Whew, sorry this post is late — was up in NYC yesterday joining my writing partner Lance at the WGA to give a talk about transmedia. Was a blasty-blast, but that means I didn’t manage to sling together a post for today. Don’t look at me like that. With those sad eyes. That quivering lip. That trembling .38 snubnose in your greasy paw.
Anyway, this past week, Internet Ubermeister John Scalzi said, “Hey, come here to parade your traditionally-published books, come here to parade your self-pub works, come here to tell us about your other awesome arts and crafts.” Awesome for him to open his blog that way. Here I’ve opened the circus of pimpage from time to time, and Scalzi’s posts reminded me — hey, I have not done that in a while.
So, here we go. Just in time for the (un)holy daze of the holidays.
We’ll toss it all into one big mash —
Pimp whatever you want.
Book of any published pedigree, comic, toys, ARG, blog, Tumblr devoted to your mustache, anything and anything that can be pimped should be pimped.
Further, don’t think you have to pimp your work. The true Christmas spirit is pimping the work of someone else. Call out things you love by people you respect and tell us how to procure them.
Most important — pimping needs you to answer that “why” question. Don’t just say I WROTE BOOK HERE LINK NNGGHH — what were you, raised in a blog-barn? Sell us on it, by gum and by golly.
Now go forth! And share thee well.
terribleminds says:
Let me start, actually —
UNSEEN CURIOUS.
Crazy awesome stuff for book and biblio-nerds.
Vintage writing-related art-prints and, even cooler, custom book safes! (As in, cut out awesome shape inside book, store stuff in there like your pens or your handgun or your opium stash.)
http://www.etsy.com/shop/UnseenCurios?section_id=10400190
Boo yay.
— c.
December 8, 2011 — 7:42 AM
Victoria says:
I will mention two books I’m in, but I’ll mention them because they’re anthologies and my stories are surrounded by stories by way smarter and talented people and I’m so psyched about being in those!
THE CITY OF HELL CHRONICLES, VOL. I
I’m one of the authors of the newly released (the first of this month) The City of Hell Chronicles. It’s a horror short story collection from 7 international writers, most of whom are female. Influenced by Lovecraft and Barker, this collection tells the story of the rise The Great Maurr, the ant-headed old one, his enslavement of the human race, and the pockets of survivors in the City of Hell itself or Moskow, London and Hong Kong, the only remaining cities.
I love this book, because it is horror but has mainly female protagonists written by women. Not very common in horror. Find it on Amazon and more info here (inlcuding other formats).
OF ALTERED STATES, A COLLECTIVE
Also, ready for release is of Altered States, volume one. These short stories are brought to you by a collective of 13 international writers, who for the second volume will be teaming up with illustrators, photographers and graphic designers to bring you full colour visual and written fiction. The collections cover a range of genres all with the common of Altered States theme; all the stories focus on change after conflict and how humanity deals with trials, tribulation and the unknown.
The collections will be available in paper, pixel and audio. And because we want to share with you our love for the short story and our project, the first edition of of Altered States is a FREE DOWNLOAD! More info on the project here.
And while we’re add it, I’m looking for a good book that covers the first world war and its political and societal consequences for Europe. Any suggestions, good readers of The Wendigo’s blog?
December 8, 2011 — 7:50 AM
Ahimsa Kerp says:
I’ll take this chance to talk about my book “The Roads to Baldairn Motte.”
It’s really published (albeit by a tiny publisher) and tells the story of the events leading up to an epic battle through three different perspectives. It’s a mosaic novel, written by myself and two other authors. (We each wrote one faction’s perspective.)
It was sort of inspired by our wondering how The Lord of the Rings would sound if is was told by the Southern men who marched up to fight for Sauron. Also, Kirosawa’s Rashoman is a big influence. The idea that one event can mean such different things to different characters is one that we found quite compelling.
Like I said, it’s a small press, and none of us are famous. But it’s gotten good reviews, including Tor books author Misty Massey and legend James Blaylock, and (luckily) I don’t care if it ever makes money. I just want to know that people have read it.
You can get it from the publisher or of course on Amazon (http://amzn.to/vcV2ef). To be honest, I’d be happy to email the ebook to anyone who was interested. Let me know.
December 8, 2011 — 8:09 AM
Lawrence Kapture says:
Rock of Aeons ($.99)
It’s angels versus djinn in a fight to determine who controls the future of mankind, with one apathetic skip tracer deciding who wins.
Ozzie Jones goes through the looking glass when the bail jumper she is tracking, whom she suspects was trying to deliver stolen art, turns out to be a very sexy shape shifting genie trying to deliver the keystone that will finally stop the angels controlling world governments from behind the scenes.
December 8, 2011 — 8:26 AM
Lawrence Kapture says:
Also, in the spirit of Xmas:
Fate’s Mirror M. H. Mead
Morris Payne is the world’s best viker—a hacker with the greed of a pirate and morals to match. Many know his name. Few know who he is. Agoraphobia, with its uncontrolled panic attacks, has left him housebound and friendless. But someone, somehow, has connected his virtual life to his real one. Now he has to brave physical reality and all its dangers to stop a killer who was never supposed to exist.
She calls herself the Triple Goddess of Fate. The most powerful AI ever created, she wants freedom, power, and the assurance of her own safety, but mostly she wants Morris Payne dead.
No one, no matter how well equipped, has survived a confrontation with Fate, and all Morris has are his legendary hacking skills and a virtual pirate ship loaded with weapons.
Morris Payne just might save the world. If only he can gather the courage to leave his house.
December 8, 2011 — 8:33 AM
Jamie Drew says:
Last week, I bowed out of a career that was giving me panic attacks and sending me down that deep suck-hole of depression. So right now, I’m unemployed and I have no idea what to do next, but I’m trying to get a few writing gigs under my belt for experience and beer money. I don’t really know what I’m asking for, here — advice? Readers? Offers of work experience? A mentor? Anonymous strangers to slide a whiskey down the bar towards me with a dark, but oddly sensual, glint in their eye?
Who knows? I was told to leave a comment on a blog and by god, I can follow instructions.
