Applause.
January 24, 2017 @ 2:33 AM
This made me laugh. A lot.
January 24, 2017 @ 8:46 AM
Duck it is! Because how different is Donald the Duck, an old, grumpy, ill-tempered yellow narcissist stooge from his orange, fat human counterpart? This was hilarious, btw.
January 24, 2017 @ 8:58 AM
WE CALL IT A “PATRIOTISM TICKLE”
Haha this is great. And I also partly wonder how far off we are from this becoming true.
January 24, 2017 @ 10:56 AM
The Twitter stream *did* show up for me. Surprising that someone else has an older or less graphics-friendly computer than I have!
I read the dog/duck story as very close to that “we need global government to stop global warming, if the U.N. respects national sovereignty everything lower than Mount Mitchell will be underwater” narrative that’s been circulating for the past eight years.
January 24, 2017 @ 12:54 PM
Are you suggesting climate change is not a real phenomenon?
January 24, 2017 @ 1:30 PM
I must admit i find it remarkable that Trump sticks to the notion that global warming isn’t happening but that’s his view and hes entitled to it. What makes me smile is clearly the earth is not just hollow and full of fossil fuels they will run out. Why can’t he see that if we don’t start now to work out how to replace them by the time they do run out we will be in a far better place than if we hadn’t If he wants to leave a legacy to the World and America this is it.
January 24, 2017 @ 11:45 AM
Brilliant. You are now Director of the Office of Patriotism Tickle!
January 24, 2017 @ 12:09 PM
Orwellian.
January 24, 2017 @ 2:36 PM
Cracking up, especially after seeing a headline that sales of 1984 have surged.
January 24, 2017 @ 7:51 PM
I was thinking more like Animal Farm. Might be funny when you’re a kid, but….
January 24, 2017 @ 3:40 PM
Please keep us laughing through this. Thank you.
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