Sometimes, there comes a time when authors tweet. Sometimes, those authors are Sam Sykes and Chuck Wendig. Sometimes, someone collects those tweets into a big pile of tweets — or whatever the collective noun is for tweets, a tortle of tweets or a twibble or a twain maybe — and then that someone puts them here at this blog where you can read them. So read them, already.
The Dating World is Complicated, Part One
cagedunn says:
No, be wary when they start baring the teeth, especially sideways and you see the incisors rasping with menace …
November 19, 2017 — 2:08 AM
Kevin Philip Thornton says:
I think it’s a twirl of tweets, or maybe a twigger for the rhotastic. Could even be a tweeze.
November 19, 2017 — 10:12 AM
jennnanigans says:
No wonder I’m still single, I’ve been out getting the skulls myself!
November 19, 2017 — 10:28 AM
Widdershins says:
It’s quality, and different species, rather than quantity. 🙂
November 19, 2017 — 9:34 PM
melorajohnson says:
Why, oh, why, did I accept a man who brought me no skulls? Sigh.
November 20, 2017 — 12:58 PM
Meredith Morgenstern says:
I would just like to point out that not all women are into skulls, and that’s a gross generalization. Like, I hate those commercials where women are all like, “We’re getting married because look at the skull he brought me!” and it’s like, is he nice? Funny? Smart? Is he a cyborg, or have some alien DNA? I told my now-husband that I was totally not into skulls, so when he proposed he brought me some femurs. FEMURS! I had to give him points for creativity, especially because the femurs belonged to every adult who was mean to me when I was a kid. <3 <3 <3
(We now have two adorable little boys, and I always tell them that a girl who only cares about skulls is not a girl they need to date, but cyborgs and alien DNA would really be good for the family.) (I also keep their baby teeth just in case they meet a nice girl — or boy! or cyborg! — who is into that.)
November 20, 2017 — 6:10 PM
Awkwardly Alive says:
Deeeelightful.
November 28, 2017 — 7:50 AM
everynkildare says:
*throws a flannel blankie over the throne of bones piled up in her office and whistles innocently*
Nothing to see here folks…
November 30, 2017 — 6:19 AM