Okay let’s start with the most important news of them all: yesterday I took a photo of a red-tailed hawk firing a rocket of pee-poo out of its clearly weaponized cloaca.
Yes, I know, I know —
You’re welcome.
Seriously, I was sitting here in the shed and the hawk — who I assume is a lady, as she is ginormous, and the ladyhawks are bigger than the brohawks — flew right in front of my window, then landed in a tree across our driveway. I make a habit every day of bringing my camera out just to have it, and so I quick started snapping some shots…
When the tail lifts, and the bird exorcises a ribbon of ghost poo.
As captured in that photo, above.
The photo does not capture the sheer distance achieved, however.
Anyway, this is the news you crave, I know.
LET’S SEE, WHAT ELSE IS UP.
Well, a little movie based on some authorial shitposting is now available on Shudder, as well as on Amazon and iTunes — that’s right! You Might Be The Killer is now watchable at home. (I know this isn’t necessarily internationally true; I don’t control that.) You can buy it. You can rent it.
So that happened.
The new episode of Ragnatalk is up.
Also, I know that I didn’t do a Macro Monday post — hey, it’s the holidays, we’re all kind of flying a little loosey-goosey here. Expect one Monday. OR DON’T. You never know with me.
Finally, the sixth and final (gasp) Miriam Black book is out — Vultures. It wraps up the series, tackling the one outstanding mystery: who, or what, is The Trespasser? You can pre-order it in print or eBook. That’ll be out on January 22nd, with an audio edition coming, too. There’s also a new Miriam-universe novella, following the character of Wren with a story that takes place between The Raptor & The Wren and Vultures, and has a bunch of cool psychic slasher-killer stuff going on. That’s gonna be in the three-novella collection Death & Honey, alongside fellow penmonkey cohorts Delilah S. Dawson and Kevin Hearne. You can preorder a limited edition signed/numbered hardcover, or nab in eBook. That comes out February 28th, with a cover by Galen Dara.
AND I’M OUT.
BYEEEEEE
Michael Patrick Hicks says:
I watched YOU MIGHT BE THE KILLER last week on Shudder! Holy crap, that was lots of fun. Is that Amazon HD price right? Only $3.99 to buy it? WOW. Now that’s a hell of a steal!
December 14, 2018 — 9:38 AM
terribleminds says:
Oh wow, it seems to be. It was $9.99 when I copied that link. Which is still a good deal.
December 14, 2018 — 9:40 AM
Michael Patrick Hicks says:
For sure! iTunes is $9.99 still. Any word if this will disc, or will it remain digital only?
December 14, 2018 — 9:55 AM
terribleminds says:
NO WORD
December 14, 2018 — 10:14 AM
Darnell Cureton says:
Serious lady hawk.
Good capture shot. I could learn from that…at a distance.
December 14, 2018 — 10:29 AM
Shawn says:
Just picked up the entire Miriam series. Intrigued by the premise. Looking forward to some good reading over Christmas. Thanks for the stories Chuck. Keep ’em coming.
December 14, 2018 — 11:59 AM
Suzanne Lucero says:
Thanks for the heads-up about YMBTK. The trailer looks great. BTW, how does it feel to be portrayed by the clever Alyson Hannigan?
December 16, 2018 — 7:18 AM
terribleminds says:
AMAZINGly weird but mostly amazing
December 17, 2018 — 12:32 PM
Jen says:
Realizing how close Ragnatalk is to the end of the movie made this episode a little sad, but if the 100+ podcasts I subscribe to Ragnatalk is definitely one of my favorites so I hope you two keep podcasting about something. I would listen to you talk about almost anything you are both enthusiastic about at this point.
December 16, 2018 — 11:09 PM
Michael says:
sadly actually really not (yet?) available in Germany on amazon.de
just in case you’re interested in that as a datapoint.
December 17, 2018 — 7:57 AM