
If you like
a) apple agriculture b) suburban folk horror c) cults
Then boy howdy do I have a book for you — Black River Orchard is just shy of two bucks on your favorite electromagic bookreaderplatformbuyer, which is to say, “wherever you buy your e-books.”
That means: Bookshop, Kobo, Amazon, B&N, Apple, etc
It’s a book I’m quite proud of! So go try it out if you haven’t. Tell everyone. *cue Gary Oldman in The Professional* EVVVVERRRRYOOOONNNNE
Also a reminder that The Staircase in the Woods is out in paperback now, and The Calamities launches in August, and you can preorder at Doylestown Bookshop for a bunch of goodies and unique personalizations where I personally name your DEMONIC PROGENITOR allllll for you, Damien. All for you. I’m working with an artist whose name might rhyme with Matalie Netzger to do some more cool sticker art stuff too.
Oh! And if you haven’t seen the Calamities cover under the cover…

Okay love most of you, bye!







Margo says:
I loved Black River Orchard, loved The Staircase in the Woods more than I thought I would (it was scary!) and I have no doubt that I will love The Calamities when it comes out. I hope that qualifies me to be one of the ones you love.
March 28, 2026 — 7:59 PM