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Last week’s flash fiction challenge is here — The Unexplained Must Be Explained. Stories may be coming in throughout the day, so feel free to check back over yonder.
Second:
Welcome back. It’s time, again, to play with flash fiction the way a cat plays with a dead mouse. Batting it back and forth. Bringing it to your owners to show off. Making little Prada handbags out of it.
Today’s challenge: choose a cocktail, and name your story after it. The great thing is, you have a lot of leeway here: the cocktails that exist in this world are nigh-endless. From the common (Dirty Martini, Tom Collins, Whiskey Sour) to the WTF (Satan’s Whiskers, Electric Smurf, Monkey Gland). The story doesn’t need to incorporate the cocktail, though you’re certainly welcome to do that.
Also: bonus points if you give the cocktail recipe after the story. Because, fuck it, we’re all lushes here, right? Right. High-five, those whose livers look like beach-balls or peach-pits.
Here’s the tweak:
You only have 500 words this go around.
And, the goal is still to use those 500 words to tell a full story, not just a vignette. Remember, flash fiction ideally has a beginning, middle, and an end; they’re just trimmed, sharpened, heightened.
Standard rules apply. Post at your blog. Link back here if you’d like. Then post a link (don’t rely on the trackback) in the comments in this post. Any questions, shoot ‘em my way.
I think I will once more begin aggregating the links because, frankly, I think it made it easier to view the links. I’m going to try to keep on it as they come in, through, for ease of attack.
Get thee to writing, you ink-stained drunken baboons!
[EDIT: Doh, I didn't make clear: You've got one week, till the close of next Friday, 4/15.]
The Stories
Lindsay Mawson, “A.S.S. On Flames“
Josin McQuein, “Flaming Moe“
Anthony Laffan, “Satan’s Whiskers“
Quinn Slater, “Camel Piss“
McDroll, “The Smokey Carburetor“
Madison Morris, “Sex With Captain Or Babymomma“
Aiwevanya, “Bloody Mary“
Anthony Schiavino, “Jack Rose“
Dan O’Shea, “Bloody Mary“
AB, “The Corpse Reviver“
Shauna Granger, “Irish Gold“
Stephanie Belser, “Zombie“
Sparky, “Rattlesnake“
Eck, “Tee Many Martini“
Neliza Drew, “Paradise“
Tim Kelley, “Primal Scream“
Bob Bois, “Lucy On The Floor“
KD James, “Tom Collins“
Pia Newman, “Swimming Pool“
Angie Arcangioli, “Negroni Splash“
Carolyn E. Bentley, “Mugging In Moscow“
Tara Tyler, “J Is For Jello Shooter“
Marlan, “Mad Cow Special“
Seth, “Moscow Mule“
Paul Vogt, “Snake In The Grass“
Dan Wright, “Gin And Sin“
Tribid, “G&T“
Joseph McGee, “A Murder Of Crows“
C.M. Stewart, “Tom Cullen“



55 Responses and Counting...
Wow, am I the first!? Sweet.
Here’s mine, called Ass On Flames (Drink is A.S.S. on Flames and you will find the recipe at the bottom!)
http://lindsaymawson.blogspot.com/2011/04/flash-fiction-challenge-5-ass-on-flames.html
Innnnteresting prompt…!
For the benefit of writers such as myself who are not acquainted with the names of mixed drinks: I present you with Wikipedia’s extensive list of cocktails. Enjoy the strange creations.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cocktails
Sparky —
An awesome list. Thing is, you can find even weirder ones. Cocktails from the 1920s are great. A “speakeasy” nearby does rock-awesome cocktails of old:
http://www.thebookstorespeakeasy.com/cocktails.html
– c.
I went with Flaming Moe: I give you the scimitar wielding meth-bear… sort of. (Drat you and your shorter word count!)
http://josinlmcquein.blogspot.com/2011/04/flash-fiction-flaming-moe.html
Coming in at about 496 words, I’ve got “Satan’s Whiskers”. Just too good to pass up.
http://www.realityrefracted.com/2010/01/satans-whiskers-terrible-minds-flash.html
Great prompt. Read “Camel Piss,” if you wish, at
http://www.quinnslater.com/short-fiction
The Smokey Carburettor
http://mcdroll.blogspot.com/2011/04/smokey-carburettor.html
what we have here: 208 word story plus TWO recipes! Not to mention the titilating title:
Sex with the Captain or Babymama
(of course once you had the first one, Babymama CAN only be a considered to be a natural/possible consequence)
Enjoy the story NOT in moderation..thanks for reading:
http://chrysalisnow.blogspot.com/2011/04/sex-with-captain-or-babymama.html
Go clicky here > http://metamuse-aiwevanya.blogspot.com/2011/04/bloody-mary.html for 500 words on some kind of vampire slaying chick called Mary.
