I received over 40 entries for the Awkward Author Photo Contest.
Well-done, everyone. Well-done.
*thunderous applause*
You will find a couple famous-faced authors in there, including Jeff VanderMeer, Alethea Kontis, James Sutter, and Yvonne Navarro. Those cheeky little penmonkeys.
Your job, if you choose to accept it, is to go through these photos, find your ONE TRUE FAVORITE, and then go into the comments below and put down the corresponding number. Write only the number, if you please. I need the number to be plainly visible and easy to tally.
You have a week to vote — vote by 12/27, noon EST.
At that point, I’ll note the top four vote-getters, and those people will get a copy of THUNDERBIRD apiece. And they’ll also earn our neverending love. In a diabolical pact.
In the meantime, I’m going to pick my favorite right here and right now.
DRUM ROLL PLEASE:
Huzzah! Congratulations, Jo Anderson. (She has her own Flickr account here.) I chose it because literally every time I look at it I break out into laughter. It’s just so glorious weird. What did that banana do to deserve such dubious scorn? Are the other fruits complicit? Why would this ever be an author photo? IT IS SUBLIME.
So, congratulations!
Which means, voters —
Do not vote for this one. (I’ve tagged it with no number so you know.)
Congrats to Jo, and to the rest of you:
Get to the voting booth below.
*insert some coy reference to the electoral college*
Carol says:
28 — subtle yet effective. Special shout out to lovely ladies in 19 and 43.
December 20, 2016 — 11:54 AM
Kathleen Moran says:
41
December 20, 2016 — 11:56 AM
M T McGuire says:
2 and 3 are splendidly odd, along with 27 and 28. Loved 31 because .. cats 19 because that must have smarted and 15 because it’s well clever
But the winner for me is definitely 14. Because that’s one of the weirdest things I’ve ever seen!
Cheers
MTM
December 20, 2016 — 11:58 AM
Jamie Wyman says:
15
December 20, 2016 — 12:00 PM
S.E. White says:
2
December 20, 2016 — 12:01 PM
North says:
2
December 20, 2016 — 12:02 PM
james orion says:
21
December 20, 2016 — 12:04 PM
Brandy says:
22
December 20, 2016 — 12:04 PM
Caroline Clemens says:
Let’s see its 15 or 19, but 3 is hilarious!
3 wins!
December 20, 2016 — 12:15 PM
William Griggs says:
16
December 20, 2016 — 12:17 PM
Jest says:
15!!
December 20, 2016 — 12:18 PM
Ed says:
25
December 20, 2016 — 12:36 PM
Joan Young says:
14
December 20, 2016 — 12:38 PM
Carolina Mac says:
22
December 20, 2016 — 12:48 PM
Kayleigh says:
27
December 20, 2016 — 1:00 PM
Steve says:
34
December 20, 2016 — 1:00 PM
Christy S. says:
41
December 20, 2016 — 1:02 PM
Sherri Alexander says:
40
December 20, 2016 — 1:02 PM
TK says:
14
So much awkward
December 20, 2016 — 1:07 PM
HalfshellVenus (@HalfshellVenus) says:
There are SO many great choices here (including Chuck’s favorite and the random awkwardness of #fourteen).
But I must cast my only vote for 28.
So gloriously deranged and nefarious. So much pure “What?”
December 20, 2016 — 1:14 PM
janeishly says:
14, without a doubt. A lot of the others look too deliberately crap. This guy is really serious.
December 20, 2016 — 1:19 PM
Maisie Smith says:
14 is awkwarding HARD!
December 20, 2016 — 1:22 PM
KKB says:
2. Author photo with mallard FTW.
December 20, 2016 — 1:23 PM
HalfshellVenus (@HalfshellVenus) says:
! I think that’s a wood duck. Definitely not a mallard. Extra points for “exotic.” 😀
December 20, 2016 — 1:28 PM
Sione Aeschliman (@writelearndream) says:
14, hands down.
December 20, 2016 — 1:36 PM
islandjavaguy says:
#1. Lunch with a bear.
December 20, 2016 — 1:41 PM
A.J. Roy Writes says:
15
December 20, 2016 — 1:41 PM
Scott Kunze says:
Omg 22. Sexy. Smart. Sassy. Please 22.
December 20, 2016 — 1:46 PM
Patricia Stoltey says:
31
December 20, 2016 — 1:49 PM
Stephanie George says:
15
December 20, 2016 — 1:52 PM
Mike says:
27
December 20, 2016 — 2:03 PM
addie north says:
2 –simple, yet epic.
December 20, 2016 — 2:06 PM
Marisa says:
15
December 20, 2016 — 2:11 PM
Ila Turner says:
19
December 20, 2016 — 2:14 PM
dtkrippene says:
Number 7 – Have you seen this human.
December 20, 2016 — 2:18 PM
ninamckissock says:
14.
December 20, 2016 — 2:20 PM
Pamela says:
39 I’ve worked for a publisher–this is an actual photo we would see. Sigh….
December 20, 2016 — 2:28 PM
Suzanne says:
20
December 20, 2016 — 2:33 PM
Rachael Quinn says:
5- This is my life in visual.
December 20, 2016 — 2:34 PM
Christine Lashinski says:
26
December 20, 2016 — 2:36 PM
Gabby Gilliam (@pixxiecrafter) says:
3
December 20, 2016 — 2:38 PM
killerpuppytails says:
41.
(14 looks too much like a few of my friends’ actual Burning Man photos)
December 20, 2016 — 2:45 PM
Sue Brooks says:
15
December 20, 2016 — 2:47 PM
priscillaking says:
Well I like #20. That author does look about fourteen years old, but such a *cute* fourteen years old!
December 20, 2016 — 2:47 PM
priscillaking says:
2
sorry
December 20, 2016 — 2:48 PM
Katerina says:
Number 22, because I think it’s a really fun photo of her.
December 20, 2016 — 2:53 PM
okonaineko says:
27
December 20, 2016 — 2:55 PM
mags says:
14
December 20, 2016 — 2:57 PM
brdubard says:
OMG! HOW CAN YOU MAKE ME PICK? I can’t pick. They are all brilliant. Everybody gets a book. In fact, you should make a coffee table book out of these incredible photos. And I want to see the author photo you come up with for the back of THAT book …
December 20, 2016 — 2:57 PM
olivia maia says:
14
December 20, 2016 — 3:18 PM