Chuck Wendig: Terribleminds

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Chris Farnell: Five Things I learned Writing Fermi’s Wake

“The Fermi is the fastest ship, and the deadliest weapon in the universe. We only need it to be one of those things.”

In this sequel to Fermi’s Progress, the Fermi continues its voyage across the galaxy, its faster-than-light engine vaporising every planet it encounters, forces unknown steering it towards inhabited worlds.

But now there is hope of a way out. An ancient, lost alien device that might negate the deadly side effects of the Alcubierre drive. As they voyage through dangers including a war-torn forest moon, a vampiric dinner party, and the terrors of their own imagination, will the Fermi’s crew find that escape?

Or will they be forced to confront the destruction that lies in Fermi’s Wake?


1. Everything is made up

The spaceship Fermi is a worldbuilding engine (despite looking a lot like the precise opposite of that). It was designed so I could introduce new planets quickly and show you their weirdest and most alien bits. If you have questions about those planets like “But how would that economy function long-term?” or “Is there even enough biomass in that ecosystem to support a predator of that size?”, I definitely have the answers to those questions. Except oh, the planet just exploded, I guess now we’ll never know.

But I still put a lot of thought into how each planet works, trying to avoid the baked-in assumptions of a (Western, 21st century) human society. Some things, like gender, are easy to blow apart and rebuild differently. But other times, you will start picking apart systems of measurement to try and find an alien alternative for a single line of dialogue, and discover once again that every unit we have can ultimately be traced back to an estimate of the length of a Mesopotamian farmer’s forearm.

A drum I love to bang is that good sci-fi shows us how much of what we assume to be universal (scientific, economic, moral) law is actually a convenient local assumption, but it’s still dizzying when you probe even a little bit into just how much that is true (So often it’s easier to just have your universal translator do the systems of measurement as well).

2. Sequels aren’t as much of a timesaver as you think

Fermi’s Progress was four novellas, but also very much one novel. So Fermi’s Wake really felt like my first go at writing a sequel. And writing sequels is great! You get to skip so much of the hard bit of starting a new book – establishing the characters, and the setting, and the rules of the story. Except I quickly found out you don’t really.

The beginning of a story is the beginning of a story, even if everyone in it had lives before it started (and you hope they did). You still have to do all the same jobs – you might know everyone’s name already, but you have to establish where they are now, whether that was two minutes or ten years from the last page of the previous book.

While we like to pretend characters are independent people running around inside our heads (and I do), they also exist to carry out a function, and that function is not going to be the same from story to story. So in a lot of ways, a sequel still feels like starting from scratch.

3. A bad draft can be more useful than a good one

When writing a Fermi novel, I write each novella, then go over each one in turn, then do another edit on the whole sequence before the final check and polish. Sometimes that first or second edit is easy. With the first story in Fermi’s Wake, I was rewriting the occasional sentence or paragraph as I went, occasionally tweaking the order of things for pacing, but that first draft was very similar in shape to the one you’ll buy.

The second novella, For the Trees, was completely different. Put bluntly, it sucked. It wasn’t just that it was bad – it was exactly wrong in every respect. The wrong characters were experiencing the wrong events, in the wrong places, with the wrong information, in the wrong order. People were in the midst of action that meant nothing to them, while the people who would have felt it most were sitting around waiting for plot to happen.

That first draft was so precisely wrong, it served almost as a perfect negative image of the good draft. That redraft amounted to almost a complete rewrite, and it was kind of exhilarating. The final result might be my favourite story in Fermi’s Wake – but it wouldn’t have been possible without that truly terrible first version.

4. Grim events don’t make for grim people

When I started on Fermi’s Progress, tone was a challenge. I had, intentionally, picked about the grimmest scenario you can imagine. A band of people who have lost everyone they ever cared about, and who know that everyone they ever meet is also doomed to die because of them. It’s a comedy.

It’s a comedy because I am physically incapable of Not Writing the Jokes, but I still wanted those deaths to matter, not just to be a glib punchline for each story.

But also, I’m here to write cool space adventures on alien planets. I didn’t want my characters spending their time sitting in dark rooms lost in their thousand-yard stares.

Fortunately, then the Covid-19 pandemic happened (Okay, I’m not entirely above a glib punchline). It was not the first globally bad thing to happen while writing these stories – I started writing Fermi in the twelve months before Brexit and Trump 1.0 kicked off – but it helped crystalise something for Fermi’s Wake that I think until then had only been subconsciously feeding into Fermi’s Progress.

Which is that when everything else is miserable, people don’t just stop. We make jokes. We get incredibly angry out of all proportion about things apparently unrelated to the source of the misery. We find little silly sources of happiness. And sometimes, on a really, really good day, we find ways to make things a tiny bit better.

