Okay, last week’s challenge — “The Flea Market” — requires you crazy kids to get over there and vote for your favorite starting today, and ending tomorrow (Saturday, we’ll say noon EST). Easy enough to pick your favorite: in the comments, just write the author’s name and the story name. Participation in the challenge is not required for voting — voting is open to anybody.
As you may have seen this week, I offered up 25 Ways To Fuck With Your Characters.
And now, I want you to do exactly that.
Your task is to write a flash fiction piece wherein the protagonist of that piece is subject to some manner or method of torment, trial, and torture. It’s your job to put that character through the wringer, whether that be physical, emotional, spiritual, moral, or some combination of the bunch. I want you to fuck with and fuck up that protagonist. I want to care deeply about that character and feel every sting and barb.
Limit: 1000 words.
So, get in there, and do your worst.
You’ve got one week. Challenge ends Friday, August 12th, at noon EST.
This time, I’ll pick one random winner from the entrants. That entrant will get all three of my e-books in PDF format. Maybe that excites you. Maybe it elicits throw-up noises. Either way: them’s the deals.
You know the drill. Post the fiction at your blog. Link back here. Point us to your story in the comments.
Have fun by making sure your protagonist does not.
Go forth and torment.
Jim Franklin says:
This is my entry, erm… it’s a lot different to the stuff I usually write, ,but let me know what you think…
http://cheddarnightmares.wordpress.com/2011/08/05/ps-and-qs/
Cheers
August 5, 2011 — 7:21 AM
Amber J Gardner says:
Heh heh heh…hah hah hah…HAHHAHAH…MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
*Amber’s characters scatter in horror, cursing Wendig to hell for this*
August 5, 2011 — 7:54 AM
Darlene Underdahl says:
I always like these, but this one was especially fun.
http://darlene.underdahl.net/?p=81
August 5, 2011 — 2:05 PM
Lindsay Mawson says:
Ah, my favourite subject!
Here’s my input:
The Serpent’s Scales
http://lindsaymawson.blogspot.com/2011/08/flash-fiction-challenge-20-that-poor.html
Enjoy.
August 5, 2011 — 2:22 PM
Stephanie Belser says:
What, no word limit?
August 5, 2011 — 3:34 PM
terribleminds says:
Fixed. 🙂
1000 words, please.
August 5, 2011 — 3:35 PM
oldestgenxer says:
I’m not quite sure if I get the topic this week. Make bad stuff happen to our hero? Have ya read my other shit? I have yet to write a story where the protagonist wins the lottery and marries a woman with an oral fixation.
I Believe in Yesterday
Wait a minute. I think I have an idea….
August 6, 2011 — 1:00 AM
CB90 says:
Recently discovered this site and thought I’d have my first crack at flash fiction.
http://cbroad90.wordpress.com/2011/08/06/flash-fiction-challenge-1/
🙂
August 6, 2011 — 6:06 AM
Michael Trimmer (@MichaelSTrimmer) says:
Dear all
We’re continuing in the (mis)adventures of Sam and Rick with this week’s entry! Entitled “Rights and Responsibilities”
http://www.michaelstuarttrimmer.co.uk/rights_and_responsibilities.html
Thank you again, for all your helpful and encouraging comments in previous stories 🙂 Looking forward to hearing what people think.
Michael Trimmer 🙂
August 7, 2011 — 4:22 AM
Lily Cooper says:
first submission. be kind please
: )
http://lilycooper61.wordpress.com/2011/08/07/a-writer-writes/
August 7, 2011 — 10:52 AM
oldestgenxer says:
Yeah, I already posted a story for the challenge. But I feel like over-sharing. My blog is mostly a journal where I write about the exciting life I lead.
Yeah, I know. This challenge was actually kind of a joke to me. Make bad things happen? Fuck. Off. This is what I’ve been dealing with for the past 5 weeks. It’s longer than flash, about 3400 words. But hopefully it will make you appreciate what you have going on in your life. Do your worst, my ass.
The Day the Van Stood Still
PS–on the blog, I use aliases for people, to protect them from the innocent. I call my fiance “Detroit.”
August 7, 2011 — 2:15 PM
Louise Sorensen says:
Here is my story; The Wait http://wp.me/p1BAlV-11
August 8, 2011 — 2:28 AM
Josh says:
Monday is here, and so is my entry.