I keep a blog at jamiedrew.co.uk. It’s a personal blog, not on any particular subject, but people have been known to laugh at it.
Also, in the spirit of things, I’d like to direct you to my friend Allen, who’s bringing out a short story collection soon. All of the stories are awesome. You can find him here, and the book will be out in a bunch of formats by the end of the month.
December 8, 2011 — 8:44 AM
Lee Robson says:
Well, never let it be said that I didn’t take the chance to pimp my own work when it was offered up…
Next year should see the release of my first graphic novel, BABBLE, with Bryan Coyle.
The story centres around Carrie Hartnoll, a girl lost in a life going nowhere fast, until a chance encounter with an ex-boyfriend affords her the opportunity of a whole new career in Ivy League America, working as part of a research team attempting to resurrect the language of Babel – a language, it is theorised, that can be understood by any human, from anywhere in the world.
As Carrie pieces together her fractured personal life, she becomes embroiled in the mystery surrounding the apparent suicide of the project’s original team leader, which propels her to uncover the horrific truth about the language and why it was written out of the history books…
Babble will be released by Com.X in 2012. You can find out more about Babble at the newly pimped up website: http://www.babblecomic.com
Another project I’m currently involved in is INTO THE WOODS: A FAIRYTALE ANTHOLOGY, a comic that brings together some of the best small press talent the UK has to offer to tell tales based on and around fairy and folk tales.
I’ve scripted an adaptation of The Lang Pack (or The Long Pack, if you prefer), a Northumbrian folk tale, and Simon Wyatt is on art duties. You can see some art from it here: http://www.imaginarystories.co.uk/2011/12/first-look-lang-pack.html
Also, clicking through to my blog will show some other anthologies I’m involved in – which you can buy with your own money now! If you want to, that is. I mean, you don’t have to, but it’d be nice if you did…
December 8, 2011 — 8:47 AM
Ed Marrow says:
Thanks Chuck!
My book, ‘Love the Sinner’
SEX, graphic violence, revenge, sex and the mob in Scranton, PA.
http://www.amazon.com/Love-Sinner-Infernal-Tapestry-ebook/dp/B004SIRM1K/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1323351229&sr=8-1
When Adam bursts in on his wife, Moire, being murdered by a monster, he tries to save her but is slaughtered as well. On his way to the other side, Adam is given a choice: Move on alone, or go back to earth and seek vengeance. Without Moire, there is no choice for Adam. He forfeits his soul and goes back to hunt.
Yet, deals with the Devil are never what they seem. Even though Adam is gifted with new powers and abilities, he is also afflicted with a carnal hunger that runs wild if not fed.
To find the murderer, Adam must search the streets of a Scranton very different than the one he knows. It will take all of his new abilities and more to survive Demon gangsters, hellhounds and The Catholic Church itself. Even then, will Adam be able to slay a creature that already killed him once?
December 8, 2011 — 8:56 AM
Max says:
My attempt at practicing the craft:
http://kaptinkaiju.wordpress.com/
December 8, 2011 — 9:12 AM
Guy says:
I’ve had a website for a couple of years now. It was originally used as a place for my letters to luxury lifestyle magazines, written from the point of view of erudite hobo, Boxcar Sampson. Since then I’ve used it as a place to store my short fiction because, hell, some of it’s not terrible.
http://brainmage.co.uk/
December 8, 2011 — 9:13 AM
Jake Bible says:
I have a Kickstarter campaign going right now for my illustrated novella- Stark. Please check it out. Spread the word if you can! Thanks!
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jakebible/stark-an-illustrated-novella
The description is:
“Stark, Nebraska.
A town populated only by professional killers, assassins and hired guns. A town where the law is the Code and the Code only has two laws: Finish The Job You Are Paid For and Never Shit Where You Sleep.
So what happens when the two laws of the Code conflict? Blood. Lots and lots of blood.
Author Jake Bible, the mind that brought you DEAD MECH, The Americans and Bethany And The Zombie Jesus, now brings you the first of three illustrated tales of sociopathic horror and violence that will make any psycho cringe and run for mother.
Be warned, Stark will rip at your guts and tear them from your body. Stark will make you question your sanity and morals. Stark will do more than shock you, it will taint your very Soul.
Stark is just wrong.”
December 8, 2011 — 9:13 AM
Lacy says:
Fender Stitch. A new site dedicated to publishing short fiction and they only pick what is good. One of my favourites so far is by Faith Gardner, http://fenderstitch.com/blog/11/2011/315/preview
Also, Alana Noel Voth is an amazing writer who I recently discovered. She is funny and sharp. http://therumpus.net/2011/11/where-i-write-19-with-love-from-my-desk-from-a-dumpster/
December 8, 2011 — 9:15 AM
Alan Smithee says:
I just started listening to The Indoor Kids hosted by Kumail Nanjiani and his wife Emily Gordon, it’s a podcast about video games.
December 8, 2011 — 9:16 AM
KD Sarge says:
Knight Errant–reviews and buy links here–
http://turtleduckpress.com/toybox/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=52&Itemid=63
Taro Hibiki owes his new sister, former Marine Eve Marcori, more than just his life. She’s given him everything—a home, a family, a future—and she’s working on sending him to college. Taro would rather be shot, but he’ll honor his debt or die trying.
When Taro’s honor—and the rest of him—meet Rafe Ballard, death just might be the outcome. Rafe threatens everything Taro has come to rely on, and he’s not even trying.
Thanks, Chuck!
December 8, 2011 — 9:17 AM
Nicholas Olivo says:
Thanks, Chuck!
Here’s the blurb for my urban fantasy novel, IMPERIUM:
Vincent Corinthos leads a triple life. As a secret agent, he handles paranormal threats; as a god, he protects his followers from evil forces; as a stock clerk, he keeps the back room of an antique store tidy.
When one of his fellow agents goes missing, Vincent begins with the usual suspects. His investigation reveals that Boston’s latest supernatural threat is also waging war on his followers, and has diabolic intentions for the city’s paranormal citizens.