The Fermi stories are about people trapped in and forced to maintain a machine that makes death, and Fermi’s Wake is when it really clicked for me why I relate to that so much.

5. Don’t hold back the good bits

The list of influences that went into the Fermi melting pot is a long one, and most of them are writ large in the book itself, but a big one is The Twilight Zone. I am an absolute sucker for a Rod Serling twist, that moment where you realise the two kissing faces you’ve been staring at have been a candle stick this whole time. There are definitely a few such twists scattered around Fermi’s Wake, but if you chase that high too far, you can easily trip into the “mystery box storytelling” trope, endlessly promising a good Rod Serling twist but never delivering the payoff. What makes The Twilight Zone such a presence today isn’t the twists, it’s that those twists capped off intriguing situations and characters we enjoyed spending time with.

I ended Fermi’s Progress with a few questions dangling over the Fermi and her crew, and in Fermi’s Wake you’ll get some of those answers much quicker than I think you’re expecting. If the promise of a future answer is how you keep your audience around, you’re not focusing enough on what’s happening on the page right now. And for me, the really interesting stuff is what changes once you have the answer, and what the characters do with it.


Chris Farnell had his first novel published in 2006. Since then, he has written jokes for the TARDIS, the employee handbook for Star Trek Lower Decks’ U.S.S Cerritos, as well as chronicling the misadventures of the deadly starship, Fermi.

Adventures and supplemental material he has written can be found in the worlds of Spire: The City Must Fall, Legacy: Life Among the Ruins, and Star Trek Adventures. And between all that he writes for the likes of Den of Geek, Rock Paper Shotgun, Film Stories, and The Radio Times. He lives in Norwich.

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Joshua Moore: Five things I learned Writing Morphenomenal

When it first appeared on American television sets in 1993, “Mighty Morphin Power Rangers” was like nothing else on TV. The brainchild of Israeli-American music producer Haim Saban, the show stitched together segments from the Japanese children’s program Super Sentai with newly recorded live-action footage, and its unexpected popularity quickly cemented the Fox Kids Network’s reputation as a pop-culture powerhouse. Garish, heartfelt, utterly strange, and bursting with irrepressible energy, the show was a dramatic departure from the animated fare that dominated kids TV at the time, and came closer than any program before—or since—to being a “live-action cartoon.”

Three decades later, the Power Rangers are global icons and a billion-dollar business. In “Morphenomenal,” journalist and lifelong fan Joshua Moore delivers a deeply researched narrative history of Power Rangers—from its inception to today—and details milestone moments for the brand and show, as well as offering fresh looks at its thriving toy line and an adult fandom that can’t get enough of those “teenagers with attitude.” Drawing on original interviews, new research, and the kinds of insights that only a true devotee can bring, this is a bold and boisterous account of one of the most unusual and beloved franchises in pop-culture history.

REDISCOVERY IS UNDERVALUED

To say that Morphenomenal was written amid a tumultuous period for the Power Rangers franchise isn’t particularly illuminating, because unrest is the brand’s fuel.

Fans have fretted about Power Rangers’ cancellation since at least the late 90s, but their fears were finally realized when, last year, current brand-owner Hasbro ceased production of the show in New Zealand (where it’d been made for 20 years) and auctioned off decades of screen-used costumes and props. Understandably, a lot of fans — conditioned for 30 years to expect a new season of the show to arrive in front of their eyeballs (and oodles of accompanying toys to invade their bookshelves) — were distraught when that didn’t happen in 2024.

I was disappointed, but more for the people down under whose livelihoods were impacted than about the show’s “demise.” There are almost 1,000 episodes of Power Rangers to enjoy; if another was never made — and there’s zero chance of that being the case, because capitalism — the world it put into the world is so much more imaginative and inspirational than 99 percent of TV shows that have ever existed.

Through the course of writing, I intently re-watched about two-thirds of those episodes, an experience that affirmed some of my prior feelings about certain seasons (Time Force remains my all-time favorite), opened my mind to others (my 23-year-old self would be aghast at his 34-year-old self’s newfound admiration for Megaforce), and forced me to engage with the show on the deepest level I ever have. It allowed me to notice things I hadn’t before — like an incredible directorial decision in the final episode of season three, “Hogday Afternoon, Part II” that subtly calls back to the series premiere. (Read my book if you wanna know what that is!) I’m still seeing and feeling different things about the show every time I watch, and I have Morphenomenal to thank for that.

I’ve loved Power Rangers since before I was potty-trained, but I’m not sure I really appreciated it before embarking on this adventure. Certainly not in the way I do now. Even if the book were a complete flop, it somehow made me fall further in love with a show I’ve loved my whole life. I hope it can invigorate others, too.

A LOT CAN HAPPEN IN TWO YEARS … AND 45 MINUTES

July 2021: The idea for Morphenomenal originates in summer 2021 while reading Claire McNear’s Answers in the Form of Questions on a Florida beach.