Been Caught Stealing
No relation to the Jane’s Addiction song. The title just fit.
August 8, 2011 — 12:22 PM
Samantha J. Mathis says:
Here’s mine for the week! http://samanthajmathis.tumblr.com/post/8680931494/lengths
August 9, 2011 — 2:33 AM
Duane says:
Ok. I’ll bite.
Here’s my Character-fuck: http://goo.gl/OiAb7
BtW, I love the tips.
August 9, 2011 — 10:06 AM
Dan Wright says:
Wow, I know now have an inkling of what George R.R. Martin felt like when he wrote the Red Wedding scene in Storm of Swords. Good, but kinda gross at the same time.
Anyways, here`s my entry for the week.
The Last of the Silver Brotherhood:
http://8thage.blogspot.com/2011/08/last-of-silver-brotherhood.html
August 10, 2011 — 1:44 AM
Jo Eberhardt says:
Here’s my entry for the week. Enjoy! I’m off to start reading everyone else’s stories.
No Mercy
August 10, 2011 — 9:15 AM
Chad Kallauner says:
Mine is coming! It’s been a busy week.
Don’t forget about me! 🙂
August 10, 2011 — 10:02 AM
Melissa Pascarelli says:
Here’s mine.
http://wp.me/p1alyl-1k
August 10, 2011 — 4:27 PM
Chad Kallauner says:
Here is my story:
“My Trick-or-Treat Bag”
(Yeah, yeah. I know it’s still August.)
http://samuraidork.wordpress.com/2011/08/10/flash-fiction-my-trick-or-treat-bag/
August 10, 2011 — 5:56 PM
Kate Haggard says:
Oh look, I did one! And I’m bringing the YA space opera realness to the table. Huzzah!
Ouroboros
August 10, 2011 — 9:12 PM
Lesann says:
My offering: http://lesannberry.blogspot.com/2011/08/natural-causes.html
August 11, 2011 — 3:53 AM
Brian Buckley says:
This week: suffering in iambic pentameter.
http://briandbuckley.com/2011/08/11/hey-look-its-a-kraken-sonnet/
August 11, 2011 — 6:42 AM
Sean Samonas says:
Here is my submission for the week. Enjoy: http://thedungeoncrawl.blogspot.com/2011/08/that-poor-poor-protagonist-flash.html
August 11, 2011 — 10:32 AM
Brandi Strand says:
This was super fun!
The Hole
http://writingbee.wordpress.com/2011/08/11/the-hole/
August 11, 2011 — 4:20 PM
Amy Tupper says:
My entry: http://amytupper.net/2011/08/11/breakingintheboyfriend/
August 11, 2011 — 4:55 PM
Robyn says:
Oy, I feel like I’ve tortured myself (oh, wait, that’s because I posted this crouched in the only corner of my hotel room that seems to have wifi).
http://robynettely.blogspot.com/2011/08/flash-fiction-challenge-trials.html
August 12, 2011 — 12:14 AM
Louise Sorensen says:
Good stories. I’ve read them all up to this point.
Blogger makes me crazy. Will not accept my wordpress IDfor leaving comments.
Does anyone know the trick to this???
louisesor.wordpress.com @louise3anne @twitter
August 12, 2011 — 1:42 AM
BA Boucher says:
Um…
I think I enjoyed this a little too much
“The Bus Driver had to Shit”
http://defconwhiskey.wordpress.com/2011/08/12/the-bus-driver-had-to-shit/
August 12, 2011 — 9:14 AM
CMStewart says:
http://cmstewartwrite.wordpress.com/2011/08/12/meet-my-twin-a-flash-fiction-tale/
@Wendig I already have your books so you may skip me in the drawing 🙂 TY
August 12, 2011 — 9:17 AM
Angie VanDyke says:
My first flash fiction! Good one to start with 😉
http://inkletting.wordpress.com/
August 12, 2011 — 11:52 AM
Adam Short says:
Here’s mine: http://www.shiny.org.uk/?p=45
Not what I thought I was writing, but hey…
August 12, 2011 — 4:00 PM
Chris White says:
Now I know this is too late, but three days without internet will do that to you (you’ld think I would’ve worked more on it to make it *super-awesome* but hey, that’s not my style.)
http://chriswhitewrites.wordpress.com/2011/08/14/66/
August 13, 2011 — 5:58 PM