Now, with the aid of a new partner and a gremlin, Vincent must locate the missing agent, defend his followers and learn the identity of his adversaries before they can revive a malevolent force that’s been dormant since World War II.
IMPERIUM is available at Amazon and Barnes & Noble.
December 8, 2011 — 9:21 AM
LJCohen says:
My debut YA fantasy novel, THE BETWEEN, will be available at all the usual suspects (amazon,B&N, iTunes, Smashwords) on January 13th. Friday the 13th. Lucky for me, I’m not superstitious. *looks around for ladders or black cats. . . *
THE BETWEEN is the story of high school senior Lydia Hawthorne, who is less than grateful when Oberon has her snatched from the mortal world and she finds out she’s actually Fae. And not just any Fae, but a trueborn with enough inherent magic to tip the balance between Oberon and Titania’s warring Bright and Shadow courts.
But that’s their game and she doesn’t want to play by their rules. Together with Clive Barrow, a Bright Court Fae with embarrassing family ties to the mortal world, Lydia fights to regain her old life, fueling her magic with the very human power of love and loss, challenging the essential nature of Faerie itself.
I write YA stories because I remember how earth-shatteringly important it was as a teen to find books about people like me, struggling to find their own power in a changing and confusing world. I came of age in the 70s when there weren’t a lot of books written for kids like me. So many books had hit-over-your-head morals and were clearly written to talk *at* kids, not to them. Then I discovered “A Wrinkle in Time.” And I never looked back.
You can stay tuned for release info here: http://www.ljcohen.net/the-between.html There’s also a link there to read the first chapter.
Thank you for the opportunity to talk about THE BETWEEN.
December 8, 2011 — 9:32 AM
Joel Brown says:
Now I just want to write a book called CAROUSEL OF PIMPAGE. Thanks, Chuck, for all the twisted turns of phrase you stick in my brain. But I did just CreateSpace the hell out of my new mystery MERMAID BLUES, so I will pimp that instead.
I could recommend that you just go here: http://www.mirrorballman.com and look at the cover and you will want to buy it. Because of the hot mermaid with the microphone.
MERMAID BLUES is the second mystery starring washed-up one-hit-wonder Baxter McLean who drinks at the Rum House in Libertyport, Mass., and ponders the music business and yummy yuppie mommies and the Red Sox. Then he stumbles into a mess involving a mermaid statue and a right-wing preacher.
There is also a booze cruise and the green-est murder attempt ever. And a little rock’n’roll. Actual blurb follows:
Libertyport’s annual Yankee Old Home Days festival has hit rough seas. The new preacher in town is firing up his flock to protest a saucy sculpture. A booze cruise goes overboard. And a fisherman’s son dies violently in his apartment above the Thirsty Lobster bar. Baxter will have to take a break from recording his comeback album to catch a killer.
NewburyportToday.com called Joel Brown “one hell of a writer.” His Libertyport mysteries take a satirical but affectionate look at life in a town where townies and artists and yuppies coexist, not always peacefully, and the tourists just keep coming.
“On the brick plaza in the square, booths sold fried clams and lobster rolls to day-trippers who took pictures of the food with their cell phones. Hip-hoppers from the tough mill cities upriver window-shopped for fresh bling, while the geriatric townies monopolizing the benches scowled at the invaders’ dragging jeans and exposed boxers. Goateed hipsters who worked in the shops and offices came out on break to smoke and mock them all.”
Baxter would prefer to sit at the bar, drink a beer and watch the Red Sox. But when he finds Joey Durst’s body, he’s drawn into a case that baffles the local police. Meanwhile, a fundamentalist church is picketing his friend’s sculpture of a mermaid. Baxter’s record-company girlfriend thinks it’s time for a serious talk. And all this as he prepares to play his biggest concert in years.
December 8, 2011 — 9:37 AM
Dale Phillips says:
Chuck, thanks for the opportunity. It’s guys like you, Joe Konrath, and Dean Wesley Smith, with your take-no-prisoners, no-holds-barred stance for writers that made me strike out on my own, with a 2012 Challenge- a Book a Month, and A Story A Week: http://www.daletphillips.com/challenge.html
So this morning, I got my third story, “The Little Guy,” up on Smashwords (you might like it- it’s twisted, and funny): http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/112369
Damn, but this self-empowering is addictive!
But enough about me (for now). Anyone who likes good mystery novels should check out the work of Debbi Mack, NY Times best-selling author of the Sam McRae series:
http://www.debbimack.com/
Identity Crisis: http://www.debbimack.com/identitycrisis.html
Least Wanted: http://www.debbimack.com/leastwanted.html
Alien Shores- Coming Soon!
And check out the debut novel by Pete Morin, about a guy who gets indicted– for playing golf!
http://www.amazon.com/Diary-Small-Fish-ebook/dp/B005Q33C1K
December 8, 2011 — 9:41 AM
Andrew Nicolle says:
Got bunch of short stories, novels, poems, screenplays, or other assortments of words doing the rounds, and it’s getting tough to keep track of it all? Sure, you can keep going with that cluttered notebook or spreadsheet, but wouldn’t it be nice to organize it all while you’re on the go? If you’ve got an iPhone, iPad, or iPod touch, you’re in luck! My app, Story Tracker, will help keep it all organized!
Read more about Story Tracker on my website, and check it out on the App Store:
http://andrewnicolle.com/storytracker
If you’re not entirely convinced it’ll work for you, give the free Lite version a spin and see how you like it. I’ve also written some apps for artists (Artwork Tracker) and bonsai enthusiasts (Bonsai Album) that work in a similar way. Check ’em out!
Thanks, Chuck!
December 8, 2011 — 9:43 AM
John Adamus Twitter:awesome_john says:
Well, I’m an editor and consulting writer who teaches/helps/mentors people to write better. So if you need some help, come get some.
My very cool blog about writing and game design and nerdly things can be read at http://writernextdoor.blogspot.com
My novel The Kestrel Soars should be out in mid-2012, assuming I keep up the pace I’m on. And I have eight clients who will have stuff out in print within the next four months (sort of a business explosion).
Awesome.
December 8, 2011 — 9:43 AM
Maria Lima says:
Thanks, Chuck!
