AHOY, FRANDOS. A bit of news! A spot of news, perhaps, in the British parlance, or even a spotted dick of news? A bubbles-and-squeak of news? Whatever. Anyway, hey, look —
Black River Orchard is up for its second award! It’s on the final list for best horror at the Locus Awards, amidst truly spectacular company. Company so good it is 100% true to say, “It’s an honor to be nominated,” because it’s like getting to hang out at a cool party I wasn’t technically invited to. I mean, the list is: Tananarive Due, Grady Hendrix, Stephen Graham-Jones, T. Kingfisher, Victor LaValle, Alix Harrow, Isabel Cañas, Silvia Moreno-Garcia, Elizabeth Hand? What is my life that I could be counted among them?
It’s wild. I’m thrilled. I’m very glad my strange APPLE CULT SUBURBAN FOLK HORROR novel was just too weird to die, and it’s out there in the world and people seem to be liking it. (I ask here that if you liked it, spread the word, if you please. Leave a review! Yell about it! Throw it at people!)
So, thanks, Locus, and readers.
Also–
Hey, if for some reason you haven’t checked out my very first published original novel, Blackbirds, now is your chance, as it is a mere $2.99 amongst your various electronic bookmongers. That book paid very little at the outset but just keeps on keeping on, and has ultimately been one of my most broad spectrum successful things. It launched as urban fantasy, which it really wasn’t, then was branded by its current publisher as supernatural suspense, which I suppose isn’t entirely inaccurate? I think of them as horror-crime novels, all six books. Though it’s also a weird love story? A horrifying one, but sweet, too? And it is a series, and it does complete, telling one entire tale of a woman who can see how you’re going to die when she touches you. Which makes her a less than pleasant person, and Miriam really goes through some shit, lemme tell you. Anyway! It’s not just the first book on sale, but also, the next two in the series — Mockingbird and The Cormorant, too. (In fact, I think Blackbirds is in Kindle Unlimited? Somehow? I dunno.)
Hopefully they continue to reach new readers and folks discover and rediscover these books because I love them very much. Miriam Black holds a special place in the dead bird’s nest that is my heart. (Incidentally, these books are also where I really started to take a liking to birds! I mean, I didn’t hate birds before, I wasn’t like, “Eat shit, titmouse,” giving every winged thing a swift clumsy high kick.)
Blackbirds — Amazon, Kobo, B&N, Apple, etc. Same for the next two books.
And if you like ’em, please yell about them, too. Go Tiktok them. Is that a verb? Tiktok? TIK THE TOKS. TOK THE TIKS. I am old now. Ashen and gray. Don’t you judge me.
Also if you’re looking for another great book to read, also currently on deep cut sale for $1.99 — Delilah S. Dawson’s The Violence. Was my favorite book of hers before Bloom, but then Bloom happened, because BLOOM.
What else is up? Ummm. I got edits back for my next adult novel, Staircase in the Woods, and that’s been consuming my time and my brain like a much nicer brain-worm than the one RFK Jr. had. And I turned in my now-accepted story for the End Of The World As We Know It anthology, the one that takes place in the world of Stephen King’s The Stand, one approved by THE KING HISOWNSELF, which is so neat I’m trying not to hyperventilate.
Did you read my interview in Writer’s Digest, by the way? Go for it, if not.
And in one month, Imma be in Portugal for a bit.
Just cruising around.
Eating egg tarts.
As one does.
(If you have Portugal recs, hit me with ’em.)
OKAY BE GOOD
BYE
Here’s a picture of a new fox in our yard, btw.
Fatima says:
Are you on the continent for this trip? My family are from the Azores, a group of islands in the middle of the atlantic. I reccommend the tarts as I had many a tart. Also, try the caldo verde, it’s a potato soup, with sausages, and kale. Yup, we did kale before the hipsters learned about it. (Super tasty, I hope you find it. I miss my mom’s receipe.)
I have read a lot of horror lately and maybe it’s my way of processing the last couple of years. I look forward to the next read.
Have a good rest.
May 10, 2024 — 9:14 AM
terribleminds says:
Yup, on the continent. Azores won’t be in the cards on this trip, sadly. But one day!
May 10, 2024 — 9:24 AM
Ian Vogel says:
Hey Chuck, I am a former student of author Richard Thomas, whom you know. I worked in video games for about 20 years before my wife and I moved to Portugal/ fled the US last year. We live in Braga, to the northeast of Porto. If you swing through the north, let me know, and I’ll suggest a couple of things. My email is in the comment info, so I hope you get it. Otherwise, enjoy!
