Conversations With The Toddler
This is an actual conversation I had with the toddler the other day as we stood at the bottom of our driveway in his ride-on pick-up truck. He got out of his truck, went to the side of the driveway and into the woods, then decided he was going to pee in the weeds.
B-Dub: I’m peeing.
Me: I see that.
B-Dub: *walks back with his pants not entirely pulled up*
Me: You forgot something.
B-Dub: *sees what he forgot* Oh ha ha ha.
Me: You need to put Mister Winky back in his house.
B-Dub: I need to put Mister Winky in my butt!
Me: That’s not how that works. Besides, your butt is in the back, your winky is in the front.
B-Dub: Mister Winky and the Butt are neighbors.
Me: Y… yes.
B-Dub: Does Mister Winky have a dog?
Me: Uh. What?
B-Dub: Mister Winky has a dog! And he keeps it in my butt. A BUTT DOG.
B-Dub: *cracks up for like, five minutes straight*
B-Dub: *laughing dies down*
B-Dub: …butt dog.
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Your turn. If you have kids or have ever met one of these tiny little randos, feel free to share with us something completely hilarious / cuckoo bananapants / disturbing that this children has said, or some conversation you’ve had with them. I think every parent has these, so, y’know. SHARE.