Pimping my Blood Lines series (5 books, series is complete!) available at your usual bookstore channels in mass market pb and ebook.
Also, my brand new self-pubbed ebook, Collected Works of an Unrepentant Writer is out. Special intro price through the end of this week. (link is to my blog post, with links on where it’s available)
December 8, 2011 — 9:49 AM
K. E. Bergdoll says:
I’m happy to pimp for others! Thanks for the opportunity, Chuck!
I recommend the creepy goodness that is Lee Thompson’s work, especially Nursery Rhymes 4 Dead Children. Shock Totem #4 (I also recommend Shock Totem!) has his story Beneath The Weeping Willow, which has been recommended for a Stoker. http://www.leethompsonfiction.com/?page_id=105 http://www.leethompsonfiction.com/?page_id=82
If you want something funny, why not Jonathon Pinnock’s Mrs. Darcy Vs The Aliens http://www.mrsdarcyvsthealiens.com/ ? The author is brilliant, hilarious and bent. He challenged P. D. James to a duel, for goodness sake! Read the Wickhampedia for a taste of his hilarity: http://www.mrsdarcyvsthealiens.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page Here’s the Amazon page: http://www.amazon.com/Darcy-Versus-Aliens-Jonathan-Pinnock/dp/1907773134/
Happy Holidays! 😉
December 8, 2011 — 10:03 AM
Samuel says:
I wrote a story set in 1899 Boston, for a girl I was in love with.
This is a D/s love story, and really turned out beautifully. It has gotten great reviews, including from a literary professor at a major university, to my best friend’s 80 year old father, and an attorney in L.A. Not to mention the countless girls who use words like “perfect” to describe it. (It’s not)
However, it is a strong story, and will always be special to me.
You can find it at http://www.TheVioletCollar.com . You can read the first 5 chapters, and if you like the story, you can order a hard copy or email me directly about an e-book, of which I have in all formats. I have always loved to share this story, and will be honored to do so thanks to Chuck’s fine pimpage.
I don’t have anyone else to promo right now, except CHUCK WENDIG himself! His work is good, and his kung-fu is strong. Get off your ass and buy his material. It’s worth FAR more than the cost. Um… and then come buy my stuff too! haha
here’s a trailer for ya..
Roaming the dusty streets of 1899 New York, young Jessie’s destiny is about to take a crash course. In just one night, she encounters an unusual man, is forced to flee from a gang she thought she could avoid, and leave her life behind forever. A new city awaits, but her dream of escaping her old life is threatened by new dangers, and perhaps a new love. Dominic, also trying to leave his life behind, finds his dream slipping through his fingers, and is forced to fight for what he is most passionate about… though the fight could cost him his own dreams, his own future. Still he offers his best, his greatness, represented in a small, simple, monumental gift…
will Jessie be swift enough, to take flight to an unknown freedom?
or will she be brave enough, to offer her gift in return?
December 8, 2011 — 10:11 AM
Kelly Hitchcock (@KellyHitchcock) says:
Thanks for legalizing prostitution on your blog! Downloaded some samples from y’all who’ve already posted that I can’t wait to read.
My debut novel, The Redheaded Stepchild is a coming-of-age literary fiction work (literary gets no love these days, I tell ya), a collection of short-stories that follow the protagonist through the formative years of her life with a lackadaisical stepmother. Try a sample for free – I don’t expect it to be everyone’s cup of tea.
http://www.amazon.com/The-Redheaded-Stepchild-ebook/dp/B0063TDN42/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1323357370&sr=8-1
December 8, 2011 — 10:16 AM
Thomas Pluck says:
Thanks, Chuck. I’m going to pimp what I’ve been pimping for a month now…
LOST CHILDREN: A Charity Anthology.
30 powerful stories to benefit two great causes:
PROTECT: The National Association to Protect Children, which lobbies for stronger and more effective child protection laws. Their victories are here: http://www.protect.org
Children 1st Scotland, which assists vulnerable families and counsels fostered children to help them live with their new families. http://www.children1st.org.uk
In it you get stories by Thomas Pluck, Paul D. Brazill, Chad Rorhbacher, Luca Veste, Fiona “McDroll” Johnson, Ron Earl Phillips, KV Hardy, James Lloyd Davis, Lynn Beighley, Erin Zulkoski, and many more. From all over the world.
It is a powerful gift that gives long after you’ve read it. Make a difference with us. ALL royalties paid by the retailers are donated to the above causes. Not “profits,” not a percentage. All of it.
It is available in print and in all e-book formats, here:
http://the-lost-children.blogspot.com
Thank you,
Tom
December 8, 2011 — 10:31 AM
Darlene Underdahl says:
I would like to pimp The Sociopath of Carson City:
“I hate bullies.
I was in Quality Control/Quality Assurance for many years, and I was very good, but the job in Carson City was weird from the start. There was an ‘in’ clique much like high school, and they did drugs, had sex on the job, allowed a million a year in product to evaporate, put 401K money in their own NASDAQ accounts, covered for illegals, and ran businesses on the side, using company tools and raw materials. They implied that people had been killed on the property, and I would be next if I didn’t quit. My stubbornness kicked in.
They called me a lesbian (not true), and a lush (mostly not true), set honey traps using both sexes, constantly sent me out for drug tests, stalked me with cameras (I thought that was funny), flattened my tires (not funny), cancelled work without telling me, put scorpions in my office (as if!), adjusted my work hours to irregular ending times (6:22 pm), so I would be alone on the road. Oil was poured on my car from an overpass, but I was quick. I didn’t turn on the wipers and looked between the streams.
They flooded the factory with poisonous gas, there were no alarms, and everyone else was quietly removed. A maintenance worker, who wasn’t in on the crime, ran to my office and rescued me (he was then fired). I was still stubborn, and brought in the IRS to get the creeps off my back. Finally, they threw up their hands and eliminated my job.
That’s all true.
This is fiction (smiling coldly).”
I would also like to pimp two other books found at http://www.VermillionRoadPress.com
One is my fictionalized memoir, and the other is a book from my husband’s old friend, Gordon Anderson. Some of you may remember Gordy from the days when he wrote the SOTS column for the Mensa Bulletin. All great Christmas reading!
