It’s not the greatest photo I’ve ever taken, but really, I quite like it. Those are, of course, the spiny spines of the luna moth (Actias luna) caterpillar, spines that, should you touch them, will give you a nasty little passive sting for your intrusion.
If you want to see something really freaking weird, PEEP THIS:
BEHOLD THE MOUNTAIN OF FLESH
ALL HAIL THE SQUIRMLORD
BE CONSUMED BY ITS QUIVERING PILE OF TENDONS AND MEAT
Okay, fine, it’s not a mountain of flesh, nor is it a Squirmlord —
Those are the mouthparts of Zorak, our resident mantis (here is Zorak, posing for the camera):
In other, sadder news, the voiceover and animation artist who voiced and drew Space Ghost’s Zorak, C. Martin Croker, passed away, and that’s not cool. 2016, you are shit.
Anyway.
So, what’s going on? Well —
This coming Thursday, I will be at the new Emmaus, PA location of Let’s Play Books, and I will be talking about Invasive and Star Wars and really whatever else you want me to talk about. I will be bringing BUG-ENCRUSTED FOOD-STUFFS (entomophagy ftw), and I will also be featuring cupcakes from the best cupcake place from which I’ve tasted cupcakes: Sugar So Sweet, also in Emmaus. The cupcakes will not contain bugs, so you can thank me for that mercy. I’ll sign books. I’ll sign children. I’ll answer questions. I’ll try to get you to eat crickets. And so on. Come! Say hi! Thursday, the 22nd, at 6PM.
Now, behold: the Pelee Island Writers Retreat IndieGoGo campaign. Click that and you will see that it is a writer’s retreat on an island (!) in October 2017 which at different times will feature Margaret Atwood and, at the complete other end of the spectrum of literary shenanigans, me. But, you need to go, sign up, donate, if you want this to happen. You! Me! Margaret Atwood! Birds! Words! Probably swearing! I don’t know! Go sign up.
DID YOU SEE ME ON COOKING THE BOOKS WITH FRAN WILDE? YOU SHOULD. It’s me! And Fran! Talking about food and bugs and also there’s a recipe so go clicky.
Also, three new reviews for Invasive:
Awesome author Harry Connolly talks about the book a little: “Terrific. Wendig has a way with words, which is not to say that his writing is delicate and lovely, but that it’s very inventive, specific and filled with vitality.” (Thanks, Harry!)
At Skulls in the Stars: “The broad strokes of Invasive may seem familiar to those who have read the works of Michael Crichton, in which there is often a remote high-tech research facility in which the experiments go horribly wrong. First I should note — and I think this is vague enough to not be a spoiler — that there is a dramatic, indeed catastrophic twist about 2/3rds of the way through Invasive that is surprising and very different from anything I remember of Crichton. There is a bigger difference between Wendig’s writing and Crichton’s writing, however…” (read the rest to find out what that is)
And at Ian Hiatt’s blog: “So I finished INVASIVE within 48 hours of starting it. I highly recommend doing this. It’s not that the book is so good as to warrant dangerously speedy devouring. It is—but my warning comes from a place of squirminess. You don’t want your mind resting on the main stars of this book. Ants. Lots and lots of ants. Thousands. Probably millions.”
(Anyway, point is, hey, yay, Invasive: Indiebound | Amazon | B&N)
Two more things, then I’m out:
First, my NYCC schedule is mostly done baking, and I’ll post it soon as it is.
Second, question to the crowd — I’m considering closing up shop on the Flash Fiction Fridays. They’ve been… less trafficked recently and I wonder if it’s maybe time to quietly close the door on them. (I didn’t post one on Friday.) Though, sometimes summers can be quiet, too, so maybe we’ll be ramping up more soon? Let me know!
Eva Therese says:
Uuuuhhhhh! Bugs!
Anywho, as for Flash Fiction Friday, I have also noticed that there have been less posts than I remember from earlier, but I also thought it might be due to summer. Maybe give it a month or two more, see what happens? I would personally be sorry to see them go completely and would try spread the word to get more people interested.
