Your job this week is easy-peasy, oh-so-sleazy–
(Okay, not that sleazy.)
Go into the comments, come up with a title* comprising five words.
Not four.
Not six.
Not one.
Five words exactly.
Pop that sucker in the comments, and next week I’ll grab ten of them and that’ll form the basis of the challenge the following week. Get it? Got it? Good. Due by next Friday, noon.
Ramblers, let’s get ramblin.
* a title = one title, not several, thanks
P Schaefer says:
Why I Really Forgot Everything
June 24, 2017 — 12:55 PM
Nevaeh says:
School’s out…eat my dirt!
June 24, 2017 — 12:57 PM
hdknightley says:
The water levels were rising.
June 24, 2017 — 1:48 PM
Stella Winters says:
Find Me Under the Influence
June 24, 2017 — 3:31 PM
Ridley Kemp says:
Lost virginity wearing plaid slacks
June 24, 2017 — 4:31 PM
Susy Ingrao says:
Love this
June 27, 2017 — 2:13 PM
Robert Alexander says:
Good Intentions Gone Horribly Wrong
June 24, 2017 — 5:11 PM
SamKD says:
More In Common Than Hope
June 24, 2017 — 5:32 PM
sandradny says:
I actually love this — could really work for non-fiction too.
June 26, 2017 — 9:21 AM
Tom Byrne says:
Asparagus was the lesser evil.
June 24, 2017 — 7:00 PM
Glen available says:
You’re saying Asperger’s was the greater?
June 24, 2017 — 7:41 PM
kirizar says:
No, aspergillus was.
August 1, 2017 — 3:39 PM
Allison Maruska says:
The Wind Chime Grew Silent
June 24, 2017 — 8:44 PM
Rosa Tomlin says:
Lonely desert flowers bloom obscurity
June 25, 2017 — 1:40 AM
Bill Dezell says:
Stay Sexy; Don’t get Murdered.
June 25, 2017 — 8:45 AM
StarNinja says:
Yeah! Murderinos unite!
June 25, 2017 — 9:55 AM
Andrew Troy Keller says:
Ghosts of the Sea Queen
June 25, 2017 — 9:23 AM
Andy Cox says:
Someone’s Dragon is Double-Parked Outside
June 25, 2017 — 9:39 AM
S.E. White says:
Congrats Andy, your title sparked a ton of imagination! A bunch of the flash fics from the challenge are from this one. Wanted to thank you for the inspiration.
July 7, 2017 — 12:06 PM
Robert Alexander says:
Why does my comment need to be moderated ? Why is it taking so long ? I’m sure you could have nothing better to do on a weekend .
June 25, 2017 — 10:00 AM
killerpuppytails says:
He has a toddler and he writes. OF COURSE he has better things to do.
June 26, 2017 — 9:48 AM
terribleminds says:
No longer a toddler. No longer even a kindergartener. The kid’s six, now!
I generally don’t log on to the website over the weekend, so, moderation tends to take till Monday morning.
June 26, 2017 — 10:26 AM
Katie says:
Lies the Taxidermist Told Me
June 25, 2017 — 10:11 AM
Sugar and Mice says:
You can’t pause this game
June 25, 2017 — 10:36 AM
Shay says:
Oh my! I really enjoy the implications of this title. Great job!
June 25, 2017 — 10:39 PM
Jason Orrill says:
The Cockroach Had It Coming
June 25, 2017 — 10:46 AM
kirizar says:
Sequel title: The Cockroach Gets His Revenge.
August 1, 2017 — 3:40 PM
Caroline Clemens says:
In the Middle of Twins … get your mind out of the gutter, this is friendship. My future title.
June 25, 2017 — 11:32 AM
aimeethere says:
This took me to a creeping horror/gothic dread sort of place.
June 27, 2017 — 9:33 PM
Caroline Clemens says:
Haha
June 27, 2017 — 9:50 PM
CM Harald says:
Several contenders, however if you’ve been following the news in the UK, this one may be tempting:
‘My government’s priority is to…’
June 25, 2017 — 12:58 PM
stephanie-l-dockery says:
Relieves Temporary Pain and Swelling
June 25, 2017 — 3:49 PM
Kristin Mireles (@kristinmireles) says:
Warning: May Implode Under Pressure
June 25, 2017 — 4:50 PM
Shana says:
A Girl with a Gun
June 25, 2017 — 4:53 PM
Eva says:
Someone’s Knocking at my Walls
June 25, 2017 — 7:24 PM
Christine Frost says:
Swept in by the Storm
June 25, 2017 — 10:08 PM
Shay says:
The Monster in My Closet
June 25, 2017 — 10:38 PM
Matt says:
All the Mad and Sad
June 26, 2017 — 1:02 AM
AshleyKagaoan says:
The house no one built.
June 26, 2017 — 1:07 AM
ComradeTrick says:
Or Forever Hold Your Peace
June 26, 2017 — 3:28 AM
Cosette says:
The Recluse of Parrot Street.
June 26, 2017 — 3:28 AM
Glen available says:
We have a winner!
June 26, 2017 — 5:56 PM
Jackie says:
Say Hello To Your Mother
June 26, 2017 — 5:31 AM
kim blades, writer says:
When the Ball Stopped Bouncing.
June 26, 2017 — 6:02 AM
curleyqueue says:
It Doesn’t Seem to Matter
June 26, 2017 — 10:42 AM
Denise McInerney says:
Lost Soul in the Dolomiti
June 26, 2017 — 10:50 AM
Hughes says:
While The Laughing Moon Bleeds
June 26, 2017 — 11:55 AM
boundbeautifunk says:
Gruyere Gougeres and Other Regrets
June 26, 2017 — 12:10 PM
Matthew X. Gomez says:
Bad Day in the Maze
June 26, 2017 — 12:25 PM
OmegaKarma says:
The Feces Did It Again…
I apologize for the title, had to use it when I thought of it.
June 26, 2017 — 9:02 PM
John Kelly says:
In the midst of mists
June 26, 2017 — 10:16 PM
LC says:
Fifteen minutes in a coffin
June 27, 2017 — 2:11 AM
Afrokot says:
Lovely. Made me think of a creepy carnival attraction where you get buried for 15 min. And something goes wrong.
June 29, 2017 — 7:20 PM
rfsimon says:
1. All The Rest Is Silence
2. The Flocks of Pretty Birds
3. When The Crow Faced North
June 27, 2017 — 9:33 AM
Glen Donaldson says:
How good are they!
June 27, 2017 — 5:31 PM
Sonny Price says:
The Sweet Taste of Arsenic
June 27, 2017 — 11:47 AM
Anna Nyms says:
Bodies in the Trash Can
June 27, 2017 — 2:01 PM
Susy Ingrao says:
Dear Robbie Benson, Save Me
June 27, 2017 — 2:11 PM
Nneka Hartfield says:
No, There Is No Assurance
June 27, 2017 — 3:10 PM
Greg Mollin says:
The body was still warm
June 27, 2017 — 4:12 PM
Mark A. Sargent says:
For Want Of A Soul
June 27, 2017 — 5:11 PM
Glen Donaldson says:
Tick!
June 27, 2017 — 5:32 PM
aimeethere says:
One Eye Above, One Below
June 27, 2017 — 9:00 PM
Sam Brady says:
Rain Falling From Clear Skies
June 27, 2017 — 9:45 PM
Adan Ramie says:
The War Between the Sheets
June 28, 2017 — 1:34 AM
prosateuse says:
The Tragicomic End of Eloise
June 28, 2017 — 5:30 AM