Thanks, Chuck.
December 8, 2011 — 10:43 AM
Tracy Barnett says:
My object of pimpage is my multi-system, techno-magical campaign setting: Sand & Steam. It’s designed for Pathfinder, Savage Worlds, and FATE, but with a twist: rather than write the whole setting for each system, I broke the setting into sections, and am assigning each section to a specific system.
The Undercity, with dungeon-crawling and factions aligning against one another is for Pathfinder.
The Getters, an over-the-top, high-action courier service, will be for Savage Worlds.
And, the Collegium, the school of mages full of ambition and power (who also run the city), is being designed for FATE.
Right now, I’m working on the Undercity, and all of my development is being done openly in the website: http://www.sandandsteam.net. I am always looking for feedback, and all of the setting material (anything information not tied to specific game mechanics) is available under a Creative Commons license.
December 8, 2011 — 11:00 AM
ANS says:
All the pimping we need: http://blastedheath.com
BLASTED HEATH just served you. You got served.
December 8, 2011 — 11:13 AM
DeAnna says:
“…whilst reading “Tales Told Under The Covers” I definitely felt that De is the natural successor to Lewis Carroll in terms of imagination, variety, surreal madness and dark wit.” –Emma Hunneyball
“These kids were underdogs — like I was as a kid. They inspired bravery and made me laugh out loud. The stories themselves are a blast, even at their creepiest; De has the coolest imagination.” –Liz Barone
TALES TOLD UNDER THE COVERS: ZOMBIE GIRL INVASION & OTHER STORIES, by De Kenyon (that is, me!)
–Middle-grade horror, sf, and fantasy short stories.–
Ten tales of death, invasions from other realms, bullies, babysitters, liars, and the brave kids who fight back. Zombie girls who have to hide, lest they get eaten by bigger zombies. Food that bites back. Wizards who are scared of their own power. Murdered (and murderous) pets. Secret superpowers. And that last, great voyage into the unknown.
Stories to be whispered under the covers, by flashlight.
Stories to be read by firelight to the robots who come out of the woods.
Stories to be told when the witches are ready to eat you but want to hear just one more story before they shove you in the oven.
Creepy Stories. Fantastical Stories. Weird Stories.
Amazon.com
Barnes and Noble
Print
And other online stores.
December 8, 2011 — 11:14 AM
Moustafa says:
I’m gonna pimp my YouTube page where I upload time-lapsed videos of me drawing:
https://www.youtube.com/user/MoustafaChamli?feature=mhee
As well as my DA page so that people can see the images: (don’t judge the name, I was a World of Darkness Storyteller when I opened it):
http://azraelthe7thmurderer.deviantart.com/
So…clickity click or this bag of mittens gets it!
December 8, 2011 — 11:20 AM
Ken McConnell says:
Starforgers is Book One of the Star Trilogy.
Stellar Ranger Devon Ardel aims to avenge the death of her best friend Hap, killed by a new alien race known as Votainions, bent on destroying the Federation. Her vengeance leads her to join the Starforgers, a new interstellar division of the military, at a time when the Federation is on the verge of the first galactic war. The Starforgers are woefully under manned and out gunned; they are forced to make deals with cutthroat pirates and civilian merchants to protect the Federation in its hour of need.
The civilian leaders of the Federation are locked in bitter political debates about their future and the future of sentient androids known as Silicants. The Silicants want freedom from their human masters and are willing to make secret alliances to buy their freedom. The Chief Architect of the Votainion Empire’s armada is following a spiritual vision and will stop at nothing to take back what he believes is their birth rite – the home world of the Federation, Selene. His actions start a war that will rage for a thousand years and have far reaching implications.
Ebook available now on Kindle and Nook.
Thanks for the opportunity Chuck!
December 8, 2011 — 11:21 AM
A.R. Williams says:
The Blessed and the Damned
Genre: Fantasy / Dark Fantasy
Length: Main Content about 11,146 words / 45 pages
Extra Content: Behind the Scenes, Kuwar, Character Interview, and Cover Evolution
#Synopsis:
When her twin sister kidnaps her daughter, Lorna Jassan must return to Kuwar to find her. The mission forces Lorna to seek help from Weslin, a man she never wanted to see again. In the midst of her search, Lorna must keep a sixteen-year-old secret hidden, but Kuwar has secrets of its own. Can Lorna unravel them in time to rescue her daughter?
#Excerpt:
Lorna Jassan forgot how the fog smelled of ash and bone. It hung over the bay, thick and heavy, dampening all sound except the gentle lapping of waves against the Virgin Saint’s hull. Nearby, she could make out other ships in the mist. They bobbed like shadows on the waves. Fog lanterns glowed orange-yellow on their decks then disappeared as the ships passed, the soft tinkle of bells, fore and aft, the only hint that they were close and danger near.
“Captain, please prepare me a boat. I’m ready to depart the ship,” Lorna said.
“Impatient, impractical woman. Do you not listen? There are dangers in the fog,” Captain Baraheri said, disturbing the silence that surrounded them. He wore his dark hair in the religious knot of his people and a multi-colored chapan cinched around his waist with a maroon belt. He looked at her, sadness etched on his face. “I too have children and understand your plight, but this is madness.”
“I will wait no longer,” Lorna said. “My daughter is out there, lost and alone. The goddesses only know what she is going through.”
Sheridan, her man-at-arms, pulled thoughtfully on his grey-white mustache and leaned against a rail. He said nothing to choose either side, but waited for the issue to be resolved. He reminded Lorna of one of her father’s mastiffs: old, tough, reliable. She suspected he was enjoying the debate.
“There are many mysteries in the fog,” Baraheri said. “I have seen ghosts emerge from thin air and take a man’s life. I have witnessed brave men lose their minds and their courage due to the horrors of that city. They are a fierce people, suspicious of outsiders.”
December 8, 2011 — 11:46 AM
A.R. Williams says:
Thanks for this opportunity. I greatly appreciate it!