September 19, 2016 — 8:33 AM
Shana Horn says:
I just found the Flash Fiction Friday challenge three weeks ago. I posted my first story. Was busy with another project last week but this past Friday I was scouring my email for a challenge that never came. Please don’t stop Flash Fiction Friday!
September 19, 2016 — 9:03 AM
inkandautism says:
I’ve just started doing the flash fiction challenge again after two years of writer’s block and then an autism diagnosis, please don’t stop!
I did last week’s challenge but my comment didn’t go through. Nor, in fact, did the comment I just left on this post. I’m trying again from a different device – if this one works I shall assume it’s a Microsoft Edge problem (Microsoft Edge and I are not getting along).
Your first picture looks like some species of alien flora. Marvellous. The second one… well, I’m glad I’ve already had lunch.
September 19, 2016 — 9:40 AM
terribleminds says:
You were in spam! Fixed. 🙂
September 19, 2016 — 9:56 AM
inkandautism says:
That would explain it! Thanks 🙂
September 19, 2016 — 10:09 AM
Kate Baray says:
I’ve done a few flash fic Friday challenges. I don’t really do much flash fic – but if I do, it’s your challenges. The other day I was I’m feeling up to my eyeballs with my WIP, so I took a break to go scope your flash fic challenge. Wrote it, didn’t hate it, and ended up using it. It’s floating around out there under a random pen w/ a dedication to terribleminds.com. (That particular piece I did not link back, because of the weird pen name thing – so shame on me.) Long story short – I’d be sad to see it go, even though I’m not the most prolific flash fictioner.
September 19, 2016 — 9:50 AM
Matthew X. Gomez says:
I know I’d miss the Flash Fiction Fridays. I think part of it is down to summer, and well, some challenges seem more popular than others.
September 19, 2016 — 10:01 AM
Matthew X. Gomez says:
And probably worth noting that at least a couple of challenges have led into publishing opportunities for me.
September 19, 2016 — 10:03 AM
Christopher Slagle says:
I look forward to the flash fiction challenges every week! I think they’ve helped me diversify my writing and learn the values of brevity. I’ve poked around a bit online for other prompts but haven’t found any I enjoy as much as yours. Although my participation has waned recently, I’m really proud of what I’ve produced through them and I hope there will be more to come!
September 19, 2016 — 10:45 AM
Saul Kentigern says:
I was mentally meandering my way round to the idea of doing one of the Flash Fiction challenges soon (and even though I haven’t so far, they’re usually thought-sparking) so I’d vote for them staying if possible – but I also entirely get that this gaping chasm between intention and action kind of sums up why you might be considering dispensing with it.
Love the blog by the way – one of the very few email newsletters I pretty much always read.
September 19, 2016 — 11:20 AM
spandrella says:
I am belatedly arriving here to post this exact same thing. I have a lot of Flash Fiction URLs saved for that mythical day when I have the time for all the writing. Also someday I’ll actually do them before they’re due and post them in the comments! zomg! (But also understand if Chuck doesn’t want to wait around/expend effort while I’m getting off my ass.)
September 24, 2016 — 4:39 PM
Anna says:
I did the flash fiction challenges for a year or two, almost every week, and learned a lot. I’d still like to participate, but it seems like I’m always on a deadline nowadays. I write quite slowly and work full time, so after I sold my first stories I felt kind of guilty spending a writing day doing something that’s not my WIP. I use the techniques I learned from your challenges to spark inspiration all the time, like the x meets y and writing from an image. For me, the greatest thing about doing the challenges was that I learned I can write about almost anything if I put my mind to it. So thank you, for the challenges and writing posts and books. They really helped me. I wonder if a number of us “regulars” have graduated to doing our own thing, and that’s why there are less people doing the challenges?
September 19, 2016 — 2:05 PM
glenavailable says:
For Space Ghost fans the world over.
September 19, 2016 — 4:03 PM
janinmi says:
Thank you!!!
September 21, 2016 — 5:56 PM
glenavailable says:
Back then, all the supervillians had the same goal – ‘to conquer the universe’.
Could the evil creations of millenials be bothered to go to so much effort?
That might sound a little cynical but on the up side the cartoon mad professors and criminal masterminds of today most probably harbour far more realistic nefarious intentions.
