We have a Japanese beetle problem, and really, the best way to handle Japanese beetles is to hand-pick them. If you ever use the bag traps, you note a disclaimer that says you need to change the bag traps often because Japanese beetles are repelled by the smell of their own dead. Which should give you an idea as to how I control the beetles — I hand pick them, I squish them, and then I leave their corpses there. It works. It reduces their attacks on our plants (the crepe myrtle in particular), because why wouldn’t it? If you saw a breakfast buffet but around it were piled the head-crushed corpses of other diners, you might stay the fuck away from that buffet. The smell alone would turn you off the scramby eggs, I think.
It works. The beetles stay away, mostly. And I get to crush beetles, like a proper weirdo.
Anyway, while there, I glanced over at one of our coral bells, and lo and behold —
A praying mantis, who we will call Zorak.
Mid-size, not fully-grown. Just hanging out. Waiting. I snapped some shots, none of them good.
Later, though, I found a carpenter ant. I took this ant, and I dropped him onto the coral bells.
Less than a minute later, Zorak had the ant and was crunching merrily upon it, and then I was able to capture some shots with which I am particularly delighted. (I also fed Zorak twice this morning, and much faster — drop ant, karate strike, time to eat.)
Before I post those shots, though, some more news-bug bits —
Tor.com has posted an excerpt of Invasive!
And you can find a sample of the Invasive audiobook narrated by Xe Sands here!
Non-bug-related, you will find an interview with me at io9 about Life Debt.
And back to bug-related but not very me-related, guess what? They found a whole new species of ant, and it is the Dragon Ant, and it is spiky and it is awesome. Go check them out here.
(Preorder Invasive: Indiebound | Amazon | B&N)
Now: TIME TO FEED ZORAK
Pat Boylan says:
“I am the lone locust of the Apocalypse… think of me when you look to the night sky!”
(squee!)
July 28, 2016 — 11:33 AM
Jen Merrill says:
Zorak is pleased by your offering.
July 28, 2016 — 11:33 AM
K.C. Wise says:
Oh my God these photos are absolutely everything. Absolute best thing I’ve seen today! This series is really making me want to splurge on a damn camera and stop fucking around with my stupid, underpowered phone camera!
July 28, 2016 — 11:34 AM
SamKD says:
Dude, did you tell the DM you were dual-classing?
July 28, 2016 — 12:19 PM
SamKD says:
Seriously. There are pros who don’t get shots as good as these. You have the mad skilz.
July 29, 2016 — 8:30 PM
susan1859 says:
Hey, if you happen to see Brak hanging out with Zorak will you take another photo? TY! We haven’t had the Japanese beetles here in north central WV this summer (we were “blessed” with a cicada invasion instead)- I’ll have to remember your deterrent tip for their next incursion.
July 28, 2016 — 12:31 PM
Terry Hickman says:
Majorly cool photos! I was told once that the black spots in their eyes are actually the ocelli they’re looking at you with – the light bouncing from your happy face hits those ocelli and because they’re viewing you, it’s absorbed instead of bouncing away. I don’t know if that’s true or not, but it sounds nifty. If it’s true, it appears as though Zorak was keeping eyes on you all through her munchy lunch! Probably thinking, “If you were tiny…”
July 28, 2016 — 12:45 PM
Rebecca Douglass says:
Great shots, Chuck! I’ve never been lucky enough to see a mantis dining out in style.
July 28, 2016 — 12:48 PM
Scott Dyson says:
Can you post a shot of a Japanese Beetle?
July 28, 2016 — 4:53 PM
kirizar says:
I take it even Zorak won’t eat Japenesr Beetles? Perhaps it tastes as bad as it smells.
July 28, 2016 — 6:52 PM
Jeffrey Hamblen says:
Great shots. Thanks for sharing them.
July 28, 2016 — 9:17 PM
janinmi says:
Zorak: I likes antsies, *crunch munch* ansties’re what I like the best. *crunch munch* Snatch ’em off an’ squish ’em up, *crunch munch* nibble on their tiny heads. *crunch munch*
[with apologies to whoever wrote the poem about cats and mice]
July 28, 2016 — 10:40 PM
The Author says:
So THAT’S what zorak’s been up to since Space Ghost Coast-to-Coast went off the air!
July 28, 2016 — 11:15 PM
Deborah says:
I don’t think I will sleep tonight for fear of giant skull crushing Praying Mantis. Disturbingly great shots.
July 28, 2016 — 11:18 PM
james orion says:
Hahah that is grim. I like it!
July 29, 2016 — 8:21 AM
chacha1 says:
Without even knowing the source/reference, I love that you named the mantis Zorak.
July 29, 2016 — 8:18 PM