Hello, ye minds-that-are-terrible, wouldst thou like to live deliciously? Then please, sit back, relax your eyes until your gaze blurs, and let me psychically pump waves of various news frequencies into your frontal cortex!
Black River Orchard, On Sale
Remember that wine, Two Buck Chuck? Well, I think any time any of my books go on sale, that book is a Two Buck Chuck book — er, assuming it’s two bucks, which in this case, Black River Orchard most certainly is.
You can find it anywhere you procure electronic tomes for your digital reading slate. I certainly recommend Bookshop.org as an option, and Kobo, too, though certainly there’s also Amz, B&N, Apple, and more.
For a mere two ducats you can enjoy a town whose people are warped and mutated by a sinister apple that has begun to grow there — the Ruby Slipper.
Paperback Release for Staircase in the Woods, Signed, Personalized, Bestickered
I still have some lovely Natalie Metzger-made stickers left for Staircase, and the paperback comes out the first Tuesday in March —
If you buy from Doylestown Bookshop, they’ll send it to you, but not before I gladly sign and personalize for you, and include a sticker (as supplies last) and also offer you a unique personalization in the form of your room inside the sinister house beyond the stairs…
Or: Come Find Me, Moo Hoo Ha Ha
You can also get your book signed and personalized (no promises on the stickers) when I go to hang out with Clay McLeod Chapman in NYC at the Twisted Spine Bookstore on March 5th — tickets here.
Or, or, or, when I join Eric LaRocca for his launch of Wretch at Thrillerdelphia on Thursday, March 26th! Tickets here.
And More To Come
Got more to come, including some more cover reveal stuff for both The Calamities and The Boy Who Dreamed Of Doors, and a potential May the 4th event…
OKAY BYE