December 2021: I begin pitching my proposal, developed through the aid of instructive podcasts and other materials put forth by New York Times bestseller Jennifer K. Armstrong (Seinfeldia) and Kimberly Potts (How We All Became the Brady Bunch). If you ever want to write a non-fiction book, I highly encourage you to, at a minimum, listen to their now defunct podcast #Authoring.

February 2022: My wife, Stephanie, and I get married. I wore Power Rangers socks and her garter had Power Rangers helmets on it.

June 2022: I make the scariest decision I’ve ever made in my life: I leave an awesome career of 13 years for another, in part, to support development of a book that might never come to fruition.

November 2022: Stephanie is pregnant after a few months of trying. (Fuck yea!) Our son, Jason, is born in August 2023, a day after his mother’s birthday. Based on the math, he was conceived around my birthday. What a legend!

February 27, 2023: I’m sucking down Coke in a local McDonald’s, determined to fire off one last round of pitches to agents before throwing in the towel for a year or two – our kid comes first. I send an email to a man named Mark Falkin at 3:12 p.m. His response arrived 45 minutes later. He becomes my agent.

May 18, 2023: Publishers Marketplace announces that Applause Books will publish Morphenomenal in spring 2025.

I don’t think my journey to publication is unique except in the ways that all journeys to publication are unique. Every book, regardless of genre, is different in its content but also in the life happenings that accompany us as we’re writing. No matter how many other books I write, none will ever come with another Jason. This contribution to the literary world was forged in its own cocktail of panic attacks, mid-diaper change piss missiles, and stinky milk hands. And that recipe is gone forever.

Embrace your current chaos. You might miss it.

BOOKS ARE BABIES

They both need to be fed. Neither is capable of walking on their own. You’ll want to reach for a bottle of Woodford Reserve after a long day with either. There’s no ideal way to raise them. And you’ll never know how much time you really have until they’re in your life.

Jason’s existence made it incrediblydifficult to focus on writing for a while. See, I was so worried about pitching the book to agents and then, once connecting with Mark, pitching it to publishers, that I didn’t actually spend a whole lot of time writing the damn thing until putting digital ink to my contract. At the time the project was publicly announced, about 10,000 words of the actual book-to-be — the prologue and first chapter housed within the proposal, and the start of a second chapter — existed in the 80,000-word narrative history I promised to deliver by April 1, 2024.

The final manuscript is closer to 90,000, and a substantial portion — about 60,000 words — was written over the course of three months, November 2023-January 2024. It was impossible not to spend every waking moment with Jason in the early-going; I might have written 1,000 words in his first couple months of life despite taking a month of leave from my day job. Guilt persisted amid the final flurry, but the threat of a breached contract is a good motivator. Good thing I’m used to deadlines!

EVERY PERSON SHOULD HAVE TO WORK AT A NEWSPAPER

Since 2009, I have been employed, in some form, by the Lexington Herald-Leader, the paper of record in Lexington, Ky., the state’s second-largest city. I started as a part-time news assistant, eventually became a full-time news assistant, then a full-time sports reporter, then left the paper for a job in marketing but stayed on as an “on-call” reporter.

Morphenomenal wouldn’t exist without the Herald-Leader. I didn’t study journalism in college but learned everything I needed to know within the walls at 100 Midland Avenue. How to edit something when you’ve only got space for about 300 words and the story from the Associated Press wire has 894. How to distinguish between bullshit and horseshit when a coach says in a survey that they’ve got the best player in their region. How to accidentally piss off a college offensive coordinator who’s now the head coach of the Jacksonville Jaguars. Newsrooms teach you so much more about yourself and the world around you, whether you ever actually want to work as a reporter. The best years of my working life were in a small-but-mighty one.

I’m not gonna overly belabor this point, but real journalism is the most vital organ to a functioning society, and I believe that its increasingly vestigial status in the 21st century is what’s gotten us to the point where a sitting U.S. president can *insert whatever unknown batshit thing he’s done or said on the day this publishes* without repercussions.

If more people spent time with the newspapers and organizations dedicated to covering the people and places in their own community, instead of getting misled by a meme shared by a wannabe-actor-turned-grifter, well … y’know.

I SHOULD READ MORE (AND LESS)

A lot of writers say they read a lot. I am not a lot of writers.

I’m legitimately embarrassed to admit that I’ve read maybe 10 traditional books, cover-to-cover, in the last four years. (Including, yes, those mentioned above.) The last non-comic book work of fiction I remember completing was Tom King’s A Once Crowded Sky circa 2013, and even thatis experimental with its use of comic-book imagery and inserts. This is by no means a knock on comics – they were the reason I first picked up a newspaper! – but my brain would benefit from more colorless sustenance.

