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Ten Questions About The Testing, By Joelle Charbonneau

Joelle is an agent-mate and a friend, and I gotta tell you, she’s written a helluva young adult book here — the marketing pitch is ‘Hunger Games meets the SATs,’ which is a pretty killer hook. But as hooks go, it only just scrapes the surface. Here’s Joelle to talk about the book: Tell us […]

What The Hell Is A “Hybrid” Author, Anyway?

“Hybrid author.” Sounds like we were made in a lab. A squirmy worm-mote in a test tube. Growing at an alarming rate. Genetics forged from a hundred different authors — Joyce, Woolf, Dickens, Rowling, King, a dash of Lee Child, a squirt of Neil Gaiman, an injection of Danielle Steel. A thousand books in our […]

It’s Half-Past “You Should Quit Writing” O’Clock

*wakes up in puddle of spit and vodka* *checks watch* *glances up at calendar* Wuzza? Ugh. Oh, shit. It’s that time of the year again, isn’t it? Whoo. Okay. Deep breath. Deep breath. Do some calisthenics — is that how you spell that? “Calisthenics?” Do people even say that word anymore? Whatever. Focus. Focus. I’ll power-chug […]

Search Term Bingo: The Awakening

Once again it is that time to collect the search terms people used to (erm, erroneously) get to this website. Once again it’s time for: Search Term Bingo, baby. when a satyr fucks an elf This feels like something that fairy tale creatures have to tell their children. “Well, son, when a satyr and an elf love […]

25 Things Writers Should Beware

The act of writing is awesome. The business of writing is, nnnnggghyeah, less so. Sometimes this thing we do seems like frolicking nude across a minefield while some shady assailant fires paintballs at your crotchparts. It’s hard to know which way to step. One wrong move and you’ve given some scam-artist all your copyrights or […]