Awkward Author Photo Contest: The Awkward Author Winners!

AND SO IT IS DONE.

The votes are tallied.

The awkwardness is codified and canonical.

Here then are the top four winners —

#14 (by a long shot), #22, then in a tight race, #27, and #15. #2 also came in close enough where I’m gonna just go ahead and count it as five winners as much as four, because those last three were one vote off apiece, and god only knows if I fucked up the vote count.

Congrats to you winners.

I mean, “congrats,” because c’mon. *side-eye*

YOU WINNER HUMANS, you need to email me at terribleminds at gmail dot com and gimme your deets. By which I mean, your mailing address so I can mail you a book.

Here, then, are the top five:

#14

#22

#27

#15

#2