I AM BACK FROM THE FOGSOAKED WILDS OF COASTAL ATLANTIC CANADA, FROM THE LOVECRAFTIAN REALM OF DONAIRS AND POUTINE AND LOBSTERS.
Halifax was great.
Hal-Con, in particular, was sublime.
It’s one of those “just right” cons — not so big it’s a soul-crushing meat-grinder, but not so small where you’re not really sure the juice was worth the squeeze. It had tons of local vendors, ace cosplay, and a really nice spread of great people — both fellow guests and fans. (Bonus: got to hang with my Sister from Another Mister, Delilah S. Dawson — whose newest, Treason of Hawks, is out in both print and e-book, and it completes her excellent Shadow series.) They also treat their guests like fucking royalty. I had a personal assistant! His name was Spencer and he looked like a young Matthew McConaughey? (Sidenote: why the fuck don’t I have an assistant?) It’s nice. It was all nice.
Nice as cookies.
I mean, except for the flight back, to which I say:
EAT SPECTACULAR SHIT, AIR CANADA.
This is the third time I’ve traveled with them.
And the third time they’ve canceled a flight right out from under me.
Like, you get to the airport.
You wait until approximately the boarding time.
And then the flight is just — boop! It’s fucking gone. It never existed, maybe. It was a collective hallucination borne by the ticket-holders, who knows. Either way: this happened again yesterday and they were like, “You can go home tomorrow instead.” And I was like, “There are no additional flights?” They said there was one, but it had no seats. And they were going to give me a hotel room but they didn’t have any hotel rooms and I was gonna have to wait. And technically I had to be back here today because I have child-entangled things to do, and then also Halloween tomorrow, so my kid was crushed I wasn’t coming home. While waiting, I toodled around the Internet for about 17 seconds and found out hey yeah there are too seats available on the next flight?
The Air Canada person told me (in what I am to understand was a lie) that she couldn’t rebook me on that one For Reasons, and I could book it and they’d just fix the difference later? Ugh. So I did that.
That flight was to leave at 9PM.
And ended up not leaving until after 10PM.
Which meant I didn’t get home until after 1AM, which is not fun.
But I got to gently wake up B-Dub and give the kid a hug, which was honestly the best reward at the end of such an irritating kidney stone of a journey.
Oh also, another thing that makes it all worth it?
Yeah, that’s right.
That’s Levar Burton.
One of the actual architects of both my childhood and, one could argue, my very career. Inspiring me then, and inspiring me now because this dude is as kind as any. He walks into a room and introduces himself to everybody, warm and smiling. He is pure cool and total comfort. (Bonus: to my great shock, he knew who I was, which pretty much completes Life Bingo, I think. I won life. I have conquered the summit. If I perish here, know I am satisfied at having made it.)
So: if given a chance to go to Hal-Con?
Do it.
(Just don’t fly Air Canada.)
Let’s see, what else is up?
Big announcement tomorrow, I think.
The Mega Ultra Super Big-Ass Book Bundle is still on sale for another day, 50% off with coupon NANO2018 — you can click here to grab a shitload of writing books and a couple novels.
One more deep-dive on the bots-and-puppets phenomenon surrounding, well, me. This time over at Vox-dot-com, so give a click and have a read. I don’t agree with every assertion made, and I think there might be some context missing, but it will be a fascinating read for you just the same.
You Might Be The Killer screened at Toronto After Dark, and it think won some cool audience awards? It’s also still showing on SyFy now and again, including via on-demand.
I’m working through Wanderers page proofs at a furious pace.
And I think that’s it for now.
See you soon, my sweet babbies.
Robert Chazz Chute says:
Air Canada is terrible. I find the staff can manage to be civil but never polite. (When in Canada, fly Westjet whenever possible..) I also despise Halifax International. The lines are too long despite having an army of security staff. That said, I lived in Halifax for four years and loved the city. Get an atomic sub sandwich and a carton of Beep next time you are in town (if they still sell those things). I could hear foghorns from my dorm wondow on foggy winter nights. The downtown is hilly but small enough to walk. I am considering going to Halcon next year. There aren’t many great book cons north of the border so see you at the next table!
