The Guardian asks the riveting, entirely original, never-before asked question:
And I, alone, have the answer.
Me. The brave one. Who plumbs the depths none would dare.
I have done rigorous scientific testing with beakers.
I have traveled the earth and gone in many caves.
I have fought three bears.
I have consumed exotic poisons.
I have even been a teenager once, maybe, probably, I dunno.
And the answer is —
*a smaller version of me climbs out*
*the smaller version of me hands the larger version of me a microphone*
*clears throat into mic*
The answer is:
Because a lot of YA and teen fiction is really, really good.
*flings microphone in a lake*