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The Blue Blazes Photo Contest: The Results (And A Vote!)

WINNER: "You Don't Mess With A Get-Em-Girl"

AND WE HAVE OUR WINNER. IT IS KRISTEN SULLIVAN — AKA, “THE RUSSIAN.” SHE WINS ALL. BIG BASKET OF BOOKS COMING HER WAY. HUZZAH AND HOORAY CAPSLOCK WHEE.

YOU MAY ALL GO HOME NOW.

Wait! Wait, shit, no, don’t go — hold on. Hold on.

We’ve got 25 other entries.

You should click here to see the whole set.

Because, by golly, I want to give away more books. That set has so many rad options it was genuinely hard to pick. I mean, it has stab wounds. It has my doppelganger. It has children on toilets. It has cosplay. THESE PICTURES HAVE EVERYTHING.

I want you to look through that set and then go to the comments below and vote for your favorite. Just list the photo # (with or without the title added is fine).

Vote for just one.

The top two photos in terms of votes will get:

A signed copy of Unclean Spirits.

And a signed copy of the Polish version of Blackbirds.

Voting is open until noon EST tomorrow — June 7th, Friday.

Go. Gaze. Vote!

Again, the link to the set:

The Blue Blazes Contest Photos.

And congrats to Kristin, who boldly and violently embodies both Nora “Persephone” Pearl and also any number of the Get-Em-Girls roller derby gang from the book.

Thanks to everyone else for participating!

EDIT:

VOTING IS CLOSED.

*does a quick tally*

Holy crap, far and away the favorite was THE BLUE BLAZES :FOR KIDS —

#12: "The Blue Blazes: For Kids!"
And then second up, we’ve got my DOPPELGANGER!

#23: "The Clone Has Escaped The Lab, Repeat: The Clone Has Escaped The Lab"

So, Melanie and Cameron Meadors — you two should hit me up for The Doppelganger photo, and Derrick Eaves, you and your children have truly won the day, so winners should hit me up at terribleminds at gmail dot com. You people are awesome. Well done.