December 8, 2011 — 11:48 AM
Gloria Oliver says:
Hm, recommendations first…
Games – Dues Ex: Human Revolution (http://www.deusex.com/) – Totally ROCKED! Hadn’t had this much fun in a while. Q – my favorite key is Q! And the Typhoon weapon system for the win!
Books – I know this is weird but I’d like to suggest the Richard Castle Books. 1st one was n’t bad and they’ve gotten better each time. Covering aspects of the relationship not covered in the show as well as a ton of in-jokes and tie-ins for the show.
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=Richard+castle&x=0&y=0
Book 1 – Heat Wave
Book 2 – Naked Heat
Book 3 – Heat Rises
Now for the selfish plug part
I had a new book and an updated reprint this year from small press Zumaya Publications LLC
The Price of Mercy (Fantasy with a French 18th flair)
Which is worse…the monster within or without?
Wooing a new patron at the emperor’s ball had been Jarrin Lestrave’s only hope after being discarded by the baroness. He finds the perfect subject, but in the end doesn’t follow through on his plans. Yet the next day he finds he’s been marked a traitor to the realm-for defiling the emperor’s daughter. Something which he did not do.
The Twelve, the emperor’s secret guard, are sent after him. And when they catch him, they do not kill him. A worse fate has been set aside for him. He is to lose his humanity and become enslaved to the empire for eternity.
Then he meets his accuser-Princess Yolandra. As he battles with his rising hatred and the invisible chains thrust upon him, he begins to see that all is not as it seems-his fate tied to the possible return of the madness which once before decimated the world around them.
Sample chapters and links to trade paperback, kindle and nook at http://www.gloriaoliver.com/price.html
In The Service of Samurai (YA Japanese Fantasy)
The choice: Serve the undead or become one of them.
Toshi never expected the strange visitor who one evening stepped foot inside his master’s shop. A samurai smelling of the sea, dripping on the ground, algae strung from his armor. For the first time in his life, he discovers that monsters do roam the earth. And this one has been specifically looking for him.
Dragged from his home and all he has ever known, Toshi must now use his acquired skills in foreign maps to help the creatures who have taken him. Yet at every turn there are problems. There are even those seeking to terminate his very life, not wanting his new master to succeed in his assigned task. And when they do find it, Toshi discovers his new master’s enemies have prepared for their eventual arrival, leaving him the only one capable of recovering what has been lost. Can he do what even the undead cannot? Or will he fail and be forced to wander the world as one of them?
Sample chapters and links to trade paperback, kindle and nook versions at http://www.gloriaoliver.com/samurai.html
Thanks Chuck!
p.s. Colleen says you’re a redhead! Hee!
December 8, 2011 — 11:57 AM
S.G. Browne says:
If you enjoy social satire, The Odyssey, karaoke, or better yet all three, then you might get a kick out of Karaoke Death Squad by Eric Mays.
Mays belts out his prose with the swagger of Mick Jagger, taking you on a narrative odyssey that includes a reluctant hero, a trio of dangerous sirens, and karaoke roulette. Fun and imaginative, Karaoke Death Squad hits all the right notes.
You can also check out a review of the novel in the Austin Post HERE
December 8, 2011 — 12:07 PM
Marty says:
So I don’t have a project of my own to pimp, but let me pimp my good friend Will Hindmarch. You can find his work here at http://wordstudio.net. While Will has a lot of stuff going on, I specifically want to pimp his storygame, Always/never/now.
In the spirit of full disclosure, I need to point out that Will has been a good friend of mine for well over a decade. He has been the person behind our story games when we were in high school and college. Will introduced me to Chuck’s blog. Will is also one of the most amazing people you can ever meet.
He has a new Kickstarter Project, based on a game he ran for us way back in the 90s. Always/Never/Now finishes the story he began with us years ago. The stetting of ANN is a dystopian future, where technology is tightly controlled. This story game allows players to take control of agents who, years ago, bucked the technocratic system and are called together for one more job.
I’ve played this game. It is true to the spirit of the games we played in the 90s, but it is based around the brilliant Lady Blackbird system. This game showcases Will’s brilliance. Check it out!
His project is here: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/wordstudio/always-never-now
December 8, 2011 — 12:10 PM
Aaron Rosenberg says:
No Small Bills
My humorous SF novel about DuckBob Spinowitz–a man cursed (thanks to his own stupidity and some very cruel/creative alien abductors) with the head of a duck–who finds himself cast in the unlikely role of trying to save the universe. Aided by a Man in Black, an alien techie, and a gorgeous brain-modified woman, DuckBob sets out for the center of the galaxy but suffers a series of side trips and mishaps along the way. This is a fun, silly book in the tradition of Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, at least according to the reviewers. 🙂 It was a NOOK Bestseller its first week out, and now you can get it for the NOOK, the Kindle, or in print.
http://tinyurl.com/6lbumo9
http://tinyurl.com/5wexyw7
December 8, 2011 — 12:11 PM
Greg Stolze says:
I guess I’ll start with all the free stuff at http://www.gregstolze.com/fiction_library/index.html , the most recent of which is “Emily Speaks.” It’s a story about what would happen if all those automated voices at cash registers and gas pumps could remember you and be charming. http://www.gregstolze.com/fiction_library/Emily.PDF
If you read through the fiction library and think “My goodness, this author is delightful! If only there was some way to pay money for a longer work!” you can direct yourself to http://www.gwdbooks.com/books/gregstolze and get my urban fantasy novel SWITCHFLIPPED for five skinny dollars. (If you want a free sample before you buy, the same page has a podcast of my gruff, manly voice reading the first chunk of it.) Same book’s available physically, with pages and everything, at http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/switchflipped/18574796 .
Finally, while my Lovecraftian science-horror novel “Mask of the Other” isn’t out yet, there’s a teaser chapter at http://www.gregstolze.com/fiction_library/MOTOPreview1.pdf with monsters and a rock band in a deserted city. “Mask” is coming on December 25, just in time for everyone in the world to get a new e-reader.
-G.
December 8, 2011 — 12:17 PM
Jennie Spotila says:
I’m pimping my husband. Wait! No! Not HIM, but his toy company. It is Christmas, after all.
