Flash Fiction Challenge: Dirty-Ass Sex Moves

Last week’s challenge — “DOLL HEADS” — is ready to be read when you click the link.

Sex moves with hilarious nicknames.

The Cleveland Steamer. The Glass-Bottom Boat. The Dirty Sanchez.

That’s the theme of this week’s flash fiction challenge.

For a mega-complete-holy-shit list, check out this link: “List Of Sex Moves.”

That link is NSFW, by the by. Uhh, big time. In case you couldn’t figure that out, genius.

First, it’s worth reading just… y’know. Because.

“Alligator Fuckhouse.”

“Grumblefoot Grabapple.”

“The Leprechaun’s Revenge.”

C’mon. C’moooon. You can’t tell me those don’t sound like killer short story titles, yeah? Yeah.

That’s your task. Grab one such term, use it as the title to your fiction.

For this week, let’s blow out the limit the way you might blow out your orifices if you tried half of these sex moves — no limit on word count. Big or small as you like.

I don’t care if the story features the sex move or even refers to it outside the move-as-title.

But, then again, now’s your opportunity to write some down-and-dirty fugged-up shiznit. After all, some of the descriptions on these sex moves are hilarious and disturbing. Use those as you see fit.

Peruse the list.

Choose a sex move.

Write a story with that sex move as the title.

No limit on word count. No limit to genre. You’ve got one week. Return the tale by Friday, 6/17, at 12 noon EST. Post on your blog, then drop a link to the story in the comments.

Go forth and get nasty.