I received over 40 entries for the Awkward Author Photo Contest.
Well-done, everyone. Well-done.
*thunderous applause*
You will find a couple famous-faced authors in there, including Jeff VanderMeer, Alethea Kontis, James Sutter, and Yvonne Navarro. Those cheeky little penmonkeys.
Your job, if you choose to accept it, is to go through these photos, find your ONE TRUE FAVORITE, and then go into the comments below and put down the corresponding number. Write only the number, if you please. I need the number to be plainly visible and easy to tally.
You have a week to vote — vote by 12/27, noon EST.
At that point, I’ll note the top four vote-getters, and those people will get a copy of THUNDERBIRD apiece. And they’ll also earn our neverending love. In a diabolical pact.
In the meantime, I’m going to pick my favorite right here and right now.
DRUM ROLL PLEASE:
Huzzah! Congratulations, Jo Anderson. (She has her own Flickr account here.) I chose it because literally every time I look at it I break out into laughter. It’s just so glorious weird. What did that banana do to deserve such dubious scorn? Are the other fruits complicit? Why would this ever be an author photo? IT IS SUBLIME.
So, congratulations!
Which means, voters —
Do not vote for this one. (I’ve tagged it with no number so you know.)
Congrats to Jo, and to the rest of you:
Get to the voting booth below.
*insert some coy reference to the electoral college*
Michael J. Martinez says:
As much as I love Alethea to pieces, I gotta go with #14 on sheer chutzpah alone.
December 20, 2016 — 9:44 AM
Disgruntled Peony says:
22.
December 20, 2016 — 9:47 AM
Tammy says:
#14
December 20, 2016 — 9:48 AM
Maria Nieto says:
43
December 20, 2016 — 9:49 AM
Caroline Frechette says:
27
December 20, 2016 — 9:49 AM
Lynn says:
14
December 20, 2016 — 9:49 AM
lcmcdonough says:
14
December 20, 2016 — 9:50 AM
Mark A. Lewis says:
3
December 20, 2016 — 9:51 AM
Michelle says:
41 is magnificent. The guy with the duck was a close second, though.
December 20, 2016 — 9:51 AM
Jen says:
41
December 20, 2016 — 9:53 AM
Kate Pavelle says:
14
December 20, 2016 — 9:53 AM
Melody Von Smith says:
not an easy choice! (And I agree the duck was a close second!)
22
December 20, 2016 — 9:53 AM
jackswanzy1022 says:
1
December 20, 2016 — 9:53 AM
Cassi says:
15
December 20, 2016 — 9:53 AM
Carolyn Fritz says:
14
December 20, 2016 — 9:53 AM
hhstone8 says:
#15!
December 20, 2016 — 9:54 AM
Shecky (@SheckyX) says:
Jeff’s Mr. Bigglesworth is creeping me out.
December 20, 2016 — 9:54 AM
CattySpies says:
14
December 20, 2016 — 9:54 AM
Amber Fallon says:
I vote for #16 because THAT. IS. TERRIFYING!
December 20, 2016 — 9:54 AM
Vee says:
27
December 20, 2016 — 9:54 AM
Shecky (@SheckyX) says:
But yeah, 14 is so gloriously awkward that it punches straight through to the No Fucks Given Zone.
December 20, 2016 — 9:55 AM
keruin says:
15
December 20, 2016 — 9:56 AM
Molly Dugger Brennan says:
21
December 20, 2016 — 9:57 AM
Nancy Canu says:
14. OMG.
December 20, 2016 — 9:57 AM
Steph storey says:
22
December 20, 2016 — 9:57 AM
solidartsandscience says:
27
December 20, 2016 — 9:59 AM
Tracy says:
So many excellent choices, but in the end it has to be #14
December 20, 2016 — 9:59 AM
zeldaqueenofmars says:
14
December 20, 2016 — 10:01 AM
Alyson Grauer says:
27, 14, 12, and 2 are SUCH winners in my book. Artistic, bizarre, and unique.
December 20, 2016 — 10:01 AM
Pitboss14 says:
1. just so stupid its, well, stupid.
December 20, 2016 — 10:02 AM
Theresa Jacobs says:
#1
December 20, 2016 — 10:03 AM
Brady says:
14. 21. 27.
But (since I to be a millionaire, this is my final answer) … 14.
December 20, 2016 — 10:03 AM
Astra says:
14
December 20, 2016 — 10:06 AM
Michelle says:
37!
December 20, 2016 — 10:08 AM
Jenny Dewes says:
27
December 20, 2016 — 10:12 AM
tlgreylock says:
#2
December 20, 2016 — 10:12 AM
Sadie Hartmann says:
#14
December 20, 2016 — 10:13 AM
dwsnovak says:
I can obviously see the appeal of that banana.
December 20, 2016 — 10:13 AM
alisondeluca says:
#14 made me snort-laugh so loudly the guinea pig did a popcorn jump. So there’s that.
December 20, 2016 — 10:14 AM
paigevest says:
#14 is fantastic, but if he is barred from winning a consolation prize for being a friend, then my second choice is #22… because fuck yeah. 🙂
December 20, 2016 — 10:18 AM
ksbrennan says:
14
December 20, 2016 — 10:16 AM
LostCarlson says:
#28- Ya just gotta love a CHARACTER! Oh, and I like what she did with the old Radar Range that Bambi graces.
December 20, 2016 — 10:17 AM
Erik K says:
#2
December 20, 2016 — 10:17 AM
Julia says:
41
December 20, 2016 — 10:21 AM
Johann says:
Number 22 is sheer perfection!
December 20, 2016 — 10:23 AM
David Wilson says:
40
December 20, 2016 — 10:25 AM
Julie Holmes, author says:
14
December 20, 2016 — 10:27 AM
pernille hughes says:
14
December 20, 2016 — 10:28 AM
Chandra Claypool says:
22
December 20, 2016 — 10:29 AM
Kristen says:
#14 has a crap ton of votes, so I must go with my second favorite. #22.
December 20, 2016 — 10:29 AM
mannixk says:
14
(Q: Why is there more than one person writing in or on their bathtub? Is that a thing? Does all the porcelain make for better writery thinky bounces?)
December 20, 2016 — 10:29 AM