Apple-Obsessed Author Fella

The Birthday Book

If I have studied the entrails of this pelican correctly, and if scholars are correct in that the Seal of Baal-Ashtoreth has finally split in twain, that means it is my birthday. I am, by all reports, “no longer young,” but also, “not quite old,” which means I’m “middle-aged.”

I’ll buy my sports car next year.

For this year, I’ll buy myself a book.

Because books and birthdays go together like chocolate and more chocolate.

So: recommend to me a book you liked that you read recently.

Please do not recommend your own books because this is not that time.