Whilst in Florida, we went to the J.N. Ding Darling Wildlife Preserve on Sanibel Island, and I saw a bird — a white ibis, I believe — fishing at low tide. The bird stabbed into the water and withdrew what looked to be a fish, though upon closer examination, that’s a weird fish. I’m sure it is a fish, and I’m sure it’s not a cryptozoological find, but — well, take a look and tell me what you see.
(Note: click the pic to embiggen it.)
Here’s another bird — a snowy egret:
Let’s see, what else is going on?
WELL, tomorrow Alabama tries to elect a credibly-alleged child molester, so that’s fun. And the FCC is voting to dismantle Net Neutrality, which may one day mean you won’t be able to reach this website unless you pay more or I sign up with some special host or — well, the possibilities there are endless, but do understand that Net Neutrality going away means your Internet experience will suddenly be a lot more like your Cable TV experience. As with all things, call your reps, make noise, use 5calls.org, use Resistbot, whatever you gotta do.
Couple of my books this week are getting the EL CHEAPO e-book treatment
Each is $0.99.
Note, these are trigger warning-laden. Assume there’s a lotta dark-bad stuff going on in these books. But, as a bonus, there’s also a lot of punching and shooting small-town Nazis, so?
Also, if you’ve read any of my books, leaving a review of said books is a super helpful thing you can do. Especially with a book like Damn Fine Story, whose sales are strong, but who could use more reviews on a site like Amazon.
Is there more going on?
I DUNNO, PROBABLY.
At the end of the week is The Last Jedi, which I’m deeply geeked for, and contrary to people’s beliefs, I know literally nothing about the movie. I mean, no more than the average individual; I am no longer privy to Special Secret Star Wars Stuff. (Well, at least, nothing related to this movie.) I’m just a regular Citizen of the GFFA, folks.
Also, if you spoil the movie for anybody, you will be thrown into the Mighty Sarlacc, where you will be digested blah blah blah thousand years blah blah blah angry desert tentacle butthole.
Have a nice Monday!
Megan Lynae says:
Holy everloving, what IS that? I hope the ibis is okay after consuming the demonspawn fishlike thing.
December 11, 2017 — 9:00 AM
The Urban Spaceman says:
I believe what your Ibis has there may be some sort of mudskipper: https://davidhaskell.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/mudskippers.jpg?w=640&h=480
The pattern on the tail in particular looks like this: http://www.ecologyasia.com/images-ghi/giant-mudskipper_0231a.jpg
However, don’t quote me on it, my expertise on fish ends at what I can stick in a tropical freshwater aquarium.
Super excited for Star Wars, I can’t WAIT to see BB-8 again!
December 11, 2017 — 9:13 AM
janinmi says:
I’m no expert either, but I concur it’s a species of mudskipper.
December 12, 2017 — 3:18 PM
Daryl Durham says:
I think your fish is either the evil, invasive but gorgeous lion fish or a sea robin. The angle is from the underside so not the normal way to figure it out…
December 11, 2017 — 9:21 AM
Leslie says:
I’m not sure about the fish but that is a supremely gorgeous photo of an egret.
December 11, 2017 — 9:26 AM
terribleminds says:
Thank you!
December 11, 2017 — 9:30 AM
tambo says:
Whatever it was, I hope it was tasty.
December 11, 2017 — 9:46 AM
Meg Moore says:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oyster_toadfish
Might be a mud toad. When I was a kid visiting my grandparents in Hampton, VA, we sometimes found them in the crab pot. Grandpa would use his fishing knife to stake them to the dock. When they were dead they would go back in the crab pot as bait. Circle of Life!
December 11, 2017 — 9:47 AM
The Urban Spaceman says:
That looks like it could be a contender. Pectoral fins seem to be in approximately the right place. I’d love to see the top of the fish in the picture, though.
December 11, 2017 — 10:25 AM
terribleminds says:
Someone on Twitter suggested “bowfin,” and I’m thinking that.
December 11, 2017 — 10:07 AM
St.Louis says:
I don’t think it can be any of those. The creature in the picture has a tail fin for that circles around. None of the fish named do.
I’m not so sure it’s a fish. If it is, it is some kind of a bottom feeder.
Both are great photos though!
December 11, 2017 — 10:20 AM
The Urban Spaceman says:
I think that’s a visual trick of the camera, and that the fish’s tail is bending one way, displaying the caudal fin, while the fish struggles and twists its extended dorsal fin in the opposite direction, to give the optical illusion of a circular caudal fin. I’ve seen koi do it, though not to that extent.
December 11, 2017 — 10:47 AM
St.Louis says:
Could be. I’m no expert.
December 11, 2017 — 11:20 AM
Steve Fahnestalk says:
Looks like what they used to call a “mudpuppy.” Upside down, of course. Good photos, dude!
December 11, 2017 — 10:20 AM
Karen says:
Toadfish. Could be oyster (Opsanus tau) or gulf (Opsanus beta) at that location.
December 11, 2017 — 10:49 AM
Lily says:
It is a baby Loch Nessie.
December 11, 2017 — 4:11 PM
Terry Yackley says:
Wow, beautiful birds. Good shot! I have to think that had ANYONE really looked at a mud skipper, evolution would have been discovered centuries before.
December 11, 2017 — 5:08 PM
Rachel says:
Thanks for the reminder about writing a review for your book. I just finished it and it was, in fact, damn fine. Cheers!
December 11, 2017 — 9:02 PM