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Spookytime Sales

Real quick, ye mighty Wendig readers on a budget — some sales are happening right now. I don’t know why they’re happening. I don’t know how long they will go on for. But they’re there now, so get on it —

Staircase in the Woods? $2.99 on digital. And that means it’s at all the proper sites, which is to say, Bookshop.orgKoboAmzAppleB&N, and so forth. I continue to be glad people are finding this book. Help others find it!

At the same sites, The Book of Accidents in e-book format: $4.99.

Zeroes and Invasive (two books set in the same world, ignore the stuff that says one is a sequel to the other) are both six bucks.

Blackbirds is apparently on the opposite of a sale, suddenly spiking to $16.99 for some godfucked reason, so I guess don’t buy that.

And Canines and Cocktails by me, Kevin Hearne and Delilah Dawson is an Audible Monthly Deal for October, whatever that means.

OKAY GOOD please check out the books if you haven’t (and libraries are also a truly excellent way to get these). If you’re so inclined to spread the word and tell folks, and leave a review, I’ll love you forever. Even after we die. Our corpses will have long gone to fetid mold and the clump of moist goo that once was my flesh will still love the wad of damp ooze that once was your flesh and one dark night we will run together, our ooze and our goo, and we will become one, and lightning will strike that spot on midnight that night in a fortuitous moment, and we will rise from the earth, alive again, one great miasmatic beast full of love. And lightning, probably.