Do you like the art of John Kovalic? Love you some Cthulhu? My husband’s company, Dreamland Toyworks, is the creator of My Little Cthulhu and the Mythos Buddies series.
My Little Cthulhu is available in several variations:
http://dreamlandtoyworks.com/my_little_cthulhu.html
Mythos Buddies, Series One sold out quickly, but Series Two is on the way:
http://dreamlandtoyworks.com/mythos_buddies.html
Are you thinking IT MUST BE MINE? Good, then you can buy at Paizo:
http://dreamlandtoyworks.com/my_little_cthulhu.html
or at My Plastic Heart:
http://www.myplasticheart.com/pc/MLC01CTHULU//My+Little+Cthulhu
or your own local comics/games store. My husband started this company because he has always wanted to make toys, and he’s been thrilled to work with John Kovalic. I’m so proud of him for following his dream, even while he works a demanding day job. So buy one of his toys for Christmas! Thanks for this opportunity, Chuck!
December 8, 2011 — 12:23 PM
Stephen Blackmoore says:
I have two thing… three… No. Four. Four is all. That’s it.
Maybe five.
THE IRON THORN by Caitlin Kittredge. Lovecraftian, Steampunk YA. Fucking amazing. Really, really good. And the sequel THE NIGHTMARE GARDEN is coming out soon and is available for pre-order.
IRON THORN: http://www.indiebound.org/book/9780385738293/caitlin-kittredge/iron-thorn
NIGHTMARE GARDEN: http://www.indiebound.org/book/9780385738316
Anyway, it’s a fantastic book and I heartily recommend it.
CIRCLE OF ENEMIES by Harry Connolly. Third in his now sadly ended Twenty Palaces series. This is by far the best of the bunch. The other two were great but this one really digs in to you. Expands the world, the story arc and, most of all, the character of Ray Lilly, the pseudo-mage ex-con who’s trying to do the right thing and not get killed.
I’m bummed that Del Rey didn’t renew the series, but if we clap hard enough maybe Harry will write more.
Oh, look! He did. A self-pubbed prequel he’s selling on his website.
CIRCLE OF ENEMIES: http://www.indiebound.org/book/9780345508911
TWENTY PALACES: http://www.harryjconnolly.com/blog/?p=5696
The books coming out of upstart digital publisher Blasted Heath out of Scotland. http://www.blastedheath.com/
Ray Banks, Anthony Neil Smith, Doug Lindsey, and on. Great books, great authors. And cheap.
And my new favorite thing on the internet: Ask A Mortician.
http://www.youtube.com/user/OrderoftheGoodDeath
Caitlin Doughty is a mortician in Los Angeles who answers your mortician-esque questions and writes about death and related death things over at The Order Of The Good Death.
http://www.orderofthegooddeath.com/
Okay, I’m done now.
December 8, 2011 — 12:27 PM
Cate Gardner says:
I need to spread news of an author I discovered this year… Robert Shearman. He’s a master of quirky, funny, character driven speculative fiction stories.
He has two collections that can be bought at a bargain prize and one out of print collection that goes for a small fortune… I shall pimp the cheaper ones.
Love Songs for the Shy and the Cynical – http://www.amazon.co.uk/Love-Songs-Cynical-Robert-Shearman/dp/1844354601/ref=ntt_at_ep_dpt_2
Everyone’s Just So So Special – http://www.amazon.co.uk/Everyones-Just-Special-Big-Finish/dp/1844355705
They’d make excellent Christmas gifts.
December 8, 2011 — 12:30 PM
Michael Montoure says:
Good morning, Wendigites — that’s totally a word, now — you might remember my name from the three-sentence story contest here at TERRIBLEMINDS back in August. Or you might not. You’ve probably had a lot to drink since then.
Anyway, my point is, you might be interested to know that I’ve written stories longer than three sentences, many of them with whole paragraphs stacked up one after another. You can find several of them in my anthology, “SLICES.” Here comes the blurb:
“An imagined disease spreads across a city. A fading horror movie star crafts his replacement. Two thieves wait for rescue at the end of the world. Human monsters are put to their final tests. Time stands still in fairy circles, loops in on itself for a runaway child, and can be rewritten in the pages of a book. Fifteen unforgettable stories to be read in the dark.”
“Slices” Kindle Edition, $2.99. “Slices” Print Edition, $12.95. Makes a great Christmas present for someone whose sleep you’d like to ruin.
December 8, 2011 — 12:40 PM
Jason L Blair says:
Very cool of you, Chuck!
I’m a big fan of point-and-click adventure games and want to put eyes on this upcoming game from Phoenix Online Studios, developers of the lauded Kings Quest fangame The Silver Lining:
COGNITION: An Erica Reed Thriller is currently on Kickstarter. They’ve made their goal and are less than $800 from meeting their stretch goal. If you’re a fan of adventure games, please check it out (only 60-something hours left as of this writing!):
COGNITION: AN ERICA REED THRILLER
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/postudios/cognition-an-erica-reed-thriller?ref=live
Another *great* old-school-style adventure game is GEMINI RUE. This one drips atmosphere and has a fantastic retro aesthetic. The story is gripping and well-told. It’s out now from publisher Wadjet Eye Games:
GEMINI RUE
http://www.wadjeteyegames.com/gemini-rue.html
December 8, 2011 — 12:41 PM
kormantic says:
Matt Youngmark wrote a Zombie Choose Your Own Adventure! It’s called Zombocalypse Now!
http://chooseomaticbooks.com/books/
Zombocalypse Now is a comedy/horror reimagining of the choose-your-own-ending books you grew up with. You’ll be confronted with undead hordes, internet dating, improper police procedure, and the very real danger that you’ll lose your grip on reality and wind up chewing the carpets.
Discover 112 possible endings (at least 7 in which you don’t die). The print edition runs 288 pages.
Try before you buy: You can read 70 pages of Zombocalypse Now free online.
http://chooseomaticbooks.com/zombocalypse-now-excerpt/
December 8, 2011 — 12:45 PM
kormantic says:
Zombie Choose Your Own Adventure!
