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Flash Fiction Challenge: Dirty-Ass Sex Moves

Last week’s challenge — “DOLL HEADS” — is ready to be read when you click the link.

Sex moves with hilarious nicknames.

The Cleveland Steamer. The Glass-Bottom Boat. The Dirty Sanchez.

That’s the theme of this week’s flash fiction challenge.

For a mega-complete-holy-shit list, check out this link: “List Of Sex Moves.”

That link is NSFW, by the by. Uhh, big time. In case you couldn’t figure that out, genius.

First, it’s worth reading just… y’know. Because.

“Alligator Fuckhouse.”

“Grumblefoot Grabapple.”

“The Leprechaun’s Revenge.”

C’mon. C’moooon. You can’t tell me those don’t sound like killer short story titles, yeah? Yeah.

That’s your task. Grab one such term, use it as the title to your fiction.

For this week, let’s blow out the limit the way you might blow out your orifices if you tried half of these sex moves — no limit on word count. Big or small as you like.

I don’t care if the story features the sex move or even refers to it outside the move-as-title.

But, then again, now’s your opportunity to write some down-and-dirty fugged-up shiznit. After all, some of the descriptions on these sex moves are hilarious and disturbing. Use those as you see fit.

Peruse the list.

Choose a sex move.

Write a story with that sex move as the title.

No limit on word count. No limit to genre. You’ve got one week. Return the tale by Friday, 6/17, at 12 noon EST. Post on your blog, then drop a link to the story in the comments.

Go forth and get nasty.

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19 responses to “Flash Fiction Challenge: Dirty-Ass Sex Moves”

  5. It’s an interesting sounding exercise. Unfortunately, I refused to do my homework in high school (at least most of the time) and I refuse to do my homework now.

    Sure, my grades sucked when I was 17, but now I’m a grown-up. I don’t care what my grades look like. As long as I like the work I’m doing and the check clears, I’m good.

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  6. Decisions, decisions. It was either this one or the story of the threesome with the pizza guy, Hillary Clinton, and Condi Rice. But I didn’t feel this was the proper forum for political discourse.
    Also, I don’t know if the comment the first time around took or not, or if it is just awaiting moderator approval. If that’s the case, please don’t make me look like a sap by putting both comments up.
    And if I just did it wrong and the first one disappeared–then I have no idea what you are talking about. This is the only one.
    Having said that, here go my story:

    The Train

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  7. Hi Everyone. I was surprised and encouraged by the wonderful comments to my story from Bob Bois, Lindsay Mawson and Angela Perry.
    I haven’t figured out yet how to reply to comments on wordpress, so I’m mentioning it here.
    The topic Dirty Ass Sex Moves was a challenge for me as I don’t like to write erotica. My M.O. in life has always been to search for the loopholes.
    I really enjoy these flash fics, Chuck. I’m getting back on my writing horse with them.
    Thankyou, All.

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  9. […] IMPORTANT: This story is not as much erotica, my usual shtick, as it is horror. But it does have nonconsent. Basically, it is dark. If you are not cool with that, turn around and go back the way you came. This story was written based on the Flash Fiction prompt by Chuck Wendig, Dirty Sex Moves. […]

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  11. I should clarify again: the story needn’t be sexy, or feature the sex move itself — I only ask that the sex move manifest as the title of the work. 🙂

    — c.

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