I am a lot of writers if “reading” is opened to the likes of newsletters, bite-sized and long-read pieces of journalism and observant and/or funny threads on Bluesky. I’d wager that I read 10,000 words a day, easy, and that’s probably underplaying it. But even when a thread posits the question, “Who would win in a fight, Goku or Mewtwo?” or an article breaks down the NBA MVP race, sirens call out from every pixel. “Take a hit of the good stuff,” they scream, waving toward the stockpile of doom that’s just a scroll away.

There’s only so much will-power a man can generate. But even one evening where a screen gets swapped out for a library book is one less evening spent stewing in a digital mud puddle. I might still get mad, but at least there will be more intention behind it.

JOSHUA MOORE is a freelance writer, marketer and on-air talent based out of Lexington, Ky. He loves and lives with his wife Stephanie, their son Jason, and two clingy cats, Maple and Steamboat. Morphenomenal: How the Power Rangers Conquered the World is his first work of non-fiction. He has self-published two books of poetry, No Fries and Dark Peace.

Morphenomenal: Bookshop.org | Barnes & Noble | Amazon

Joshua Moore: Website | Power Rangers Newsletter | Bluesky

Repeat After Me: AI Doesn’t Know Anything

Yesterday, the Chicago Sun-Times (and then also the Philly Inquirer) published an issue of their newspaper that included an insert about fun summer things, and in that was a list of fifteen great summer reads, blah blah blah. Harmless enough, until of course you realize that ten of those fucking books don’t fucking exist because the writer (“writer”), Marco Buscaglia, used generative AI to generate the list of books. (He also seems to have used it in the rest of the insert, as well.) It literally includes books by real authors that do not exist. It also bungles descriptions of existing books. And then? This went unvetted into the world, unexamined, untouched, unworried, unbothered. Someone straight up closed their eyes, hummed a song, and slammed a happy finger down on the YES PUT THIS OUT INTO THE WORLD IMMEDIATELY button.

The problems with this are so myriad, I do not think my blog has the bandwidth to publish them. I could rage-shriek terabytes of just angry ululations about how generative AI is a rash that pops up in places you don’t want it, which is to say, literally everywhere. A rash is underselling it. It’s a cancer, bloating into full on metastasis as its tendrils push through our entire information system like the shoots, roots and runners of an invasive plant out to crush everything under a mat of bedstraw and bindweed.

I’ll focus on two things.

First, this just continues to absolutely damage (and ultimately destroy) the fidelity of our information systems. We are fast approaching the point where the boundaries of fiction and truth have dissolved utterly, plunging us into a river of garbage puked up by billionaire computers and their mindless lazy-fuck users. Anything is true. Everything is false. We’re cooked.

Second, the push for AI is by billionaires and tech-bro “break everything and disrupt the world back into the stone ages” villains but it is one seized upon and urged forth by carriers like the writer (“””writer”””) of that article, Marco Buscaglia. That guy was like, “Ennh, I don’t really want to do all this work,” and so he took his brain out of his head, shoved the machine into his empty skull, and gave it a hard poke, telling it to DO SOMETHING. Generative AI is the tool of the lazy and the unimaginative, the slugabed bullshit artist, the idea-fetishist, the disinterested and callous, the ignorant eyes-forced-shut soft-boy dimwits, the people who simply don’t care enough to make the journey and care only to teleport to the destination, the people for whom work and effort and knowledge is all just an impediment to result, result, result. People who want to build a building but don’t want to ever understand how architecture works. People who want to take their driving tests in a Waymo. People who want cheat codes for everything in life. People who are definitely going to try to marry a fuck-bot someday*.

Here’s the trick, though —

These people are, unsurprisingly, rubes.

Because they misunderstand the fundamental problem with generative AI, particularly when it comes to using it for informational services

AI doesn’t know anything.

I’ll say that again, a bunch more times, because you need to get that:

AI doesn’t know anything.

AI doesn’t know anything.

AI doesn’t know anything.

AI doesn’t know anything.

AI DOESN’T KNOW ANYTHING.

AI isn’t smart. It does not have ideas. It is not sentient. It does not think. It is, almost literally, a super-fancy lorum ipsum generator. It is you giving it the parameters of a block of text, and saying, “Fill this space with the shape of the thing I’m asking about.” It will conjure not an answer, but an answer-shaped thing. That is all it does, all it can do, and all it will be able to do. Sometimes, the answer-shaped thing will contain fragments of Actual Answer. Sometimes it’ll even get it pretty close to right on. A lot of times? It’ll pollute the answer-shape with lots of made-up answer-shaped shit. Because it doesn’t know. It literally doesn’t vet the information. It cannot think its way through the information. It has no brain. It has no soul. It has no wit, no awareness, no wisdom, no knowledge. It has, at best, the cumulative wit and awareness and wisdom and knowledge of whatever it has eaten — which is to say, whatever was stolen for it by the billionaire tech-bro shitheads, stuff stolen and then crammed into its wood chipper mouth. Then it whirs and chews and chips it all into a meaty slurry, then horks up partially-digested chunks of that wit/awareness/wisdom/knowledge into the shape you want. But all the material has been smashburgered together. It is now just ground meat.

