Apple-Obsessed Author Fella

It Is Again Time For Christmas Confections

Christmas approacheth. A giant Santa Kaiju slouching toward Bethlehem.

And not just Christmas but a host of other holidays.

Which means it is time for various delicious confections:

Candies. Cookies. Pies. Sugar-fried elf meat.

I am a terrible baker-person, but just the same this is the one time of the year where I put on an apron and get out the mixer and do my damnedest to hang out with the family and make some goddamn motherfucking cookies and treats, so this is also the time when I come to you with wide, panicked eyes and I ask for your recipes of said cookies and treats.

What are your favorites?

Let’s go with “not too difficult to make.”

Suggestions and recipes appreciated.

*stares at you and seductively licks a candy cane*