HEYYYY so every year, I tend to get Very Cool People who decide to buy my books as holiday gifts for friends, loved ones, cherished foes, or, y’know, themselves. And I like to offer the opportunity to get signed, personalized books shipped to you if you want ’em, and here’s how that happens —
You click here and order from Doylestown Bookshop.
Ah, but you don’t just get signed, personalized books, ohh no.
You also get:
COOL STICKERS (wendig-themed, as supplies last)
and
A UNIQUE HOLIDAY-THEMED PERSONALIZATION in which I describe a horror holiday gift (e.g. “a wet cardboard box full of blood” or “an AI avatar of your dead grandmother you can use to play Fortnite and also she’s going to murder you in the middle of the night”).
All the details are at the link above.
Note that orders have to be in by 11/30 for guaranteed holiday shipping — orders ordered after that may still get the stickers and personalizations but may not arrive in time for the horrordays I mean the holidays.
That’s it. Easy-peasy, hearts-a-squeezy.
(Psst: these are the books in the promotion.)
Anyway! Don’t forget to summon the Dread Lord Santa Satan Chuck to deliver books and kooky shit to all the very wonderful readers out yonder in the fiery hell-world that is 2025. Please to enjoy scary books and weird joy.