Uncooked ground meat.

It is bad at the job they are telling you it does. Further, this bad job it does comes at quite the high cost: it ruins, as noted, our information fidelity; it is based on material not offered to it but stolen for it from actual human beings who did not consent to having their life’s work ripped out of their hands and casually tossed into the wood chipper; it is destroying the environment, guzzling water, eating power.

Generative AI is a consumer. It eats and eats and eats. And all it can do with that is either throw it back up, or shit it out. And neither its shit nor its barf are nutritious.

Stop using it.

Not for art. Not for words. Not for information. Not for learning, for writing papers, for grading papers, for composing articles, for reading and parsing articles, for farming ideas, for executing ideas, for photos or drawing or videos or shitty stupid AI slop memes.

It lies because it doesn’t know not to.

It plagiarizes because that’s the only way it can do what it is tasked.

It kills the world because everybody is demanding we use it and they’re cramming it in every digital orifice across the internet and across our devices.

Just say no to generative AI.

And definitely, definitely don’t have it write a goddamn article for you, and definitely definitely DEFINITELY do not publish that fucking article.

WTF JFC FFS.


* I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to judge you for marrying your fuck-bot, I feel like that’s kinkshaming, and neither you nor your fuck-bot deserve that. Unless of course your fuck-bot is built using generative AI, in which case, it goes in the volcano, sorry.


Anyway, buy my book or I perish in the abyss. No AI was used in writing the book, because art and story is by people, for people, and I am people. Also I’m not a lazy fucking rube.

Caitlin Starling: Five Things I Learned Writing The Starving Saints

Aymar Castle has been under siege for six months. Food is running low and there has been no sign of rescue. But just as the survivors consider deliberately thinning their number, the castle stores are replenished. The sick are healed. And the divine figures of the Constant Lady and her Saints have arrived, despite the barricaded gates, offering succor in return for adoration.

Soon, the entire castle is under the sway of their saviors, partaking in intoxicating feasts of terrible origin. The war hero Ser Voyne gives her allegiance to the Constant Lady. Phosyne, a disorganized, paranoid nun-turned-sorceress, races to unravel the mystery of these new visitors and exonerate her experiments as their source. And in the bowels of the castle, a serving girl, Treila, is torn between her thirst for a secret vengeance against Voyne and the desperate need to escape from the horrors that are unfolding within Aymar’s walls.

As the castle descends into bacchanalian madness—forgetting the massed army beyond its walls in favor of hedonistic ecstasy—these three women are the only ones to still see their situation for what it is. But they are not immune from the temptations of the castle’s new masters… or each other; and their shifting alliances and entangled pasts bring violence to the surface. To save the castle, and themselves, will take a reimagining of who they are, and a reorganization of the very world itself. 


Write the book however it needs to be written.

    Here’s the scene: it’s the fall of 2020, my second novel isn’t even on shelves yet. I need to come up with something to pitch to my publisher (who will ultimately pass on it as too weird, but I have no indication of that yet). I’ve had to do fairly big structural revisions on both The Luminous Dead and The Death of Jane Lawrence, so my agent and I assume this project will be exactly the same. But I write fast, so how about I just write the thing, and we figure out what we’d change, and that can be the pitch?

    Except this book has multiple points of view (something I’ve never done) and is set in a secondary world that looks like medieval western Europe (something I’ve never done) and has a far more sprawling cast and setting than my other work (oh yes, something I’ve never done).

    Cue panic. Crippling, terrible anxiety. Second book syndrome. The yips. Whatever you want to call it. I was absolutely terrified. But I also knew I wanted to write this book, and I knew I had to get started.

    So I wrote The Starving Saints out of order.

    I don’t mean I wrote some chapters and then had to rearrange them. I don’t even mean I hopped ahead to write a scene I was excited about, then worked my way back. I mean that, in the depths of deep anxiety over if I could pull this thing off, I wrote sentences out of order. Just little blips of phrase, floating in a big blank space, and then I’d patchwork-jigsaw them together over the course of days.

    Not all of it was like this – there were some scenes I could write start to finish, the way I usually draft. But more often than not, I had to write out of order to trick myself into getting words on the page. I could come up with a sentence in isolation! That was doable! And then, look, surprise, I could see how to catch up to it eventually.

    This came to a head in the final climactic fight. I had borrowed a relative’s apartment for the weekend while she was out, and had loaded up on food (and not a small amount of alcohol). I was going to finish this book, dammit. So I wrote out several pages of notes: which characters had which items and which unfinished business and which existing wounds, and then I started juggling.

