Macro Monday? More Like Macrowl Monday, Am I Right?

No, it’s not a macro, but it’s what you’re getting.

I love that owl.

That little screech owl is me, every Monday morning.

Also every morning, Tuesday through Sunday.

SO HEY HI WHAT’S UP.

Well, first and foremost, this happened.

And Empire’s End also hit a buncha other lists, too, which is super lovely.

Oh, also —

IT’S TIME FOR MIRIAM BLACK TO LAY THE SMACK DOWN.

At Unbound Worlds, they do these annual SFF pop culture cage matches — taking characters from beloved books and stories and pitting them against each other in fictional match-ups.

It’s rad. And this year’s 2017 match is open for bad-ass business.

And, bonus: Miriam Black is one of the competitors.

Click that link and it’ll take you to her fight, which is against Molly Millions, the sharp-nailed mirrorshades street samurai from the mind of the master, William Gibson.

I got to write their cage match, so check it out.

Then, if you’re so inclined to throw a vote her way to keep her fighting, please do.

I think that’s it for this morning.

TIME TO TEACH MONDAY A LESSON.

*presses button*

*Monday explodes*