Oh also I found this cocktail site helpful http://www.in-the-spirit.co.uk/cocktails/index.php (even though I went with a really, really well known one in the end and probably didn’t need to do so much research… oh well, maybe I’ll do another one or two, this was fun).
[...] words of flash fiction for Chuck Wendig’s terribleminds. JACK ROSE (C) 2011 Anthony Schiavino. Jack [...]
I went with Jack Rose. Couldn’t resist. I think there’s more for this character in the future but we’ll see. http://sgtzero.wordpress.com/2011/04/08/jack-rose/
Recipe at the bottom of the page.
[...] week, Chucky Wendig’s flash fiction challenge involves cocktails. Meanwhile, a twitter pal who shall remain nameless to protect her virtue made a [...]
I give you my Bloody Mary first shot at vampire porn. (Hey, Sabrina Ogden asked for it.)
http://tinyurl.com/3hyv4qg
Okay, so I couldn’t say no to an alcohol based challenge. It was just too fun not to try. Here’s my entry for this week’s Cocktail Challenge, then I’m off to read all the other entries, because they are always so good.
I give you: The Cocktail Challenge http://writemomma.blogspot.com/2011/04/flash-fiction-cocktail.html (you’ll have to read the story to know which drink I chose).
[...] To wet your whistle in preparation of Anthony’s story in Volume 4, check out his story — Jack Rose — on his Pulp Tone Web site, and follow Chuck’s weekly flash fiction challenge to read some great, multi-genre short fiction, with a new challenge announced every Friday. To read this week’s entries, collected in the comments section of the post, check here. [...]
Well, it’s as good a challenge as we’ve had yet — thank you. Fun, too. Worked hard to make this more a “story”, less a vignette.
http://warnerkirby.blogs.com/clintonaut/2011/04/sir-barkley-winston-sears-tells-stories-of-the-amazing-but-true-the-last-gin-martini.html#tp
Keep it up — doing this and seeing the good stuff folks come up with is a good time.
Damn, forgot my drink recipie. Hmm . . . don’t really drink bloody marys except sometimes on early AM flights if I’m on vacation. It’s what? Vodka and menses? I got that right?
This was a lot of fun. I think I might’ve came up with a whole new character to play with after this!
http://shaunasspot.blogspot.com/2011/04/flash-fiction-challenge-cocktail.html
http://downrange-impact.blogspot.com/2011/04/zombie.html
I didn’t write a story for the challenge but loved reading everyone else’s stories. Awesome challenge theme.
This is weird. My comment shows up in one browser (Chrome) but not three others (Firefox, Iron and Opera).
Weird.
http://downrange-impact.blogspot.com/2011/04/zombie.html
@Stephanie:
It shouldn’t show up in any browser, as b/c of the link it wasn’t yet approved. But that’s fixed now!
– c.
The Rattlesnake. Exactly 500 words (not counting recipe at the bottom)
http://sparky29252.blogspot.com/2011/04/rattlesnake.html
Chuck, sorry. I didn’t know that.
I just had t try this one. The bars open..
http://mozambique-drill.blogspot.com/2011/04/tee-many-martini.html
@Stephanie:
Oh! Nothing to apologize about, was just letting you know why sometimes comments don’t show right away. That tends to be true if it’s got a link in it.
– c.
[...] In response to Chuck Wendig’s flash fiction foolishness. [...]
As this was flash and short, I didn’t bother editing this. Just kind of threw it up on the screen. (Vomit is how fruity drinks usually end up for me, so perhaps that’s fitting.)
http://nelizadrew.wordpress.com/2011/04/10/paradise/
Not sure I avoided a vignette but drink up. Primal Scream
http://tailwindstimemachines.blogspot.com/2011/04/flash-fiction-cocktail.html
[...] story was submitted to Chuck Wendig’s site, for the terribleminds flash fiction challenge. So the challenge was to write a story with a cocktail as the title. Limit: 500 words. I looked [...]