May 10, 2024 — 9:18 AM
terribleminds says:
I’ll be in Porto, for sure!
May 10, 2024 — 9:20 AM
Ian Vogel says:
The Dom Luis bridge is pretty touristy, but worth it for views. Also, sunset is a wonderful time to be atop the bridge. Stunning.
There are some other suggestions here that are better explained than by myself: https://portolover.com/sightseeing-attractions.html?gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwi_exBhA8EiwA_kU1MkBmBMksUuCXaAhPPp_-bC3iY7DvmwsURU5Ti-Pnl96AFbeoVsORpxoCp3oQAvD_BwE
That said, it’s a hilly city, so don’t wear heels or engineer boots.
If you are in Porto for more than a few days or you want a quieter break, you can rent a boat in the Ribeira area (the tourist area directly underneath the Dom Luis bridge) for 2-3 hours that goes up the Douro River to wine country, which is amazing and old. And it won’t take up too much of your day.
For food, I find Portuguese cuisine fresh but not super spicy, including salt. However, you should still get the cod with potatoes at a nice restaurant. The pastry called pasta del nata is famous for a reason—it’s very good.
It’s always considered good manners to say “bom dia,” (good day) to people before lunch, “boa tarde” (good afternoon) after lunch, and “boa noite” (good night) after dark. And “Obrigado” means thank you, which is generally appreciated (the language can be tough to learn).
This is the library that allegedly influenced Harry Potter novels. It’s really cool, but you need tickets. https://www.livrarialello.pt/en/home
I hope you can mosey about and get a bit lost too.
Feel free to email me if you want a fellow wanderer to show you and your wife or family a few things. I love it here, and I’d be happy to do so.
Boa viagem!
May 10, 2024 — 10:21 AM
terribleminds says:
Thanks, Ian! That’s very kind of you and I appreciate the suggestions.
May 11, 2024 — 2:09 PM
Grace Aguila says:
Congratulations on getting into the anthology. I’m looking forward to reading the story.
May 10, 2024 — 9:54 AM
Wevs says:
You should get all the Miriam books collected into one volume. I’d buy it and read ‘em again.
May 10, 2024 — 10:30 AM
Paige says:
In Porto, Chama is a fun, warm, artsy dinner place. Requires reservations- via email.
Lea is a cool restaurant/music/cafe on Boavista, away from the tourist areas. So much to see and do and eat, have fun!
May 10, 2024 — 11:38 AM
FaeryDesign says:
I LOVE MIRIAM BLACK SO MUCH! Most of my friends don’t read horror, they want to escape from terrible reality to nice books. Like, my sister also loves NK Jemisin, but when I started gushing about the Broken Earth series, it turns out that she couldn’t even finish the first one. So sad for my desire to discuss books, lol.
Can I help it that I identify so much with broken, angry women? Who can afford therapy, I want to watch my avatars burning it all down, yet somehow also saving the day/world.
PS, I didn’t pick up the book right away … it was after more books came out, and you w-posted about how Miriam reacted to her “friend” decided that he’d been a nice guy long enough to “deserve” sex. But I also have to start a series from the beginning, lol. When I got to the scene, it was everything it was advertised, and I was sooo hooked on the character and her world.
I don’t know if publishers do print-on-demand, but a collected volume doesn’t need to be a “collector’s edition” or something, sometimes I just want something on the shelf for people to ask about so I can go on & on, and then forcing it on them so they can read it. Um, I mean, so they can borrow it. I would never. [laugh cry emoji]
May 11, 2024 — 9:23 PM
TheOrdinaryRebecca says:
In Porto, go to a port lodge – whether you like port or not. We went to Taylor’s, fascinating history of why port is even a thing, but I am sure the other lodges do similar tour/tasting. If you have time, the fishing village of Afurada is a nice walk along the river, with lots of restaurants grilling the fresh catch (just follow your nose, and the smoke). In Lisbon there is a bakery every other block it seems, pastel de nata (egg tarts) and many other tasty fat and sugar things, don’t worry the hills will help you burn it off. Castelo de Jorge in Alfama district is worth doing if the weather is nice – great views. And the aquarium has the only ocean sunfish (mola mola) in captivity(I think?) (is that what they call it with fish?), if you’re into weird stuff like that. I think you might be? Probably.
May 19, 2024 — 10:34 PM