    I have never written a book like this before or since. It was wild. It was uncharted territory. It was as anxiety inducing as it was relieving. But it worked, and that’s the important part: sometimes you just have to change up your process to get a book out. I’ve run into it in the several books I’ve written since (while we quietly looked for another home for The Starving Saints), and each one I’ve had to find new and different techniques for getting around various blocks and anxieties and life changes.

    Follow the bouncing ball.

      The Starving Saints was the first multi-POV book I ever wrote. This might come as a surprise; I feel like most fantasy writers come to larger casts quite naturally. But for me, I’ve always been a solo narrator kind of girl; knowing when to change cameras, so to speak, while still maintaining a coherent vibe and narrative, felt impossible.

      But I went into this book knowing I had three leads. Three voices I would need to balance and trade between. This book started its life as a game concept, with three initial character ‘classes’ to serve as inspiration. That’s right: Ser Voyne is the warrior, Phosyne is the mage, and Treila is the rogue.

      I could tell you the nuts and bolts version of how I tracked the POVs (it involves color labels on scrivener files), but what stood out more to me and informed the final feel of the book was the experience of following the characters. I quickly established a rhythm that felt, for all the world, like a continuous camera shot, focused on a plate moving through a busy kitchen. Every time the plate changes hands, the camera follows the plate, and we learn something about the person carrying it.

      This isn’t always literal; chapters don’t start immediately from something that ended the previous one. The characters do get physically separated at times. But I always chased that feeling; when I couldn’t capture that momentum, I knew something was going wrong. Back up, try again. Follow the bouncing ball.

      Magic can be ineffable.

        I wrote The Starving Saints fresh off of editing The Death of Jane Lawrence. For those of you unfamiliar with Jane, the magic system in that book is based on real world esoteric magical practices combined with some chaos magic, which is probably most quickly described as, imagine you’re in The Matrix. Will equals reality type stuff. Jane is also from the perspective of an autistic accountant who’s getting really into calculus during the events of the book, which combines into a tense mash up of rules-based logic and force of will power.

        Going into The Starving Saints, I wanted to do something different. On the one hand, I could have gone in the direction of magic is known, magic has rules, magic is essentially a math equation with limits. On the other hand was something far more wibbly-wobbly: instinctive but nonsensical appearing power.

        Like in Jane, I thought it would be more interesting for our magic user (in this case, the heretical nun Phosyne) to not understand what the fuck she was doing. And, more importantly, she can’t explain it to anybody else, either. She can purify water. How? It involves rat poop! An ever-burning candle? Some sulfur and a particular musical note. She has no spellbooks available to her, no tutors, not even really trial and error. She comes from a religious background based in engineering and the scientific method, but she winds up relying on intuition and coincidence. The sort of magic you only learn by catching a particular angle of the sun on the river, and something inside of you clicks into place.

        Of course, you (the writer) still need to establish some rules behind the scrim of unreliability. I can tell you Phosyne’s magic is ultimately element-based, with some connections to alchemical theory. I can tell you who can and can’t access these skills, and what it means that Phosyne is seemingly a natural. And through the book, I’ll give you the crumbs you need to put it together yourself, or, at least, to believe what I’m telling you. But overall, the effect is this: magic is not something designed for humans to understand. 

        The creatures that do are dangerous.

        Cannibalism comes in many flavors.

          Ah, cannibalism. Gut-turning, triggering, and–sexy?

          Broadly speaking, I find cannibalism falls into a few distinct camps in the public consciousness:

          1. True crime cannibalism. The gross-nasty. Dahmer and Nilsin. For some reason, a lot of these real-life cases and stories inspired by them include absolutely atrocious attempts at cooking.
          2. Survival cannibalism. Your Donner Party, your tragedy of the Essex, your Uruguayan rugby team in the Andes. Depending on how people are driven to eat each other, we feel either pity or queasy sympathy.
          3. Xenophobic exaggerated cannibalism. You know the kind; such and such ‘savage’ tribe eats people! How monstrous! Except, when you dig a little deeper, it’s usually not so simple, or so legit. Accusing another group of society-level cannibalism is a great way to dehumanize them. 
          4. Aesthetic cannibalism. This is where we hit NBC’s Hannibal, and a shocking amount of queer media. Cannibalism as art, cannibalism as desire, cannibalism as transgressive temptation.

          For The Starving Saints, I pulled heavily on both survival and aesthetic cannibalism. The people of Aymar are poised on the edge of eating their dead to survive when the Constant Lady and Her saints arrive with feasts; the king and his council are discussing the best way to process the dead and distribute the meat as part of rations in a way that won’t spark panic. And when the Constant Lady sets Her tables, Her dinner guests can’t see the true nature of what they’re eating.

