Psst, One Week Left For Exclusive Staircase Preorder

PSST. One week left — less than one week, actually, since it ends 4/29 — to get in your preorders from Doylestown Bookshop. Which means you get cool stickers (long as the supplies hold out) and also a unique [REDACTED FOR SPOILERS] personalization —

And, to talk about that personalization for a moment, some people have asked what it is, and I’ll say, it’s similar to the “I invent an evil heirloom apple all for you” vibe, but, uhh, specific to this book.

For those who really, really gotta know, I’ll spoil it now under this ROT13 cipher, which you can decipher here —

Lbh jvyy trg lbhe irel bja ebbz vafvqr gur ubeevoyr ubhfr gung jnvgf orlbaq gur fgnvef

That deadline is not a deadline to preorder the book in general, just the preorder deadline for Doylestown Bookshop to ship to you with all goodies and such intact. You can of course still preorder from your local, or get the book from the events I’ll be attending —

So! Yes! Book! Soon. Sorry for shouting and doing the marketing book promo dance, as certainly there is A LOT OF STUFF GOING ON RIGHT NOW and this kind of thing feels trivial and silly. But hope you need a good book as much as I do right now, and further, I hope this book, my book, fits that bill.

And hope to see you out on the road so we can commiserate about, well–

*gesticulates wildly*

OKAY LOVE YOU BYE