I received over 40 entries for the Awkward Author Photo Contest.
Well-done, everyone. Well-done.
*thunderous applause*
You will find a couple famous-faced authors in there, including Jeff VanderMeer, Alethea Kontis, James Sutter, and Yvonne Navarro. Those cheeky little penmonkeys.
Your job, if you choose to accept it, is to go through these photos, find your ONE TRUE FAVORITE, and then go into the comments below and put down the corresponding number. Write only the number, if you please. I need the number to be plainly visible and easy to tally.
You have a week to vote — vote by 12/27, noon EST.
At that point, I’ll note the top four vote-getters, and those people will get a copy of THUNDERBIRD apiece. And they’ll also earn our neverending love. In a diabolical pact.
In the meantime, I’m going to pick my favorite right here and right now.
DRUM ROLL PLEASE:
Huzzah! Congratulations, Jo Anderson. (She has her own Flickr account here.) I chose it because literally every time I look at it I break out into laughter. It’s just so glorious weird. What did that banana do to deserve such dubious scorn? Are the other fruits complicit? Why would this ever be an author photo? IT IS SUBLIME.
So, congratulations!
Which means, voters —
Do not vote for this one. (I’ve tagged it with no number so you know.)
Congrats to Jo, and to the rest of you:
Get to the voting booth below.
*insert some coy reference to the electoral college*
Thoraiya says:
28!
December 21, 2016 — 4:19 AM
Zoi says:
27
December 21, 2016 — 4:23 AM
Princess of Dragons says:
33!
December 21, 2016 — 4:33 AM
Lore says:
41
December 21, 2016 — 5:44 AM
antonykgooding says:
Got too be 27 not just awkward but ridiculously awkward almost pythonesque in it awkwardness. Probably spelt pythonesque wrong, but who cares I just voted for a bloke in bed, in a suit with three dogs and a bugger off giant glass of wine on the bedside table. But I take comfort in it not being the most ludicrous thing that’s been voted for this year !!!!
December 21, 2016 — 7:37 AM
Laura Roberts says:
42
December 21, 2016 — 7:46 AM
Patrick says:
#7, but #19 deserves an award for fortitude.
December 21, 2016 — 8:08 AM
Karen Jeanne says:
20 & 40
December 21, 2016 — 8:39 AM
Zoe Wible says:
2
December 21, 2016 — 8:57 AM
Erinsnarks says:
11!
December 21, 2016 — 9:04 AM
Marjorie King says:
3. Just wrong.
December 21, 2016 — 9:09 AM
Alyssa Hollingsworth says:
37
December 21, 2016 — 9:11 AM
Wolfgang says:
catched by #22
December 21, 2016 — 9:13 AM
Miles Thompson (@Lockeheart11) says:
37
December 21, 2016 — 9:13 AM
Laurel Avery says:
#37. I really considered #2 as well. Just something oddly awkward about a man with a duck.
December 21, 2016 — 9:23 AM
Wendy Priesnitz says:
#40
December 21, 2016 — 9:47 AM
Peter says:
Have to go with #37, though #27 was a close runner-up.
December 21, 2016 — 9:57 AM
Jennifer Shelby says:
14 *heads to doctor to get bleeding eyes checked*
December 21, 2016 — 9:57 AM
Mary Malicki says:
40
December 21, 2016 — 10:05 AM
Susan says:
#40 is it!
December 21, 2016 — 10:07 AM
lisacle says:
19
December 21, 2016 — 10:50 AM
John E. O. Stevens says:
14
December 21, 2016 — 10:59 AM
Valli Baba Spahn says:
#40 all the way
December 21, 2016 — 11:16 AM
glenavailable says:
This book hat idea might just catch on.
December 22, 2016 — 5:04 PM
Gerry O'Brien says:
21
December 21, 2016 — 11:27 AM
lcbennettstern says:
14
December 21, 2016 — 11:29 AM
Carl says:
20
December 21, 2016 — 11:44 AM
Ita says:
15
December 21, 2016 — 12:00 PM
Charlie says:
22!
December 21, 2016 — 1:19 PM
Katherine Anne Hetzel says:
2
December 21, 2016 — 1:35 PM
K. Zorn says:
20
December 21, 2016 — 1:43 PM
Kelli Riffle says:
28
December 21, 2016 — 2:47 PM
anonymous says:
14 was the easiest choice ever. The Nancy Reagan on-the-john would’ve been a top contender for “why is this an author picture” if a bit more awkward, but 14 easily EASILY seals it because I totally could see that on the back of a book for Burning Man.
December 21, 2016 — 2:50 PM
George ibarra says:
14
December 21, 2016 — 2:55 PM
K. Cox says:
33
December 21, 2016 — 3:19 PM
Elyse says:
20
December 21, 2016 — 3:45 PM
Seth Burke says:
40!
December 21, 2016 — 4:11 PM
glenavailable says:
A book hat such as this one lends a certain air of sophistication and resonance to the author-wearer, especially important if you’re plying your trade in the ‘serious novel’ category.
December 22, 2016 — 5:01 PM
isabellelaurenwrites says:
2
December 21, 2016 — 4:45 PM
glenavailable says:
This one just throbs with animal magnetism.
December 22, 2016 — 5:06 PM
Seajelly says:
2
December 21, 2016 — 4:54 PM
Richard says:
7 – Can’t help it – the dog says it all.
December 21, 2016 — 5:38 PM
Aberdeen says:
15
December 21, 2016 — 6:20 PM
Dan says:
2
December 21, 2016 — 7:07 PM
Laura Hemly says:
27
December 21, 2016 — 7:52 PM
mlhe says:
15
December 21, 2016 — 8:44 PM
Jann says:
40
December 21, 2016 — 9:07 PM
B says:
37
December 21, 2016 — 9:38 PM
glenavailable says:
Fifty shades of geektastic!
December 22, 2016 — 5:10 PM
Bim says:
27
December 21, 2016 — 10:32 PM
Angelica says:
10
December 22, 2016 — 12:15 AM
glenavailable says:
38 The ultimate creative author (to create life is the ultimate isn’t it?
December 22, 2016 — 1:04 AM
Patrick McMurray says:
#9 for the genuinely creepy slow burn…
December 22, 2016 — 3:17 AM
karisrogerson says:
20!
December 22, 2016 — 11:15 AM