          In both cases, the origin of the food is intentionally concealed. 

          There’s nothing people hate more than being tricked into cannibalism. And it can be argued that cannibalism is a cheap trick all around. An easy way to disgust the average reader. But, done well (and by well, I mean thoughtfully, with nuance and specificity), there’s much to mine from it. Luxurious descriptions of feasts can both turn the stomach and entice. And there’s a certain intimacy involved, when the food is beautiful and delicious, when it is fed by hand, when everybody around you is indulging and in ecstasy from the transgression. When there’s no other food available, wouldn’t it be pragmatic to give in?

          And is one bite really enough to damn your soul?

          Lady knights can be sad war criminals, too.

            Okay, upfront: we’re not talking about genocide here. I do have lines that can’t be crossed for me to still find a character sympathetic. But war is gnarly, and soldiers are constantly put in positions of complicity, guilt, heroism, honor… and lady knights are a fantastic place to play with all of that complexity. 

            My OG lady knight obsession was Ser Cauthrien from the video game Dragon Age: Origins. She’s Teyrn Loghain’s right hand woman, before and after he heinously betrays the country of Fereldan in an attempt to protect it from a perceived foreign enemy, Orlais. He grew up in a country under occupation and is the hero who liberated it; she grew up in that shadow and was shaped indelibly by it. So when he becomes obsessed with the idea of Orlais re-invading, to the point where he ignores the actual big bad and does horrible things to the country he loves, she’s along for the ride… right up until she is faced with the player characters, who can convince her that she’s chosen the wrong side. (Or who can just lock swords with her for one of the most difficult optional fights in the game.)

            Has she done horrible things? Absolutely. But she did them out of loyalty and love, and is haunted by them all the same. It’s tragic and crunchy and messy.

            So back to The Starving Saints, and one of the protagonists, Ser Voyne. Ser Voyne was a war hero, but she’s now been reduced to, essentially, a trophy; she’s at the king’s side whether she wants to be or not, paraded around looking fancy but kept from doing what she really wants to do: serve her country. She’s got skeletons aplenty behind her, and regrets, and a whole lot of impotent rage at her situation… and that’s before she’s trapped in a castle under siege, unable to liberate it herself, unable to do anything but watch everything fall apart.

            And then one day, the goddess she regularly prays to appears in the flesh, offering a better leader to serve…

            Mmm mmm mmm, that’s some good cooking.


            Caitlin Starling is the nationally bestselling author of The Death of Jane Lawrence and the Bram Stoker-nominated The Luminous Dead. Her newest novels, The Starving Saints and The Graceview Patient, epitomize her love of genre-hopping horror; her bibliography spans besieged castles, alien caves, and haunted hospitals. Her short fiction has been published by GrimDark Magazine and Neon Hemlock, and her nonfiction has appeared in Nightmare, Uncanny, and Nightfire. Caitlin also works in narrative design, and has been paid to invent body parts. She’s always on the lookout for new ways to inflict insomnia.

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            The Evernight Edition

            Had a few folks ask about the Evernight Edition (from Illumicrate) for The Staircase In The Woods, and I did not think it was available for those who did not subscribe to that particular book box. And yet! Apparently there is some overage they buy, and they then make that overage available to purchase as an individual box — so, if you want that, just click this link and go for it.

            Note, it is in the UK, but I’m to understand they’ll ship stateside!

            Above is a shot of the sprayed edges (aka, SPREDGES) of the book — I am hesitant to show much more yet of what is honestly a truly beautiful edition of this book, because you could argue it offers up some spoilers. But it is RILL PRETTY, and I’m very lucky that such a cool thing was made.

            (You can also get a signed, personalized hardcover from Doylestown Bookshop here, if you’d rather.)

            (Also, did I mention it’s gone into a second printing already??)


            This is how they describe it at their site —

            We’re delighted to present our Evernight April 2025 box!

            Be careful when you go into the woods, for there are horrors which might haunt you forever . . .

            Our April Evernight book is a standalone psychological adult horror! Twenty years ago, a group of friends camping in the forest found a staircase in the woods which appeared to lead to nowhere. But when one friend walked up, they vanished—and so did the staircase. Twenty years later, the staircase returns and so does the group, gathering to find their missing friend and discover the truth of the staircase in the woods.

            Our Evernight Exclusive edition is a Royal hardback and features:

            If you like spooky house books and the friend group aspect of IT, we think you’ll enjoy this one!

            The book at a glance:

            • Standalone psychological adult horror
            • Featuring: exclusive redesigned cover; full colour art on the hardback; digitally printed edges; illustrated endpapers; bonus content; signed by the author
            • Diverse cast, queer representation

            Jessica Levai: Five Things I Learned Writing The Glass Garden

            Dr. Therese Blake is a homebody archaeologist devoted to the history of planet Earth. But when her sister Lissy makes a stunning discovery near an abandoned colony on a distant exoplanet, the sisters team up to discover its secrets.