October 30, 2018 — 11:12 AM
terribleminds says:
I will admit, the lines at the Halifax Airport were slim — very easy and friendly to get through. Though the airport itself is a bit meager in terms of things to do and eat. But then again, Toronto’s Pearson airport is pretty fucking empty of stuff, too.
October 30, 2018 — 11:18 AM
Cyn Vannoy says:
Oh yeah. AIr Canada sucks big donkey dicks.
I had the highly unenviable experience of flying with them last month from Houston to Montreal, then Montreal to Morocco. (And then reverse that spectacular Hell trip back two weeks later!)
They forcibly checked my carry-on so I lost medications, entertainment, and phone charger until arriving 14 hours later in Casablanca. No Wi-Fi plugins working on first hop to Montreal, so I couldn’t charge phone.
Second leg to Casablanca had no A/C. 10 hours in a pressurized tube with 200+ souls. We roasted.
Never again. By god I’ll swim.
I have full respect for the flight attendants, though! Unlike the airport crew, they were polite & longsuffering. Far more so than most of my fellow passengers!
But hell with all that….you hung out with Burton!!! He does seem like good people.
I’d love to do HalCon, especially if its laid-back vibe garners cool folks like you & Burton at the same time. But you’re right: hitch a ride with a Mountie or something. No more Air-Oh-How-We-Suck-So-Hard-At-Our-Jobs-Canada!
October 30, 2018 — 11:22 AM
PG Watkinson says:
On behalf of ALL of CANADA, I’m sorry for your shitty experience with Air Canada. (I’m contractually obliged, as a Canadian, to apologize for any frowny business within our borders.) Where can I send the conciliatory poutine?
October 30, 2018 — 11:49 AM
Widdershins says:
I second your humble apology and would like to add a complimentary box of Timbits. 🙂
October 31, 2018 — 8:30 PM
Hope says:
I’m so glad you had a great time at the con and visiting our foggy harbour city. It was a joy to meet you and take in your panels. Fingers crossed that they’ll ask you back!
I’m also sorry for your Air Canada awfulness. They’ve always been awful. They will forever be awful. WestJet seems to screw up less.
October 30, 2018 — 1:32 PM
Deborah Makarios says:
Down here in Australasia we have Jetstar: the airline you book with when you don’t really want to go. That said, disappearing flights are infinitely preferable to disappearing planes.
October 30, 2018 — 6:27 PM
decayingorbits says:
Hopefully you were able to hear a local group sing “Barrett’s Privateers” — it’s the one thing I remember from my one and only visit to Halifiax some 25 years ago. And it sticks with me to this day. Beautiful song.
October 30, 2018 — 7:46 PM
laura says:
LeVar Burton is awesome. He has a great podcast of short stories (adult short stories) that he reads. 🙂
October 30, 2018 — 8:51 PM
Ryan Dunfee says:
Hey! Ops manager at Hal-Con here. When I heard you were coming I was over the moon excited and I know quite a few of the attendees were super happy to see you announced. I have read a few of your books and loved them. Sorry I didn’t get over to say hello.
Did you have a chance to try donairs? If so, what did you think of the official food of Halifax?
October 30, 2018 — 9:04 PM
terribleminds says:
I only got a small bite of a donair at the Soiree — not sure how representative it was? It was good? Though not over the moon good? Again, I suspect it was a weaker specimen of the Donair species. 🙂
October 31, 2018 — 7:37 AM
Ryan Dunfee says:
Totally weaker! If you are ever in Halifax again try to get to Tony’s donair near the Commons. That has been the best hole in the wall spot for them since I was a kid
October 31, 2018 — 8:58 AM