Your job this week is easy-peasy, oh-so-sleazy–
(Okay, not that sleazy.)
Go into the comments, come up with a title* comprising five words.
Not four.
Not six.
Not one.
Five words exactly.
Pop that sucker in the comments, and next week I’ll grab ten of them and that’ll form the basis of the challenge the following week. Get it? Got it? Good. Due by next Friday, noon.
Ramblers, let’s get ramblin.
* a title = one title, not several, thanks
susancutter says:
Give Me a Minute, Please
June 23, 2017 — 4:35 PM
Marcia Bourgeois says:
The Crowd of Circling Geese
June 23, 2017 — 4:37 PM
moteridgerider says:
Death to the grim reape
June 23, 2017 — 4:41 PM
moteridgerider says:
Sorry I missed the final ‘r’ – that should read ‘Death to the Grim Reaper.’
June 23, 2017 — 4:43 PM
mregibney says:
Why are there so many—?
June 23, 2017 — 4:56 PM
Matthew Marchitto (@ThewTheSlightly) says:
You Don’t Steal My Shit
June 23, 2017 — 5:00 PM
Rebecca Douglass says:
My brain just matched this with the one above, and got “You Don’t Steal My Shirt.” Which might also work 🙂
June 23, 2017 — 6:58 PM
Glen available says:
Don’t Go Down The Well
June 23, 2017 — 5:08 PM
AN says:
Seriously don’t. Very scary shit goes on down there. But hey, if you willingly go down, then you must have one hell of a character flaw! Or maybe that’s your purpose in life. Either way, drive that plot! I’m excited to read stories from the depths of the well.
June 23, 2017 — 8:40 PM
Glen available says:
Human nature can be predictable you’re right.
The local kids are warned never to take the shortcut home through Spider Gates Cemetery.
So whada they do?
The very next day take the short cut through the Spider Gates Cemetery.
(FYI: The Well is located inside the cemetery).
June 23, 2017 — 11:40 PM
AN says:
Inside the cemetery… even better!
June 24, 2017 — 8:19 AM
Glen available says:
Do you think it would be too much to then also have the cemetery built on top of a gateway to hell, over-used cliches not withstanding?
June 24, 2017 — 8:22 AM
Kristin Mireles (@kristinmireles) says:
What if things on the Surface became so unbearable, that Hell became the most desirable place to be? Maybe the gateway to Hell needs a bouncer, and the actual punishment for the worst of humanity is to be forced to live with the horrors they’ve created on the Surface?
June 25, 2017 — 4:47 PM
StarNinja says:
But that’s where the Lens of Truth is hidden and I need it to get through the Shadow Temple!
June 25, 2017 — 10:10 AM
Glen available says:
Spoiler alert!
June 25, 2017 — 4:20 PM
Tamra Hart says:
“Bingo!” Cried the Dying Man
June 23, 2017 — 5:15 PM
conniecockrell says:
Space-suited creatures stream through air-lock.
June 23, 2017 — 5:15 PM
Maaja says:
The Fire-Breathing Chicken Conundrum.
June 23, 2017 — 5:19 PM
Maaja says:
Five words exactly try: when your chicken breathes fire
June 23, 2017 — 5:20 PM
Kathleen Moran says:
Once There Was Far Music
June 23, 2017 — 5:21 PM
Rebecca Douglass says:
I like that. Suggests something nostalgic.
June 23, 2017 — 6:58 PM
M.R. Dorough says:
When Death Was Still Young
June 23, 2017 — 5:27 PM
Rebecca Douglass says:
Another great one!
June 23, 2017 — 6:58 PM
Dr Ukato says:
I thought I could Love
June 23, 2017 — 6:11 PM
N.O.A. Rawle says:
It’s Always My Fault.
June 23, 2017 — 6:28 PM
Glen available says:
I think I’ve read this book.
Wasn’t this subtitled – The Autobiography of a Earthquake Seismologist
June 23, 2017 — 6:32 PM
Patricia I Vicens says:
“Maybe I Should Say Something”
June 23, 2017 — 6:35 PM
thedebc says:
A View From The Gutter
June 23, 2017 — 6:39 PM
Glen available says:
Been there!