            Eerie, luminescent images cover the walls of an underground cavern. The glass garden looks like a payday to Lissy, who’s been struggling to turn a profit to keep her salvage crew fed and paid. Therese, however, insists on careful academic procedure. She can’t figure it out: Is the anomaly an artificial creation–or a living organism?

            As the anomaly’s mystery draws the sisters into an obsessive orbit, it turns out neither greed nor science can offer protection from its relentless gravity.


            I can totally write a long-form story in 500 words a day.

            When I started this book, all I really had was the image of the stained-glass window and the idea that it did something bad. I didn’t know what, or why, or to whom. I certainly didn’t know how it was going to end. As someone who likes her outlines, this was worrisome.

            So I decided I would try to write by the headlights, as that quote from E.L. Doctorow explains. I made up some characters, put them on a spaceship because why not, and took it from there. I found myself focusing on descriptions—kind of unusual for me.

            That first draft is interesting to me now. Plot points and whole characters are introduced and slowly disappear from the narrative as I learned what was necessary and what wasn’t. The story consumed them, which is fitting, but the draft preserves their ghosts.

            Anything can be inspiration.

            Especially if you’re going slowly, which makes this a corollary to my first point. Did I mine my background as an Egyptologist and former professor, stuff which just happened to be lying around on the floor of my brain, as fodder for this story? Absolutely.

            But I also learned to appreciate things I found my path. Literally. I make reference to a poor bunny rabbit on the sidewalk one summer afternoon, its inner workings on display between ministrations from the local birds. People ahead of me were clearly disgusted. I was fascinated. I mean, how often do you get to see a wild animal so closely? I went home and wrote a description of what I’d seen, which led my brain to make a connection, then another, and now that bunny lives on in my novella, where he is of course still quite dead.

            Research is important, but confidence in what you’ve made up is key.

            One of my characters is a scientist. Another is a starship engineer. I am neither of those things, though I did intern at an engineering firm in college. This helped me know where to go when the scientist needed a panoply of gear to do his job. I read up on various sensors and added them to his cart, like how it used to be my job to collate and send press releases for new products.

            The engineer was a little trickier, so I did that writer thing where I make stuff up. Grounded in my own frustrations with tech, of course. I have no idea if the engine room I created lines up with those of real interstellar ships (and at this point in technology, no one does) but it was important to me writing the story that I not care. This was my ship, and my character, and together we knew all we needed to know. The best compliment I got when sharing these scenes with my writer friends was when the engineer among them told me, “The engineering feels real.”

            You put ship names in italics.

            As a grammar and punctuation nerd, I’m a little embarrassed that I didn’t know this rule. A ship’s name is treated like the title of a long-form work. That makes perfect sense. A ship is a big story, after all, with a beginning, middle, and end. Absolutely crammed with details. It deserves the italics.

            I am a horror writer.

            In soliciting blurbs for this book I received an ancillary comment that stuck with me: “You write some messed-up stuff, Jessica, gotta say.”

            This isn’t the first time I’ve heard something like this. A beloved professor reacted to my first published short story with “EWWWW!” But I never considered myself a writer of “ew,” or “messed-up.” I never considered myself a writer of horror. Dark fantasy, sure. The occasional twisted fairy tale. Is a cannibal wedding really “ew?” I hadn’t thought so. There’s a chance I was just too close to the idea; I remember Tim Gunn telling a designer, who used human hair as fringe, that the designer had been in the monkey house at the zoo for too long and didn’t notice what was obvious to newcomers.

            Maybe my hesitation to take on the moniker is left over from my childhood. I can recall in great detail the pieces of media that sent me out of the TV room to cower. Even today, I come to a lot of horror through summaries on Wikipedia, and go no further. I don’t like being scared. I’m the weenie Emily C. Hughes is writing for. The idea that I create horror seemed counterintuitive. Sure, I wrote a vampire novella, but it was a tragic love story and composed in sonnets, for cryin’ out loud.

            But the more I think of it, horror is a vast, varied genre, and I do love it. I love beautiful horror. I love elegant monsters in human form, non-human form, and transformations between. I love dark spaces and magic.

            And I write it.


            Jessica Lévai has loved stories and storytellers her whole life. After a double major in history and mathematics, a PhD in Egyptology, and eight years of the adjunct shuffle, she devoted herself to writing full-time. You can find her work at Strange Horizons, Cossmass Infinities, and Reactor Magazine. Her first novella, The Night Library of Sternendach: A Vampire Opera in Verse, won the Lord Ruthven Award for Fiction. She dreams of one day collaborating on a graphic novel, and meeting Stephen Colbert. Check out her website, JessicaLevai.com, for links and more.

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