September 21, 2016 — 11:15 PM
boundbeautifunk says:
I always enjoy reading Flash Fiction Fridays. They generally ding my phone while I’m cleaning up from morning milking. I’ve had some great ideas, but then LIFE HAPPENS and I don’t get around to finishing them. (Strange, as I get older, Fridays seem to get closer together). If others are having the same problem, maybe going bi-monthly or monthly would be an option.
September 19, 2016 — 6:41 PM
Beth says:
I love Flash Friday like crazy, and some of my favorite short pieces ever have come out of it; it’s one of the only writing prompt series I’ve ever connected with. But I am also in grad school, am very nearing the end on edits on one major WIP, and actively writing on two others. I can hardly say “yes yes I’ll definitely participate!” but I certainly check faithfully every week, and read at least a couple of the stories every week, and… ehhhh.. about half the time, I at least TRY. Which, given what all else I’ve going on… yeah, I’d hate to see it go away altogether, but maybe a step down in pace would be a good balance.
(Also, two weeks might let me actually finish some shit. Then again, if you’re not going to finish a 2k short piece in one week, you’re probably not going to finish it in two. Most of the Flash Fridays I’ve actually submitted were first-drafted by Saturday afternoon, and tinkered with for the rest of the week.)
September 19, 2016 — 8:44 PM
Ethan Asplin says:
The general idea I’m getting, and one I agree with, even if it might be counterproductive to what you’re trying to achieve with it, is that people want Flash Fiction Friday and more people would take part with more time. I think two weeks is enough time for people to spend creating these stories, while at times, one week is pushing it a little.
And Zorak the Squirmlord totally looks like an alien.
September 20, 2016 — 5:37 AM
Skye says:
I love love love the Flash Fiction challenges and would hate to see them go. I’ve written stories I never would have thought of otherwise, and I’ve read some great ones, too.
September 20, 2016 — 11:58 AM
StarNinja says:
For what it’s worth (4? No let’s say 3 cents) I set up my very own wordpress account, The Wormhole Less Traveled, last May because of Flash Fiction Fridays. My writing has improved tremendously because of it. Immensely. Tremmendsley. If one Friday I come by and I see that Flash Fiction is truly gone, the ol rundown place with boarded up windows, a Bain Captial realty sign out front, rusty handicap parking signs slowly crumbling away, where my terrible stories could see the light of day ~1000 words at a time, if Flash Fiction goes the way of Disco and Video Cassettes and disappears from this site… I will shed a single tear. Thank you, Sir Chuck, for the opportunity Flash Fiction has provided so far and I hope it will continue this year, next year, and every year until the end of time.
September 21, 2016 — 10:15 AM
glenavailable says:
If that brilliant little diatribe (the rusty handicapped parking signs were the best) doesn’t convince The Wen to reneg, probably nothing will.
September 21, 2016 — 5:10 PM
curleyqueue says:
Jumping on the bandwagon for less-frequent challenges versus no Flash Fiction challenges. Though my participation percentage is low, they’re great inspiration, even if what I write doesn’t get shared, and I’d be sad to not have them. Like many, I was encouraged by your prompts to set up a wordpress space, and I’ve enjoyed interaction with other writers on numerous occasions as a result of Friday challenges. Will echo several commenters- maybe twice per month or even once as an alternative to a complete shut-down.
September 21, 2016 — 11:36 AM
Blake T says:
Having attended the release signing for INVASIVE and taking one of the BUG-ENCRUSTED FOOD-STUFFS Chuck handed out (banana flavored lollipop with ants in it) I can honestly say IT’S A TRAP! You’d figure those ants encrusted in the delicious lollipop candy would be dead and would cause no issues. NO that’s not the case at all.
Long story short … in the end my wife and I fought off the horde and had to retreat to our neighbors house while we watched our home go up in flames. We’re pretty sure that we got them all, but one can never be too careful. We packed up my car with the cat and nothing else and fled the state of Michigan.
For whatever reason all three of our surrounding neighbors are calling us non-stop these past two days, but both Pam and I are afraid to answer the phone. We don’t want to know what they’re calling about. Oh and our cat is actually really, really strange.
September 22, 2016 — 2:12 PM