This may be my favorite holiday of the year.
No, not because of THE SWEET DEALS.
But rather, because of the fiction that grows out of it.
If you don’t know #talesfromblackfriday, well, it’s a bit of a tradition, now. I’m not even sure when I started it? I wanna say three years ago, but maybe it’s been longer. It’s certainly taken on its own life, since then, which is awesome.
Here’s what you do:
Go to Twitter. Don’t have The Twitters? Now’s a good time to get an account.
Then, tell a horror-ish story about Black Friday using the hashtag, #talesfromblackfriday.
Here’s an example, and here, and here — or, just go peruse the hashtag.
The tales you tell can be short (a single tweet) or long. They can be Night Vale-ish, or more cosmic horror-y, or Twilight Zoney — or, really, whatever you want to do with it.
Go. Descend into the retail labyrinth. Shuffle past the snapping doors.
FIND YOUR DEALS.
TELL YOUR TALE.
Mikey Campling says:
Just to let you know – the Here’s an example link is dead.
November 27, 2015 — 7:17 AM
terribleminds says:
Weird. Fixed! Thanks!
November 27, 2015 — 7:43 AM
addy says:
i love this. this is what makes black friday
November 27, 2015 — 8:01 AM
Craig Oxbrow says:
Have just come up with a tagline, now I have to make a poster to use it:
“You will save. You will not be saved.”
November 27, 2015 — 11:33 AM
Craig Oxbrow says:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CU3MMonW4AAZP-t.jpg:large
Really needs a horde of shoppers hammering at a glass door, but I wasn’t brave enough to go take that photo.
November 27, 2015 — 8:57 PM
S.F. Shufflebottom says:
Black Friday, worthy of no less than the darkest of tales.
November 28, 2015 — 11:03 AM
coolerbs says:
I actually have my own tradition of doing Black Friday themed stories, but since it fits so well with everything, I’d thought I’d share: http://coolerbs.com/2015/11/28/microfiction-sales-rush/. It’s more of a pitch black comedy than true horror though.
It kinda says something about humanity with how much we enjoy this, doesn’t it….
November 28, 2015 — 12:09 PM
decayingorbits says:
https://twitter.com/decaying_orbits/status/670950073732235264
November 29, 2015 — 7:59 AM