You can read “Lucy on the Floor” at:
http://sittingindarkness.wordpress.com/2011/04/10/lucy-on-the-floor/
[...] week’s flash fiction challenge was to write a 500-word story with the title, but not necessarily the topic, being the name of a [...]
Taking a break from other writing to toss back a quick shot:
http://kdjames.com/2011/04/11/drinking-games-and-other-stiff-shots/
Also, I’ve noticed in reading these other posts that it’s unbelievably damned difficult to find the writer’s name on some of these sites. C’mon, guys, how am I supposed to look for your published work someday if I don’t know your name? And yes, I’ll be looking. Find a prominent blank spot, add your name and fucking claim it.
http://innocentsaccidentshints.blogspot.com/2011/04/terrible-minds-challenge-death-in.html
Here’s mine, called “Death In The Afternoon”
I’m not really an aficionado on drinks so here is a joke I read.
A woman goes into a bar and asks for a “double entendre”.
So the bartender gave her one.
Thanks. I’ll be here all week.
This was fun! My first flash-fiction piece: Swimming Pool.
http://mylinesmylife.blogspot.com/2011/04/terribleminds-flash-fiction-challenge.html
The cocktail is the Negroni but Negroni Spash, 500 words, is the title for the essay of this fun challenge. This piece brings me out of the closet 20 years of memoirs never read, here is a taste. Thanks Chuck.
http://brooksbymemoirs.blogspot.com/2011/04/negroni-splash-for-chuck-wendigs-flash.html
Don’t try this at home!
http://skullscrapingsonparade.blogspot.com/2011/04/mugging-in-moscow.html
I finished =)
Now to go back and read the rest!
http://taratylertalks.blogspot.com/2011/04/j-is-for-jello-shooter.html
Here’s the recipe (but I think we all know how to make it):
make jello to package instructions and substitute clear alcohol of choice (rum, vodka) for half of the water measurement, put in small paper cups and chill.
[...] week, another flash fiction challenge from Chuck Wendig. This time word count was set below 500 and had to revolve around a [...]
Here is The Mad Cow Special
http://marlanesque.wordpress.com/2011/04/13/the-mad-cow-special/
The Moscow Mule…
My latest entry in the continuing series of Chuck Wendig’s Flash Fiction Challenges: The Moscow Mule. This one centers around the theme of titling your story after a cocktail, hence the name. Also, only 500 words instead of 750. If you want to sk…
I’d love to hear your thoughts on my story & accompanying recipe: The Moscow Mule
http://www.mostlymuppet.com/2011/04/13/the-moscow-mule/
Took me forever this time to get my story up (odd considering the word limit on this one), but finally here it is: Snake in the Grass – http://paulvogtwrites.blogspot.com/2011/04/snake-in-grass.html
Proving that even girlie drinks can have a kick-ass name. “Gin and Sin” http://8thage.blogspot.com/2011/04/flash-fiction-gin-and-sin.html
I completely failed the ‘not a vignette’ thing, sorry. It’s 11am on a Thursday, I’m all wibbly and I really want a gin & tonic.
http://tribid.livejournal.com/14349.html
At 500 words EXACTLY (to include recipe), I present to you:
“A Murder of Crows”
http://josephmcgee.wordpress.com/2011/04/14/murder-of-crows/
[...] Thanks to Chuck Wendig for this flash fiction writing prompt! [...]
I bent the rules somewhat, and instead of a “Tom Collins” I have a “Tom Cullen.” But it is exactly 500 words, excluding the *4 BONUS COCKTAIL RECIPES* (two I found and two I made up).
http://cmstewartwrite.wordpress.com/2011/04/15/have-you-seen-tom-cullen-a-flash-fiction-tale/
[...] Last week’s challenge is still live, and I’ll be tallying them throughout the day, but for now, hit the comments for flash fiction *and* drink recipes at “THE COCKTAIL.” [...]
These are some great stories, really fun stuff! Who knew there were so many bizarre cocktails!? I think I am in love with flash fiction now!!
[...] Contest: Flash Fiction Challenge: The Cocktail [...]
Very late, I know. But I am a writer, and I will finish the shit I started. So I’m going through all the stuff I didn’t complete, and completing it now, ready for Nano.
Blue lagoon: http://snellopy.blogspot.com/2011/10/blue-lagoon.html