That is a suitably dreary photo to accurately represent how suitably dreary it is outside right now. It’s gray and rainy and unnnggghh *banshee moan* this weekend was warm and lush and spring was in the air and now it’s cold and wet and fuck it.
And no that’s not a macro photo, but we’re all just going to have to deal. It’s a macro photo if you’re a giant. How about that? There you go. If you’re a giant, particularly a Space Giant out there in Giant Space, it’s a macro photo. Boom, you just got lawyered.
So, this week — well, the end of this week — I turn a big ol’ whopping 42 years old, which given HHGTTG, leads me to believe this will be some kind of very special year for me, cosmically speaking? I mean, probably not, but let a fella have his literarily numerological leanings, yeah? Yeah. But anyway, to celebrate, I figure I’d put my MEGA ULTRA SUPER DUPER POOPER UBER BOOK BUNDLE on sale — 50% off, so $20 becomes $10, which means you get ten books (eight writing books, two novels) for a buck a pop all in one go. You can check it out here, and you get the sale price with the coupon BOOKBIRTHDAY.
I’ve also noodled on doing a Patreon or Drip to support this site — but I’m also not sure about it. I don’t want to silo content unnecessarily, and I don’t want to split the readership here, nor punish those who aren’t subscribers. More thought will be required.
Ooh, also, ATLANTA BURNS and its sequel, THE HUNT, are still on sale for $0.99 a pop. For how long? I’ve no idea. Maybe ten minutes. Maybe ten years. Again, please note: these books are trigger-warning-flavored for all manner of things, so please be aware of that going into the deal. Good news on this front: a friend of mine wrote a pilot script based on the first AB book, and it was fucking cracking — I’ve read a lot of pilot scripts and this one, boy howdy, it’s one of the best scripts I’ve read. It captures the book while still being its own thing? It’s great. I don’t know that anything will happen with it, but Good Lord Willing and the Creek Don’t Rise, fortune will smile on this weird little project.
ANYWAY.
Reminder of where I’ll be upcoming —
This weekend: Ravencon in Virginia!
Then, May 5th, I’ll be at the Quakertown branch of the BCFL library for their comic-con day. I’ll be signing books and Let’s Play Books will have books for sale, so come by, say hi. Details here.
I’m at Phoenix ComicFest May 24 – 27, and will have a schedule for you soon.
Then I think I’m popping up to BEA to sign Damn Fine Story? More on that as I know!
Then I’m doing Writer’s Digest in NYC in August.
And that’s it!
I’M OUT.
*runs naked and cackling into the woods*
Lisa K says:
We (hubby and I) would happily support and drip or other type of funding options. And without and desire or need to see the content restricted. Perhaps a simple, optional funding button, rather than the reward based model? It all depends on the range of funding you are hoping to achieve, I suppose (I would guess that Pareon reward based funding may provide a higher level of income than “donate if you would like to”).
April 16, 2018 — 9:22 AM
JenniferShelby says:
I was wondering if that was you I saw streaking through the woods. Sweet cackle, by the way.
April 16, 2018 — 9:24 AM
jjtoner says:
Atlanta Burns and the sequel are NOT discounted. I checked.
April 16, 2018 — 9:25 AM
terribleminds says:
Where are you located?
April 16, 2018 — 9:29 AM
Stephanie Treviño-Ballard says:
oh my god chuck put on some pants — you do not want to tell THAT poison ivy story
Grabbed the AB ebooks! I was actually *just* looking at those last week.
April 16, 2018 — 9:43 AM
Katie Hynes says:
DO YOU HAVE YOUR TOWEL?
April 16, 2018 — 9:49 AM
Tanya Apel says:
I am not a writer, other than the occasional sternly written e-mail to one of my boy’s ridiculous teachers, but I LOVE your blog. Totally makes my day. Thank you for doing you.
April 16, 2018 — 10:42 AM
terribleminds says:
#fistbump
April 16, 2018 — 1:22 PM
PaTrick says:
Being the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything is not the be all and end all one would think it is. I’ve still got 37 (hee-hee, in a row, love Clerks) days left til I’m no longer the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything and there’s been nothin. I demand a refund.
April 16, 2018 — 10:42 AM
Steve Fey says:
Don’t put to much faith in the answer being 42. Remember that it doesn’t match the question, right?
April 16, 2018 — 12:19 PM
terribleminds says:
shhhh
April 16, 2018 — 1:22 PM
laura o says:
i love ur blog and read it most days. u r funny and i regularly lol while reading u. i thought blightborn one of ur best; a pleasure to read. i would rather see ads than contribute, so drip over patreon, please. if ur asking.
April 16, 2018 — 1:31 PM
terribleminds says:
#fistbump
April 16, 2018 — 1:43 PM
Jen says:
happy almost nearly birthday, book human. Also, an AB script sounds muy tasty – cannot wait for more news on that 😮
April 16, 2018 — 6:10 PM
Deborah Makarios says:
Have you considered setting up one of those things (Givealittle here in NZ, probably other sites elsewhere) where people can drop a coin/fat wad of notes in your digital cap, should the mood take them?
I have a Givealittle page as a way to distribute my ebook without getting hassle for it being Creative Commons (or losing the profits to bank fees in an int’l transaction), and to my surprise I’ve received way more per ebook than I would have sold them for ordinarily.
There’s the page on Givealittle, and there’s also a panel with a donation button (always have a big friendly button…) which sits on my Works page alongside the book info, so people don’t need to be hunting from site to site for a way to chip in for my electricity bill – or my ink habit.
April 16, 2018 — 10:18 PM
conniecockrell says:
Oh! I’m at Phoenix Comic Fest! Awesome. I’d love to meet up. AA928, AA930
April 18, 2018 — 1:19 AM
Suzanne Lucero (@S_Lucero) says:
I know I’m a couple-there days late here, but congrats on the AB script. Fingers crossed you’ll have news about a sale soon. You’ll let us know, yes?
April 19, 2018 — 6:50 AM
terribleminds says:
Oh, I wouldn’t stay quiet about something of that magnitude!
April 19, 2018 — 8:02 AM
Suzanne Lucero (@S_Lucero) says:
Auto-correct got me again. I meant a couple-THREE days late. (Not that it makes any more sense than a couple-there, but ….)
April 19, 2018 — 6:53 AM
Emelie Samuelson says:
I would love it if you had a Patreon page to support this blog. If nothing else, but as a learning tool for those of us trying to figure out how to support our own.
April 23, 2018 — 8:20 PM