Zombocalypse Now by Matt Youngmark!
http://chooseomaticbooks.com/books/
Zombocalypse Now is a comedy/horror reimagining of the choose-your-own-ending books you grew up with. You’ll be confronted with undead hordes, internet dating, improper police procedure, and the very real danger that you’ll lose your grip on reality and wind up chewing the carpets.
Discover 112 possible endings (at least 7 in which you don’t die). The print edition runs 288 pages.
Try before you buy: You can read 70 pages of Zombocalypse Now free online.
http://chooseomaticbooks.com/zombocalypse-now-excerpt/
December 8, 2011 — 12:59 PM
Damien Walters Grintalis says:
I want to bring the names of two writers to your attention: Cate Gardner and Mercedes Murdock Yardley. They are both wickedly talented, and I suspect you’ll be hearing their names quite a lot in the years to come. Google them and read their available work. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed.
December 8, 2011 — 1:02 PM
Jessica Meigs says:
So totally taking advantage of this pimpage to pimp out a novel of my own. (I’ll probably be pimping another novel from someone else soon; I just have to decide which one I’d like to pimp. 🙂 )
So I wrote a book about zombies (what else is new?) called The Becoming and it got published by Permuted Press and it seems to be doing reasonably well. I’d like for it to be doing even better lol.
Paul Goat Allen seems to enjoy it:
“The first installment of a projected trilogy, The Becoming isn’t exactly groundbreaking – its narrative force comes from Meigs’ ability to write a breakneck-paced, emotionally intense story that is powered by meticulous and insightful character development. This isn’t a novel about the zombie apocalypse – it’s a novel about how a handful of heroic survivors deal with it. … One of the main characters of The Becoming is Cade Alton, a former Israel Defense Forces sharpshooter now living in Memphis. Cade, like Littlefield’s Cass, is a stand-up-and-applaud kind of heroine. She is complicated and, at times, contradictory – she is a smart, savvy, and an undeniably sexy heroine of the apocalypse. In a group of testosterone-fueled survivors that includes a Memphis cop and a former Marine marksman, Cade is the leader – and the lifeblood – of the group. … The bottom line is this: Jessica Meigs is a natural born storyteller. Her grocery lists are probably addictively readable! The Becoming was an impressively fluid and well-constructed novel – great characters, relentless pacing, and nonstop action… an outstanding beginning not only to a zombie fiction trilogy but also to a writing career. Remember the name…”
I mean, it’s Paul Goat Allen. How can you go wrong?
And this is what the book’s about:
The Michaluk Virus is loose.
In the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, the Michaluk Virus has escaped the CDC, and its effects are widespread and devastating. The virus infects nearly everyone in its path, turning much of the population of the southeastern United States into homicidal cannibals. As society rapidly crumbles under the hordes of infected, three people–Ethan Bennett, a Memphis police officer; Cade Alton, his best friend and former IDF sharpshooter; and Brandt Evans, a lieutenant in the US Marines–band together against the oncoming crush of death and terror sweeping across the world.
As Cade, Brandt, and Ethan hole up in safe houses, others begin to join them in their bid for survival. When the infected attack and they’re forced to flee, one departs to Memphis in search of answers while the others escape south to Biloxi, where they encounter more danger than they bargained for. And in Memphis, the answers that one man finds are the last answers he wanted, answers that herald a horrific possibility that there may be more to this virus than first suspected.
So, I’m assuming, if you’ve read all this, you’ll actually want to buy it or, maybe, see the cover. All that fun stuff’s right here: http://becomingzombies.com/where-to-buy-the-series/
Go, my pretties! Make a newbie horror author happy!
December 8, 2011 — 1:26 PM
Maria Zannini says:
Thank you for doing this, Chuck. And Merry Christmas to you and your family.
*** Second Chances series
It’s Metaphysical, baby! Think Richard Matheson with sass and sex.
Forget vampires, religion, and all your preconceptions of Heaven and Hell. These are angels with dirty faces and libidos.
The Devil To Pay is book 1 of the Second Chances series.
Chain of Souls is book 2.
Find both at Amazon or Smashwords.
And while I’m here, stop by my blog for the next two weeks and visit with a dozen authors who will beguile you with recipes, crafts and traditions. Some of them are even giving away presents. http://mariazannini.blogspot.com/
December 8, 2011 — 1:46 PM
Linds says:
In the name of shameless self promotion, I shall got forth and pimp my blog: http://www.hodgepodgemuse.blogspot.com where I write and about writing and the importance of libraries and post stuff I find funny and interesting from the internet in all their geeky glory.
And in the name of pimping awesome, you should check out Vera Brosgol’s graphic novel Anya’s Ghost. I found her while looking through deviantart. Her style is pretty cool and she tells a good story.
Check out her website: http://verabee.com/
Or the book: http://www.amazon.com/Anyas-Ghost-Vera-Brosgol/dp/1596437138
December 8, 2011 — 1:56 PM
Ellie Di says:
Dang, Chuck, thanks for this generous pimpin’ offer! I’d be a total asshat if I didn’t take you up on it. Here’s the wares I be peddlin’:
THE HEADOLOGY ACTIVITY BOOK (for grownups!)
This 25-page activity book is designed to combine that childhood love of playing with the deep-seated need to make ourselves more awesome. It’s crammed full of fun things to do: colouring, drawing, word games, mazes, brainstorming, planning, and creating. (Fair warning: The puzzles intentionally have no key. We need more critical thinking in the world and less flipping to the back for answers.)
THE HEADOLOGY 2012 YEARBOOK
This yearbook is designed to use that tendency as a tool, to act as a guide in your quest to level up your awesomeness by turning passive reflection into self-awareness. In these pages, you’ll remember and honor the best (and worst) elements of your year, as well as take what you’ve learned and make plans for next year. By thinking through your experience and dreaming big for next year, you’d have to be trying not have at least one breakthrough.
You can find both of the workbooks over in the Emporium. Thanks for stopping by! http://www.theheadologist.com/shop/
(Now to eyeball some books and Cthulu merchandise…)
December 8, 2011 — 2:03 PM