Apple-Obsessed Author Fella

The Wisdom Of B-Dub

This week, the tiny person turns five.

Which astonishes me. He’s a bundle of energy and joy and occasional tempestuous grumpiness the likes of which god has never seen — he’s this wonderful kinetic lightning bolt of pure weird. I love him dearly and have such fun, and further, I have fun recording all his misadventures and goofy things he says. (I’ll miss it when he stops doing this.) So, on this week, I thought it useful to Storify all that, both for my record and for your amusement.

Behold — the wisdom of B-Dub, laid bare, writ large.