Hey, real quick, while I have you here* —
First up, Staircase in the Woods has a new preorder link at Doylestown Bookshop, since they switched over their ordering system. Pre-orders already made still count, but going forward, this is the new link here. Note that by preordering through my local, they’ll ship directly to you; I’ll sign it and personalize it to you, a loved one, or a cherished foe; you’ll get a COOL STICKER from Natalie Metzger; and a unique inscription that — well, is unique to you. To tell you what it is is a bit of a spoiler, so I’ll spoil it here with some ROT13 code that, if you wanna know, you gotta decipher:
V jvyy anzr va gur vafpevcgvba n havdhr ebbz whfg sbe lbh va gur Ubhfr Orlbaq Gur Fgnvef
Again, that link to pre-order is right here.
Also, Black River Orchard is now on sale for $1.99 at all the electric bookmonger sites. That includes: Amazon, B&N, Kobo, Apple, etc.
Note though if you want signed, personalized copies of Orchard, I can do that also through Doylestown Bookshop — and I have a new batch of evil apple stickers to go along for the ride, plus your very own evil apple variety named in the book. FUN FOR THE HELLIDAYS. I mean holidays. Shh.
Hell, I can sign and personalize anything you order through Doylestown. Got kids? Monster Movie! and Dust & Grim! Are you a writer who is feeling abject horror at the state of the world and don’t know how to proceed? Then Gentle Writing Advice is all yours.
So have at it.
Okay bye.
*duct-taped to a chair