MY EPIC JOURNEY IS COMPLETE.
Okay, not that epic in the grand scheme of things, but epic enough for me —
In addition to ending up at Wondercon and SWCO, then in the subsequent week I left for LA, and stayed out West for two weeks. Therein I hit LA Times Festival of Books, StokerCon, and the Northern Colorado Writers’ Conference in Fort Collins. I passed through and stayed in Vegas, Moab, Ouray, and Denver.
I got to be on a ghostly Murderboat; I hung with pals like Ben LeRoy, Brian Edward Hill, Holli Moncrieff, Bill Bridges, Matt Fucking Wallace, Stephen Blackmoore, Paul Tremblay, Nika Harper, John Scalzi, Dan Goldman, James Sutter, and Kevin Hearne, and more; I came to the realization that extraterrestrials are totally trending again; I slept in a hotel room with paper thin walls and heard a threesome unspool at 4:30 in the goddamn morning; I threw dice with George R.R. Martin; I killed a man in Reno just to watch him die; I ate a donut covered in Fruity Pebbles; I realized Hershey’s chocolate now tastes kinda pukey; I signed a lotta damn books; I killed another man in Reno, this time for his Nintendo Switch; I had a revelation about sadness and beauty; LeRoy and I tried to master the art of astrophotography and we came up woefully short with a great many photos of dire fucking darkness; I tamed a ghostly elk and it showed me the way to a canyon where I made love to a waterfall and learned the secrets of the universe; I traveled first class on a plane for the first time and enjoyed the complimentary prostate massage by an ancient purveyor of the art; I drove a total of 1200 miles; I came home.
You can see the Flickr album of the trip here.
Please to enjoy.
jmh says:
It was so great to see you! Definitely one of the highlights of StokerCon for me…we’ll have to do it again.
May 8, 2017 — 11:26 AM
terribleminds says:
It was great to see you, too! MAYBE ONE DAY AGAIN.
May 8, 2017 — 12:34 PM
Rebecca Douglass says:
That right there in the photo is maybe the best bit of interstate anywhere. Well, actually, I love the whole route across the San Rafael Swell. Glad you’re back. It’s been too quiet without you.
May 8, 2017 — 11:39 AM
terribleminds says:
Such a fine, fine drive.
May 8, 2017 — 12:33 PM
janinmi says:
Lotsa great photos, Boss Man. I’m also best pleased you are back here, as I am a selfish git and I missed your beard. Oh, and your writing, too.
May 8, 2017 — 12:02 PM
Caroline Clemens says:
Cool. Did you buy an ankle bracelet for 7.50? I also like how you did lots of different filters-made for an eclectic view! Welcome back.
May 8, 2017 — 12:24 PM
churnage says:
Nice pix.
May 8, 2017 — 12:25 PM
writteningeek says:
Mmmm…maybe challenge your followers to write something based on one of your pictures?
May 8, 2017 — 1:30 PM
jjtoner says:
Awesome pics. If reincarnation turns out to be a thing, I’m coming back as you.
May 8, 2017 — 1:31 PM
inkgrrl says:
It was so great to finally see you again in person! Huzzah for safe homecomings 😉
May 8, 2017 — 2:09 PM
jmh says:
So awesome to meet you guys! Chuck knows great people.
May 8, 2017 — 10:07 PM
terribleminds says:
It was good to finally see you! I AM GLAD YOU ARE NOT DEAD I feared that maybe Stephen murdered you a couple years ago or at best had trapped you in a “safe room” somewhere.
May 9, 2017 — 8:15 AM
Gita says:
I am proud to be your facts
May 8, 2017 — 3:14 PM
twistingsuburbia says:
Dammit, I came thisclose to hitting the LA times festival of books and meeting you IRL. It was just too f-g hot to go outside.
I may be more evil queen than pretty, pretty princess, but I AM a delicate flower, tyvm
May 8, 2017 — 6:58 PM
The Urban Spaceman says:
Any plans to write Bill Bryson-style travelogues? You’re already halfway there (impressive beard) and I for one would enjoy hearing more about how you rolled die with extraterrestrials and the method by which you killed G.R.R.M. in Reno.
May 9, 2017 — 4:16 AM
SadieLouWho says:
I really enjoyed following your journey on Twitter! Welcome home.
May 9, 2017 — 10:59 AM
Karen Skedgell-Ghiban says:
Epic indeed.
May 9, 2017 — 2:04 PM
Nina Angela McKissock says:
Love this.
May 10, 2017 — 1:13 PM