June 23, 2017 — 11:41 PM
Mike. says:
Always Expect the Spanish Inquisition
June 23, 2017 — 6:40 PM
Gina Scott Roberts says:
Do Or Don’t, Your Choice
June 23, 2017 — 6:48 PM
StarNinja says:
Yoda’s “don’t give a shit” cousin is very curt, isn’t he?
June 25, 2017 — 10:12 AM
mannixk says:
Sit and Watch it Burn
June 23, 2017 — 6:53 PM
Mary Contrary says:
The Fairest of Them All.
June 23, 2017 — 6:56 PM
Amy McLennan says:
Choose Your Mode of Death
June 23, 2017 — 7:09 PM
dangerdean says:
Liquor Wakes My Buried Love.
Take that in whichever sense you want.
June 23, 2017 — 7:22 PM
wayfairing says:
On the Edge of Mediocrity
June 23, 2017 — 7:35 PM
SamKD says:
Three Slices of Cold Time
June 23, 2017 — 8:18 PM
Charles Junior says:
Uh Oh! Johny no go there!
June 23, 2017 — 8:45 PM
disperser says:
Nose. It was a nose.
June 23, 2017 — 9:02 PM
Pavowski says:
I Shouldn’t Have Swiped Right
June 23, 2017 — 9:44 PM
Glen available says:
Is that disguised political commentry?
June 23, 2017 — 11:20 PM
Pavowski says:
*whistling ominously*
June 24, 2017 — 8:44 AM
Glen available says:
Taking that as a definite maybe.
June 24, 2017 — 5:07 PM
Doug Daniel says:
The Man Who Went Home
June 23, 2017 — 10:33 PM
Amy Ebel says:
It happened again last night.
June 23, 2017 — 10:41 PM
murdock says:
Something Has Gone Terribly Awry
June 23, 2017 — 10:54 PM
robintowne says:
Hey, you missed a spot.
June 23, 2017 — 11:58 PM
Glen available says:
Confessions of a neat freak perhaps?
June 24, 2017 — 12:00 AM
Jeremiah Boydstun says:
Press one for customer service
June 24, 2017 — 12:23 AM
Sophie Giroir says:
Oh. This could go in so many directions. Reminds me of Philip K. Dick’s titles.
June 24, 2017 — 1:36 AM
AN says:
JB- great title! We all know the angst of waiting and wanting to get a human on the line. And that nightmare when you can’t get the phone to dial!!! Here, I have book 2 for your series…
The Customer is Always Right
June 24, 2017 — 7:24 AM
annwjwhite says:
Curving hips dance with passion
June 24, 2017 — 12:25 AM
Erica L Burden says:
That Stick We Passed Before
June 24, 2017 — 1:11 AM
Sacha Jones says:
Your last chance to dance
June 24, 2017 — 1:24 AM
Sophie Giroir says:
I Could Have Been God
June 24, 2017 — 1:35 AM
thomaspierson says:
The Long, Bloody Way Home
June 24, 2017 — 3:04 AM
Thomas Diehl says:
Apocalypse Twice Today, Thrice Tomorrow
June 24, 2017 — 4:12 AM
Jenny says:
I died on a Tuesday
June 24, 2017 — 4:40 AM
the story hive says:
Blinking Bees in my Coffee
June 24, 2017 — 6:09 AM
AshleyKagaoan says:
I like it.
June 26, 2017 — 12:55 AM
keruin says:
The Heartbreaker of Fillmore Max
June 24, 2017 — 7:17 AM
Shondriette says:
And Then There Was Fire
June 24, 2017 — 7:47 AM
Mozette says:
The Storm Raged On Within
June 24, 2017 — 7:50 AM
Lisa Scott Gordon says:
Political Power Causes Brain Rot
June 24, 2017 — 9:14 AM
Dylan Spradlin says:
Stumbling From The Ashes
June 24, 2017 — 10:13 AM
Thom Marrion says:
Bible Stories fir Pagan Children
June 24, 2017 — 10:30 AM
S says:
Night of Mall Road Shenanigans
June 24, 2017 — 10:49 AM
Derecho says:
A Terrible Day to Die
June 24, 2017 — 10:54 AM
caestlavie says:
A Cannibal/Farmer’s To-Do List
June 24, 2017 — 11:12 AM
Sherryl Ollamha says:
You Won’t Amount to Anything
June 24, 2017 — 12:43 PM