Your job this week is easy-peasy, oh-so-sleazy–
(Okay, not that sleazy.)
Go into the comments, come up with a title* comprising five words.
Not four.
Not six.
Not one.
Five words exactly.
Pop that sucker in the comments, and next week I’ll grab ten of them and that’ll form the basis of the challenge the following week. Get it? Got it? Good. Due by next Friday, noon.
Ramblers, let’s get ramblin.
* a title = one title, not several, thanks
shadesofcyan says:
Tales of a Christmas Future
June 23, 2017 — 12:46 PM
Roi Berger says:
Don’t go crying, fish-man
June 23, 2017 — 12:49 PM
Marsha says:
Ok. Here’s my title: “Sock it to me, baby”
Just a bit sleazy…..
June 23, 2017 — 12:50 PM
StarNinja says:
Notable runners up:
Sake it to me, baby
Sockeye it to me, baby
Socket it to me, baby
Suck it to me, baby (>.>)
Rock it to me, baby
Sock it. To me. Baby (Walken style)
Sock it to me? Baby? (DeNiro style)
Sock it to, me, baby (Shatner style)
Shock it to meh, bebe (Connery style)
June 25, 2017 — 10:04 AM
Andrea Juhasz says:
That One Time in Hell
June 23, 2017 — 12:54 PM
Delia (Postcards from Asia) says:
Oh, I really like this.
June 23, 2017 — 12:56 PM
OmegaKarma says:
I really enjoy this title. A lot.
June 26, 2017 — 9:07 PM
angel011 says:
Sounds like fun!
June 29, 2017 — 10:46 AM
T A Chan says:
Manatees Are Basically Swimming Potatoes
June 23, 2017 — 12:55 PM
Rebecca Douglass says:
Sounds like something a character from one of Carl Hiaasen’s kids books would say 🙂
June 23, 2017 — 7:00 PM
Delia (Postcards from Asia) says:
“Unicorns don’t live here anymore” I haven’t read a story about unicorns, metaphorical or the fairy-tale variety. One can only hope. 🙂
June 23, 2017 — 12:55 PM
Dylan says:
“The Last Unicorn” by Peter Beagle. Weird and beautiful. You’re welcome.
June 23, 2017 — 1:04 PM
Delia (Postcards from Asia) says:
Thanks, Dylan. I’ve added it to my tbr list.
June 23, 2017 — 9:27 PM
aimeethere says:
Mikki Kendall wrote a short unicorn piece a couple of months ago; I’m pretty sure it’s just called Unicorns. 🙂
June 27, 2017 — 9:06 PM
Rach says:
The Girl Who Went Missing
June 23, 2017 — 12:59 PM
StarNinja says:
Is that what Gone Girl’s called in England?
June 25, 2017 — 10:05 AM
denmaniacs4 says:
“Bugger this! We’re outta blood!
June 23, 2017 — 1:00 PM
Ross Haynes says:
Don’t Ever Think That Again
June 23, 2017 — 1:00 PM
Neocognitron says:
Announcement: Orbital Wrestling Championship Finalists
June 23, 2017 — 1:01 PM
Henrietta Watson says:
The Symbols Of My Past
June 23, 2017 — 1:05 PM
Zak Forsman says:
“Always Go for the Juggler”
[edited to whittle down to one title — c.]
June 23, 2017 — 1:05 PM
folkool says:
Cosmic Bowling in Outer Space
June 23, 2017 — 1:16 PM
lisacle says:
Pass Me the Whomping Stick
June 23, 2017 — 1:17 PM
Pizzafishjedi2 says:
Cries of the Disinterested Salmon
June 23, 2017 — 1:20 PM
michelledevilliersart says:
Broad in Middle, Narrow Behind
June 23, 2017 — 1:20 PM
Bob Lyman says:
Not a convenient fire exit
June 23, 2017 — 1:21 PM
the story hive says:
good one!
June 24, 2017 — 6:08 AM
robintowne says:
Don’t try to kiss me.
June 23, 2017 — 1:22 PM
AN says:
Seven Sewn and Seven Split
June 23, 2017 — 1:24 PM
aimeethere says:
Ooh, this is so scary-dark-woods-don’t-open-your-eyes fable-y, I love it.
