Apple-Obsessed Author Fella

Me And Sword And Laser Make Three

AAAAH ME AND SWORD AND LASER ALL HAD A VIDEO BABY

Ahem.

Sorry, what I mean is, the very nice humans of the Sword & Laser show had me on — and the show aired today. (You can check it out above or, if you want the audio-only version, click here.)

There I talk about, y’know, books, but also profanity. And about people who want to have a baby with me. Not just like, a video baby, but apparently a real baby, or maybe a bearded demon baby, or something. Whatever. I dunno. JUST GO WATCH IT JEEZ.

It was very exciting, so thanks to Veronica and Tom for hosting me.