June 27, 2017 — 9:08 PM
Lizbeth Crawford says:
BOOK WITH ‘GIRL’ IN TITLE
June 23, 2017 — 1:27 PM
StarNinja says:
Is that what Gone Girl’s called in Sweden?
June 25, 2017 — 10:09 AM
killerpuppytails says:
Gravity and Magnetism’s First Date
June 23, 2017 — 1:29 PM
Christy S. says:
A Thunderstorm in Her Heart
June 23, 2017 — 1:29 PM
J.W. Martin says:
The Title With Five Words
June 23, 2017 — 1:32 PM
Terry Yackley says:
Don’t Make Me Get You
June 23, 2017 — 1:33 PM
patboylan says:
That Old Lady Tablecloth Smell
June 23, 2017 — 1:49 PM
AshleyKagaoan says:
Lol!
June 26, 2017 — 12:41 AM
sandradny says:
Hippopotami Revenge: A Love Story
June 23, 2017 — 1:50 PM
misterangstrom says:
Go Wash That Dirndl, Hannah
June 23, 2017 — 1:52 PM
Christine Poythress says:
Dark Lords of Shining Sun
June 23, 2017 — 1:54 PM
leslieartist333 says:
1.The Queen of Dark Matter. 2. The Last Land on Earth. 3. Moon rise beneath Jupiter’s storms.
June 23, 2017 — 2:09 PM
Michelle Schmer says:
The kitty drank my coffee
June 23, 2017 — 2:12 PM
Ian Vogel says:
Life Sentence: Embalming School Graduate
June 23, 2017 — 2:21 PM
chellethebelle says:
He Smelled Like Dish Soap
June 23, 2017 — 2:22 PM
Karen Hilstad says:
Shut your mouth very gently
June 23, 2017 — 2:36 PM
curioushart says:
His Life Between the Lines
June 23, 2017 — 2:37 PM
Gary Henderson says:
“Mommy, What Does ‘Fhtagn’ Mean?”
June 23, 2017 — 2:38 PM
otterpoet says:
Amongst the Mist and Shadows
June 23, 2017 — 2:42 PM
Katie B says:
Paper Cuts Make Good Bait
June 23, 2017 — 2:45 PM
AN says:
Awesome. You have already inspired me!
June 23, 2017 — 3:47 PM
Katie B says:
This means I cut my finger for a good reason!
June 26, 2017 — 8:40 PM
Jen says:
A Teaspoon of Raspberry Vodka
June 23, 2017 — 2:58 PM
StarNinja says:
It helps the medicine go down, that’s for sure!
June 25, 2017 — 10:08 AM
Diedra Black says:
Quest for Notes in Trees
June 23, 2017 — 2:59 PM
SamKD says:
Champion Carver and the Dog
June 23, 2017 — 3:06 PM
oklahomastead says:
The Trouble with
June 23, 2017 — 3:34 PM
oklahomastead says:
Tuna Farming
June 23, 2017 — 3:36 PM
Bob Gee says:
“Step away from the weiner!”
June 23, 2017 — 3:38 PM
FireStorm says:
Stuck Between Reapers and Demons
June 23, 2017 — 3:38 PM
AN says:
Brood X: Beasts of Prey
June 23, 2017 — 3:42 PM
M.A. Kropp says:
Love and Diagonal Head Trauma
June 23, 2017 — 3:44 PM
Ethan Asplin says:
Why Everything Is So ******
(I’m classing the asterisks as a word, and even though it does seem to be suggesting one thing, it can be anything you want it to be, really.)
June 23, 2017 — 3:54 PM
AN says:
Like… Bloody? Casual? Putrid? Delish? Secret? Minute?
June 23, 2017 — 4:18 PM
Shiloh A. Ohmes says:
AbracaWTF: The Unexpected Witches Guidebook.
June 23, 2017 — 4:03 PM
Carl says:
Invasive Blackbirds and the Harvest
June 23, 2017 — 4:27 PM
Marcia bourgeois says:
She had little to say
June 23, 2017 — 4:33 PM
dorwinrin says:
The Unabridged History of Poop
June 23, 2017 — 4:34 PM